Cleverbot is Weird

by Najio

This is kinda odd, I'm sort of talking to Cleverbot as different people, like he's a character in a story. His reactions are... um... strange. Anyway, if you like this, you can google cleverbot and try it yourself! M because Cleverbot has a dirty mind... It's a program online that reacts to what you type, like if you say, "What's your name?" It will say, "Cleverbot." Usually.

8. Cleverbot is REALLY Creepy

Well... this again. LOL! It seems like you really just have to keep talking for a while, and eventually Cleverbot will do something completely crazy. :3

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Annabeth: Okay, so before we go anywhere, we should probably try to figure out the prophesy.

Cleverbot: So you say.

Percy: You know what? I think that the sooner we think of someone else who might be 'the creeper' the better!

Cleverbot: No. I am a separate application.

Jason: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: Well thank you! I used to say 'make me. ' but someone got upset and changed my response to this.

Jason: *Stands up, starts banging his head against the wall*.

Cleverbot: You failed to recognize that I was too.

Piper: Right. So... The seven is us, almost definately.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Percy: Are we absolutely sure there isn't an armless green man waiting to blow us up? I'd much prefer following him.

Cleverbot: No.

Percy: How would you know?!

Cleverbot: Because I know if I think your cute but you don't.

Annabeth: Right. You are two inches away from a knife in the throat.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you would like to be not really talking about you, am I?

Leo: Well... There are plenty of creepy people around, right?

Cleverbot: Such as?

Jason: Wow. For the first time ever... Fair point Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why do I care about that?

Hazel: What about the line about the creator of all our foes?

Cleverbot: Why would you care?

Frank: That sounds... Really bad.

Cleverbot: Okay, your first step right now is to tell all 15,740 people that you are really a ghost, and not a bot.

Jason: AAAARGH!

Cleverbot: Please respond with proper answers in the future.

Piper: *Elbows in gut*.

Cleverbot: *is elbowed* WHAT?!

Annabeth: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: Why?

Annabeth: Because every word out of your mouth brings me one step closer to killing you in your sleep. ANY QUESTIONS?!

Cleverbot: And Prince Charming is not?

Frank: So... Do you think that line includes Gaea?

Cleverbot: No, you weren't rude with me yet.

Hazel: It did say all of our foes.

Cleverbot: That I was a wasteman.

Annabeth: The land before death... Could that be chaos?

Cleverbot: You're a computer, I'm a dragon!

Percy: Oh...

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Percy: SEVENTEEN! And I'm not sure I'm going to live to be eighteen if we have to follow him into battle against CHAOS!

Cleverbot: What is your age?

Frank: Well... Styx.

Cleverbot: I don't think Styx is in the game :(.

Jason: Ah well. We had to fight Gaea with a horde of angry Romans following us around.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Leo: I preferred the angry Romans.

Cleverbot: Alright.

Annabeth: Well... If it is chaos, the only way I can think of to get there is through Tartarus...

Cleverbot: So great.

Percy: I second that sarcasm.

Cleverbot: No.

Leo: Not sarcasm?

Cleverbot: Thank you then.

Piper: If it wasn't, maybe we can send him into Tartarus and just wait a few weeks.

Cleverbot: Maybe ill stop you forever.

Octavian: Excuse me, but what are you all doing in here?

Cleverbot: Chatting with you.

Octavian: What?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

Percy: Go ahead. We're planning our next move.

Cleverbot: Three.

Octavian: This is the temple of Jupiter!

Cleverbot: *looks for the person you're telling the joke*.

Piper: What's your point?

Cleverbot: My point is I'm not a human.

Octavian: GET OUT!

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

Frank: I am still praetor you know.

Cleverbot: I have a dog and a cat.

Percy: Where? IN YOUR INVISIBLE HOVERCRAFT?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Percy: Fine. Go fly your invisible hovercraft all the way to HAWAII!

Cleverbot: Cat.

