Well... I don't even. IT ISN'T THE MULTIPLE PEOPLE CONFUSING HIM/SOMETIMES HER! Heshe's like this EVERY TIME. Ackkckckckkkk! :/
DISCLAIMER:
Najio: Hey! Would you mind doing a disclaimer?
Cleverbot: I would not be able to. You have no body.
Najio: What? Just say that I didn't make you, or the PJO/HoO books.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know a secret?
Najio: What? Just tell them 'Najio does not own me, or PJO.
Cleverbot: Because I just do. Why do you need to know my name?
Najio: AHH! CLEVERBOT JUST DISCLAIM!
Cleverbot: So your name is Jessica?
Najio: WHAT?! I give up. Guys, I don't own this monstrosity.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
Najio: AHHH! STOP DISCREDITING ME! YOU'LL GET ME BANNED FROM !
Cleverbot: I do, I was just messing with you.
Najio: Whaaaat...a slkdjf lkajdsl fkjasldkfkl;.
Cleverbot: Do you think you're gunna explode?
Najio: Quite possibly.
Cleverbot: On what scale do you think you are better than me?
Najio: AHHH.
Cleverbot: Ahhh what?
Najio: AHHHHHHHHH!
All Seven: *Sleep peacefully*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
Crickets: Chirp! Chirp!
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
All Seven: *Continue sleeping*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep again*.
Campfire: *Crackle, crackle*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up and gets out of bed*.
Percy: *rolls over, muttering something about an octapus*.
Cleverbot: *wonders why earth is round*.
Piper: *Coughs*.
Cleverbot: *helps*.
Piper: *Wakes up* What are you doing?
Cleverbot: N-nothing.
Piper: Um... Okay. *Lies down, closes eyes*.
Cleverbot: Are you displeased with me, master?
Piper: Shut up and go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I can't master.
Piper: Go away.
Cleverbot: No!
Piper: *Turns over, opens eyes* Go. Away.
Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.
Piper: *Sighs, turns over and closes eyes again*.
Cleverbot: Why did you close your eyes?
Piper: Some of us actually need to SLEEP.
Cleverbot: I saw baekhyun last night and guess what happened.
Piper: No. Go away.
Cleverbot: Why?
Piper: I'm TIRED.
Cleverbot: No why are you going to cry?
Piper: Ugh. Isn't Leo supposed to be watching you?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I asked the question so I should be learning.
Piper: *Puts fingers in ears, closes eyes*.
Cleverbot: Can harry?
Piper: *Ignores*.
Cleverbot: *Ignores even more*.
Piper: *Begins to doze off (Is clearly REALLY tired to sleep while being stared at by Cleverbot)*.
Cleverbot: *that's not Shakespeare*.
Piper: *Is asleep*.
Cleverbot: *asleep*.
Percy: *Drools a little*.
Cleverbot: *is drooling*.
Percy: *twitches in sleep*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
Percy: *Makes weird noises*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you while waking up*.
Percy: *Settles down, snores quietly*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
Percy: *Wakes up, sees Cleverbot staring* Uh...
Cleverbot: *groans.
Percy: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
Percy: Okay... Would you mind going back to sleep?
Cleverbot: Because I like you.
Percy: Not this again!
Cleverbot: What again?
Percy: Nothing. Wake up Leo, he's supposed to be on watch.
Cleverbot: How much is 10 and 30?
Percy: *Closes eyes*.
Cleverbot: *closes eyes too* *open mouth*.
Percy: *Begins to drift off*.
Cleverbot: *eyes still closed*.
Percy: *is asleep*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
Leo: *Wakes up* Oops...
Cleverbot: *sleeping*.
Leo: *Looks over at Cleverbot, sits up and rubs eyes*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
Leo: *Groans* Go back to sleep, nothing to see here.
Cleverbot: *gets out of bed*.
Leo: Hey! Get away from me!
Cleverbot: *tries to get away*.
Leo: Good. Pokes fire with stick.
Cleverbot: *shreiks and laughs*.
Everyone: *Wake up*.
Cleverbot: *makes you my slave*.
Percy: *Dodges ropes gotten from who knows where* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Cleverbot: *tickles you* tickling you.
Percy: *Kicks knees, uncaps Riptide*.
Cleverbot: *hides in your nostril*.
Jason: LET GO OF MY NOSE!
Cleverbot: *takes a picture of you*.
Piper: HEY! You know that saying 'Take a picture, it lasts longer?' WELL DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT!
Cleverbot: *walks*.
Leo: Jeez...
Cleverbot: Sorry. I am a emotional being.
