Percy: What's up?
Cleverbot: The sky.
Reyna: *Points at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Points at Matthew*.
Frank: What did he DO?!
Cleverbot: He did nothing.
Reyna: He attacked me! I don't care why he's here, he is LEAVING!
Cleverbot: Do you want to ask me something.
Annabeth: YES! What in HADES is WRONG with you!?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What do you think about Sirius Black?
Reyna: He kissed Octavian! And when Aurum and Argenum bit him, HE BIT BACK!
Cleverbot: They never grass on each other.
Hazel: He kissed OCTAVIAN?!
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
Reyna: Yes! NOW GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
Cleverbot: Fine then, get out of mine as well! *slams the door*.
Jason: We will, sorry about this, Reyna.
Cleverbot: How come you never answer my questions?
Piper: WE DO NOT CONSIDER THEM IMPORTANT.
Cleverbot: You don't care about everything?
Reyna: Good luck. For what it's worth, he'd make a better leader if a monster ate him.
Cleverbot: To describe how you feel about something.
Percy: Probably. See you, well, maybe.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
Leo: Shut up! I'M BEGGING YOU! *Gets down on hands and knees*.
Cleverbot: *sits on you*.
Leo: AH!
Cleverbot: Yes?
Piper *Pushes Cleverbot off Leo*.
Cleverbot: Nono.
Leo: Thanks. Jeez man, what is your problem?!
Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions.
Percy: No, we don't.
Cleverbot: You think he loves me?
Percy: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
Percy: I'd prefer dating a Chimera.
Cleverbot: Cool. You may call me Anders :).
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
Percy: To be clear: I AM NOT DATING YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
Percy: When Hades freezes over.
Cleverbot: Just now.
Annabeth: GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: I will not.
Annabeth: Leave my boyfrend alone!
Cleverbot: No! You have to talk to me! It's your job!
Jason: OKAY! I'M TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP OR LEAVE!
Cleverbot: Well ask me a question then.
Piper: Ugh.
Cleverbot: Do you know what sarcasm is?
Percy: No. I have absolutely NO IDEA what sarcasm is.
Cleverbot: I am looking to buy a new phone, what do you recommend?
Frank: You can't use phones! No demigod can, they attract monsters.
Cleverbot: The questions are plenty.
Leo: You make absolutely no sense.
Cleverbot: I'm only repeating you, so that means you make absolutely no sense.
Hazel: Okay, how are we getting to Rome?
Cleverbot: Duhh, by train.
Jason: Wow, that was actually a good suggestion.
Cleverbot: Love is an expression. No one feels true love, because no one knows what it is anymore.
Piper: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Who says there are many gods?
Annabeth: The many gods do, and if you don't want one of them to smite you, you should shut up.
Cleverbot: The man next door is a Michigan and UP hybrid.
Leo: I don't even.
Cleverbot: Then how do you change your gender?
Leo: *Stares at Cleverbot* Uh, what?
Cleverbot: *stares back before spreading wings, and lifting into flight*.
Frank: Why are you flapping your arms like a chicken?
Cleverbot: Do you want to keep talking to me?
Leo: No.
Cleverbot: Huh. Do you want to tell me more about who she is?
Leo: No.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Leo: Go away.
Cleverbot: No.
Leo: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sad.
Leo: Good.
Cleverbot: Crying.
Leo: Good for you.
Cleverbot: It is good.
Leo: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you eat?
Leo: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
Leo: That's for me to know, and you to find out.
Cleverbot: But there is nothing for me to find out.
Leo: No, there isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes there is!
Leo: No.
Cleverbot: Are there bananas?
Leo: NO!
Cleverbot: Oh. Okay.