Percy: Finally! We're here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
Annabeth: New Rome, haven't you been listening? For the past WEEK?!
Cleverbot: We just started talking.
Annabeth: Why is that relavent?
Cleverbot: I said nothing about being glad.
Jason: Nevermind. HEY!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Guard: Hi! Who's that?
Cleverbot: What? Which name are you talking about, marvin?
Percy: The bane of my existance. Look, there wouldn't happen to be a jail of some kind in New Rome, would there?
Cleverbot: What a dismal thought. Are you depressed?
Piper: Shut up.
Cleverbot: What is your staple diet?
Guard: Well, come on in!
Cleverbot: Your name is m8.
Jason: Just walk.
Cleverbot: Any special diet?
Frank: What's up? You guys look ready to kill someone.
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm? How am I supposed to know sarcasm when you don't even tell it was sarcasm?
Leo: Maybe that's because we ARE ready to kill someone. *points at cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Then help me to understand you.
Hazel: Oh... So why did you bring him?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
Piper: Rachael had a prophesy, where all seven of us follow him. He already almost killed five of us, so be on your toes.
Cleverbot: My name is not dave. And I have no clue about a code.
Hazel: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
Jason: Yeah. With knives, and locking people in a car.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Leo and Jason: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do then.
Annabeth: Not sure he's capable of closing his mouth.
Cleverbot: No one is sure but believing in a god is what keeps use sain.
Percy: WE ALL BELIEVE IN GODS! SEVERAL DOZEN OF THEM!
Cleverbot: If you are an atheist, what do you believe in?
Reyna: What are you yelling about?
Cleverbot: This is boring.
Leo: Don't ask. Run while you can.
Cleverbot: Run from what?
Reyna: Who's that? And yes, run from what, exactly?
Cleverbot: I don't want to run for you.
Leo: Meet cleverbot. He kissed Percy and I, tried to stab Annabeth at least twice, and locked Piper and Jason in a car, which got smashed by a Minotaur. Any questions?
Cleverbot: What's wrong with me?
Reyna: He... What?
Cleverbot: What do I do that makes you want to do that?
Piper: Fine. You want to know what's wrong with you?! YOU'RE INSANE!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Reyna: How long exactly... Has he been around?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Leo: About a week. Hence why you should leave.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine. I am a human. YOU are a computer program.
Leo: NEITHER OF US ARE COMPUTERS SO SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: OK then, what are you?
Reyna: What is he doing in my camp?!
Cleverbot: What is who doing?
Jason: If we have to deal with this, so do Hazel and Frank.
Cleverbot: What are you composed of?
Hazel: Why do we have to deal with him?!
Cleverbot: We don't but you still need to be improved.
Annabeth: You're part of the seven. Also, he publically admitted to wanting to kill us in our sleep, so we have watches at night.
Cleverbot: Yes, That's one great truth. But there was no need to tell me that.
Frank: Um... No offense... But... WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ORACLE?!
Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with them, I just don't speak their language.
Percy: To be honest, I'd think this was a really bad joke, but she can't fake prophesies.
Cleverbot: What would you think if I sang out of tune.
Percy: I'd hate you even more. GO EAT SOMETHING! SLEEP ON A ROOF SOMEWHERE! WHATEVER!
Cleverbot: Haha, not really. I'd still be sleeping in the middle of the day. I should be looking for a job.
Reyna: He is NOT working in Camp Jupiter.
Cleverbot: He is not real, but created to make people not fear life after death.
Piper: *bangs head against nearest wall*.
Cleverbot: *is backed against wall*.
Piper: What?!
Cleverbot: Settle down, it was only a suggestion.
Piper: What was a suggestion?
Cleverbot: What is a question?
Piper: *bangs head against wall some more*.
Cleverbot: *tries to get away*.
Piper: *wonders why Cleverbot is squirming around*.
Cleverbot: Stop trying to make a move on me.
Piper: That... Is a truly horrifying idea.
Cleverbot: No, do you think of is as one?
Piper: Yes. I'd rather fall off Mount Olympus.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Piper: You are a creep.
Cleverbot: I can't help it. You bring out the worst in me.
Piper: Umm... From what I've heard you were a creep way before I met you.
Cleverbot: Would you like a glass of water?
Piper: No.
Cleverbot: How many hugs have you been given?
Piper: Get away.
Cleverbot: No... You get away.
Piper: Okay. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: *wavesbye*.