I'm still having a good ass sleep right now, and I'm also having a good dream about shoes. Even though I like shoes, I'm not the girly type that always shops for clothes. Now that I mention shoes, I can kill for some boots, wedges, flats, and crocs. My favorite type of shoe is the wedge that has the curve in the back of the heel. Some say that they're ugly, but they're still regular old wedges. Anyway, I was having a good sleep, until I fell off the bed.

Me: Damn it! *sits up* I was in the middle of a good dream.

I was still wrapped up in my sheets, and I threw them back on the bed. I turn to my bed real quick, and then turn to the wall, and I said…

Me: Hold up…

I stand up, and look at my bed one more time. I remember that Envy decided to wrap his arms around me to keep me warm. Now, he's gone.

Me: What the fuck!?

I grab my robe, put it on, and ran out the door looking for Envy. I don't even know why the hell I'm worried about him right now. I mean, he's Envy. He could be somewhere instigating something horrible or back at the hideout I don't know. Either way, he should've told me he was going out. So, I'm searching the entire headquarters, and there is no Envy in sight. Now, I'm getting mad.

Me: *to self* Where the fuck is this palm tree son of a bitch right now? When he shows up, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!

I felt a tap on my shoulder, and a voice saying…

Envy: I'm right here.

Me: *turns around slowly; looks at him funny* Man, I ought to kick your ass for walking out on me. You got me searching the entire command center. Where'd you go?

Envy: Worried much? *smirks*

Me: Fuck you. Just answer the question.

Envy: I have to give info…

Me: Yeah, yeah, you have to give info to Father. Tell me who is this Father guy? Can I meet this guy?

Envy: No. You can't.

Me: And why not?

Envy: If I did, we're both dead. The Homunculi were supposed to find you, and hold you hostage again, but Father has a change of plans. After seeing you fight me, he wants you to be a Homunculus.

Me: Me? A Homunculus? Now I really have to be on the low from the Furher. I believe that he's a Homunculus as well. I can be around Edward, Mustang, or anybody else that can protect me. *sighs*

Envy: Come on. Put some ointment on your stitch, and go back to sleep. It's too early for you to be up.

Me: I know that. I fell off the bed at the crack of dawn, Envy, and I had to look for you.

Envy: Quit your nagging. You'll be alright.

Fast Forward...

We're back in my bedroom, and yet again, there is a silence. This time, I was the person to break it.

Me: So, Envy…*puts ointment on stitch*…tell me about your Homunculi brethren.

Envy: Of course you already know that there are seven of us.

Me: You guys are named after the seven Deadly Sins. Of how you guys are dangerous is just an understatement. You don't have to tell me about you, Envy. I know you very much already.

Envy: You know the little boy that captured you? That was Pride.

Me: Oh my God. Please don't mention him Envy. I still feel so dumb that I thought that boy was innocent. Sometimes I wish that I figured that out.

Envy: …But then you would've never met me.

Me: Yeah, but you do like doing something like that other than killing people right? I'll bet that you can handle capturing me.

Envy: I guess you're right.

Me: I'm always right. Tell me about Gluttony. I'm a little interested in a Homunculus that eats so much. I wonder what he eats.

Envy: He eats just about anything. Mostly humans.

Me: What? Gluttony eats humans?

Envy: Yes. I've seen him do it.

Me: I'm scared now. Just tell me about another Homunculus. Tell me about Greed.

Envy: I wish I could, but all I can say is that he's a fucking bastard.

Me: A fucking bastard huh? You hate him that much?

Envy: Trust me, Serenity. When you meet him, he'll annoy the hell out of you.

I raise an eyebrow at him. I don't even know Greed; I don't even know how annoying he is. I shrug my shoulders saying…

Me: Okay. Sloth?

Envy: Not as much to say about him either. But he slacks off most of the time. So, we got him working at something now.

Me: Man, some of you guys are dumb. Please tell me that at least the five of you are smart at doing something.

Envy: Wrath is since he's the Furher of the military.

I stood up quickly from my bed, and said…

Me: Bradley is Wrath? I know what wrath is, and he takes it to a whole other level. I've seen how that guy fights. I saw him kill chimera that were around in the command center before. He's no joke. I wouldn't fight him at all. And he gives me nightmares. Okay, last one. Lust?

Envy: Well, like me, she also instigates shit, and we do work together on stuff like that. And she knows about our secret friendship.

Me: She does huh? How does she know?

Envy: Lust was eavesdropping on our "pleasant" conversation. So, she is the only one who knows about our friendship right now.

Me: So, here's my question: since there are seven of you, why should I be a Homunculus?

Envy: For some reason, Father found you amusing to watch. After the attack you put on me, he changed his mind about you. I have to admit Serenity. You are a bad ass. You have good combat skills, and you're a bitch when you have to stick up for yourself. That's why Father likes you—he wants a "real bitch" as a Homunculus other than Lust.

Me: A real bitch? If your Father thinks I'm a real bitch, he needs to learn more about the real bitch that I am.

Envy: Then it takes a real bitch to go against him.

When Envy said, I kind of thought of how tough his Father can be. He's the top dog, and he made all of the Homunculi. He has a group of his dangerous creations, so why me? I look in the mirror, and tell Envy…

Me: I'm putting my life on the line like that. Even though you Homunculi are dangerous, your father is actually the king of the chess board so… I can't stand a chance against him…

Envy: Don't lets your emotions bring you down, Serenity. I already know that the fearful, giving in Serenity is not the real Serenity. The real Serenity is valiant, gentle, and smart. And also has that bitchy attitude…

Me: Thanks, Envy, but I know all that wouldn't beat your Father…

Envy: *scratches his head* I'm heading out now.

Me: That's okay. I'm not stopping you. *smiles* And I'll see you later.

After Envy leaves, I'm thinking about this conflict between the Homunculi, and the Military right now.

Me: If Mustang didn't tell me about the Homunculi, I wouldn't be in this mess.