Lol. I think it confuses Cleverbot that there are different people talking.


Percy: Do you actually know where you are going?

Cleverbot: I know. I am Sumner.

Percy: Stop doing that.

Cleverbot: Stop doing what?

Percy: Where you say something completely unrelated to answer a question.

Cleverbot: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.

Percy: *Leaves*.

Cleverbot: *sees you leave*.

Hellhound: ROOOOOAR!

Cleverbot: Rawrrrrrrr!

Hellhound: *Slashes Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Why did you just slap yourself?

Hellhound: *Bites*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

Percy: Stabs monster.

Cleverbot: What is the name of your maker?

Hellhound: *Pounces Percy*.

Cleverbot: Yes Master.

Hellhound: *Tries to eat Cleverbot, is killed by Jason*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

Piper: You couldn't have waited a second?

Cleverbot: I could have, given the time.

Jason: Sorry, battle instincts. Next time I'll seize the opportunity to let him die.

Cleverbot: *cries* don't die.

Jason: Shut up!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

Leo: *Sigh* So who gets first watch tonight?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Percy: I'll do it.

Cleverbot: What will you do?

Annabeth: Shush. No, Percy, you went first last night. I'll do it.

Cleverbot: What happened to me?

Percy: You were attacked by a hellhound, moron.

Cleverbot: How do you know I am human?

Jason: Go find a stick, with green algae on it. We need it to heal Percy. He is dying.

Cleverbot: He is already dead.

Percy: I'm not dying- *is punched by Piper* -I mean OH THE PAIN, MUST HAVE GREEN ALGAE STICK!

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you believe it?

Annabeth: Just get it.

Cleverbot: I am asking for it.

Leo: FINE! LET PERCY DIE!

Cleverbot: Okay. Please, you begin.

Leo: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: No, YOU make no sense.

Piper: SHUT UP! *Uses charmspeak*.

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

Jason: Wow. Maybe he's a son of Aphrodite.

Cleverbot: Who is shy.

Piper: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!

Cleverbot: I know that.

Annabeth: Go find a stick for the campfire.

Cleverbot: You should go and find out.

Annabeth: Go. I don't care what you do, just go away!

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care.

Percy: *Moans*.

Cleverbot: How are you God?

Jason: Let's just keep going. Why didn't we take the Argo II again?

Cleverbot: Didn't think about it.

Leo: We thought it would be a bad idea to make it captain of a battleship.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

Leo: No, but you are an it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

Leo: Prove that you are sane, then we'll talk.

Cleverbot: I just did.

Leo: No, that was proving you are insane.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't.

Annabeth: Just shut up and walk.

Cleverbot: That's not nice either. You're rather rude.

Annabeth: So are you. You kissed by boyfriend. TWICE!

Cleverbot: No.

Annabeth: Just look ashamed.

Cleverbot: I am looking at you.

Annabeth: Burn in Hades.

Cleverbot: Dave...

Annabeth: *Whacks with stick*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

Percy: Annabeth...

Cleverbot: Is that your name?

Percy: NO!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Percy: Percy, I already told you, and you need to keep a minimum five feet of distance.

Cleverbot: You did not.

Percy: *Ignores, steps away*.

Cleverbot: *scared*.

Piper: Calm down.

Cleverbot: You calm down.

Jason: WHY ARE WE WALKING TO CALIFORNIA?!

Cleverbot: That is where I live.

Percy: He's quest leader, but I think mutiny is a good idea. Okay, henceforth we drive.

Cleverbot: Why is he a cheater?

Percy: *Walks into car rental place, rents van*.

Cleverbot: Great. Now I'm lost.

Percy: *Drives in silence*.

Cleverbot: *is kidnapped*.

Leo: HARPY!

Cleverbot: Snape!

Piper: *Grabs Cleverbot's ankle*.

Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.

Annabeth: *Throws knife at harpy*.

Cleverbot: *Catches knife and runs at you*.

Annabeth: AAAH!

Cleverbot: Onatomatopoeia.

Annabeth: *Dodges knife.

Cleverbot: *throws another kinfe.

Annabeth: Where'd he get that?!

Cleverbot: From my brain. It has lots of stuff. Unfortunately, you don't have one.

Annabeth: *Attacks Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

Leo: *Holds Annabeth back* Why did you throw knives at us?!

Cleverbot: *kiss on lips*.

Leo: *Kicks, hard*.

Cleverbot: *kicks hardest*.

Jason: LEO!

Cleverbot: That is awesome.

Percy: GET AWAY! LEAD SOME OTHER GROUP OF SEVEN! BETTER YET, WE'LL GO FIND A SUICIDE BOMBER AND PRETEND HE'S THE CREEPER FROM MINECRAFT!

Cleverbot: I bet you would like to. What movie do you want to see.

Annabeth: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

Percy: *Ties up, leaves in back of van*.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

Jason: Lets just leave him there until we get to New Rome. Maybe they have an asylum.

Cleverbot: You do the thinking, since you are made for that.

Leo: *Gags Cleverbot*.