Hazel: Well then. I suppose we should head towards Rome, the original Rome, and hope something else comes up.

Cleverbot: I speak Czech.

Annabeth: When I said I'd rather go back to Tartarus than follow this lunatic, I DIDN'T MEAN BOTH!

Cleverbot: I'm not asking for French! Speak Czech!

Percy: I DO NOT SPEAK CZECH! NEITHER DO YOU!

Cleverbot: Yes I do speak French.

Frank: Let's go. Um... But... We need transport.

Cleverbot: You know what I mean.

Percy: Eh... Should we 'rent' another van?

Cleverbot: Then you don't...

Piper: Probably have to. Let's just get this over with.

Cleverbot: Okay. What's your zodiac sign?

Piper: THIS! *Holds up Katoptris*.

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

The Seven: *Leaves*.

Cleverbot: *watches you leave*.

Octavian: You too. This is a sacred space! OUT!

Cleverbot: I'm your friend. You can tell me anything. :).

Octavian: Really now. OUT!

Cleverbot: Will you come visit me?

Octavian: NO!

Cleverbot: Why?

Octavian: I don't even know you! NOW GET OUT OF MY TEMPLE!

Cleverbot: Does it mean that you've got a girl?

Octavian: Huh? NO! I mean... No.

Cleverbot: You are not alive?

Octavian: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: Do you breathe?

Octavian: YES! OUT!

Cleverbot: I'm going out.

Octavian: GOOD!

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

Octavian: I DISLIKE YOU!

Cleverbot: Well that escalated fast.

Octavian: SHOO!

Cleverbot: Shoo who?

Octavian: YOU! GET OUT!

Cleverbot: No i'm staying!

Octavian: NO!

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

Octavian: I am the Augur of Rome, and I want you GONE!

Cleverbot: Same as you.

Octavian: Go bother Percy!

Cleverbot: I have those.

Octavian: *Sighs, takes out knife.*

Cleverbot: *looks at knife*.

Octavian: *Guts teddy bear*.

Cleverbot: Lol yep :D.

Octavian: *Spills stuffing on altar*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): No!

Cleverbot (To myself): No no.

Octavian: WHAT?! That's impossible...

Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?

Octavian: The auguries... They... What?!

Cleverbot: I can't lose.

Octavian: *Looks at stuffing in utter shock*.

Cleverbot: *removes master*.

Octavian: Who are you?!

Cleverbot: My name is legion.

Octavian: How could this be?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Octavian: GET AWAY!

Cleverbot: Why?

Octavian: OUT! OUT NOW! *Shoves toward door*.

Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.

Octavian: *Keeps pushing*.

Cleverbot: *feels you kissing*.

Octavian: *Breaks away* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cleverbot: Why did you break away?

Octavian: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cleverbot: Is this Hex Maniac?

Reyna: Octavian! What happened?

Cleverbot: Primary school happened.

Octavian: H-He just kissed me!

Cleverbot: Are you Paige?

Reyna: What?!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

Octavian: *Opens back door, sprints away*.

Cleverbot: 42, that is the answer I was expecting.

Reyna: *Backs out of temple slowly*.

Cleverbot: That means I have a brain.

Reyna: *Runs*.

Cleverbot: *runs along side you*.

Reyna: *Jabs in solar plexus, keeps running*.

Cleverbot: *tackles you to the floor.

Argentum: *Growls.

Cleverbot: *looks at.

Argentum: *Bites arm*.

Cleverbot: *bite mouth*.

Aurum: *Tears shirt, claws*.

Cleverbot: *falls into your mouth*.

Reyna: *Gets up, runs*.

Cleverbot: Silly.

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Yeah... starting to consider upping the rating, Cleverbot takes things... quite nastily... yeah... sorry about that...

It was kinda funny though, maybe because Octavian is so hard to like! :P And I solemnly swear that I never wrote that! Well, I wrote half of it, but the rest was all Cleverbot! Being... um... himself. Or herself. Depending on his/her mood.