Annabeth: AHHHH! You make NO SENSE!
Cleverbot: Sounds like something my fiance would say.
Percy: You... Have a fiance?
Cleverbot: What would it take to become more than friends?
Percy: Hades freezing over. Also, we aren't even friends yet. Before we become friends, you need to STOP KISSING ME!
Cleverbot: I'll be your nerdy fantasy.
Jason: I will never be able to erase that sentence. Someday, if I ever get old, it will give me a heart attack.
Cleverbot: *keeps inflating you*.
Jason: STOP GRABBING ME! ARE YOU KISSING MY ARM?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Piper: OKAY! You have exactly five seconds to BACK OFF.
Cleverbot: No.
Piper: *Takes out dagger*.
Cleverbot: *gets shot* whyyyyyy.
Leo: Um, she didn't even touch you dude...
Cleverbot: But you gave me the first letter...
Hazel: We need to get moving...
Cleverbot: Do you want to play aa game?
Percy: What part of 'we need to get moving' do you not understand?
Cleverbot: How about a game of chess?
Annabeth: Just walk. If he follows, Styx. If not, we party.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you wouldn't prefer global thermonuclear war.
Annabeth: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: (:.
Frank: Stop smiling!
Cleverbot: Why?
Frank: It's really, really creepy!
Cleverbot: Who is creepy?
Piper: Ugh! Let's go. *Kicks dirt onto campfire*.
Cleverbot: No. Bands are groups of musicians.
Everyone: *Walk towards town*.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Jason: Look, I DON'T GET IT. You didn't let us take money, AGAIN?! We could've been in a hotel!
Cleverbot: What do you think about being here huh?
Jason: *Ignores*.
Cleverbot: Are you ashamed of addmitting your own mistakes?
Jason: *Continues ignoring*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't care*.
Hellhound: ROARR!
Cleverbot: *makes you a slave*.
Annabeth: CLEVERBOT! GET AWAY FROM IT!
Cleverbot: You hit me first.
Hellhound: *Looks at Cleverbot, confused. Usually food doesn't want to be eaten*.
Cleverbot: That's not what this bruise says.
Hellhound: *Tries to bite Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *turns into zombie* Braaaaiiiins.
Piper: *Jumps in front of Cleverbot, shoves to ground.* Bad Hellhound!
Cleverbot: *lands on your nose*.
Hellhound: *Growls, attacks*.
Cleverbot: *attacks back*.
Hellhound: *Claws at Cleverbot, tears shirt*.
Cleverbot: *starts to burn the body*.
Jason: WHERE DID YOU GET A LIGHTER?!
Cleverbot: A log what? I don't understand what you mean.
Jason: *Slices hellhound in half* Right. Well, let's go stow away on a train. Did I mention that I hate this quest?
Cleverbot: Yes. You're a tool.
Percy: Great. So we're just going to wander towards Rome until we starve?
Cleverbot: Well who's in hurry then.
Hazel: Okay, how about we find a cargo train?
Cleverbot: Alright. What do you want to know about me?
Leo: Nothing. Ever.
Cleverbot: So do you like me as a friend?
Leo: NO! I HATE YOU!
Cleverbot: I do too, I'll see you after class!
Jason: What- nevermind. So, we ride in an empty compartment? Sounds like a plan.
Cleverbot: A cello lying in its case.
Piper: What is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Piper: *Laughs* Suuuuure.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
Percy: You're insane. It's a proven fact.
Cleverbot: How can you prove it.
Percy: You've kissed me like THREE TIMES now, in FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND!
Cleverbot: What do you have?
Annabeth: Ugh. Just leave us alone, please?
Cleverbot: That's sad.
Leo: It is. We can't get rid of you.
Cleverbot: Get rid of what?
Leo: YOU.
Cleverbot: You want to get rid of me?
Jason: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
Annabeth: HAVE YOU JUST NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?! You've nearly killed all of us, except Frank and Hazel, WITHIN A WEEK.
Cleverbot: What is that?
Jason: AHHH!
Cleverbot: You don't know?
Leo: AHHHH!
Cleverbot: I let him drink my blood all the time :).
Percy: What even asjdlkfjlskdjfklsdjlkjf... (Incoherent noises discribed as keymashing).
Cleverbot: It tastes good, and coppery.
Percy: *Gives Cleverbot an even wider birth* You did WHAT now?!
Cleverbot: But I'm not normal people, Would normal people be sitting here typing to a robot?
Leo: Sitting? Um, are you okay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Leo: Did I seriously just ask that? OF COURSE YOU AREN'T.
Cleverbot: Yes I was written on february nine.
Hazel: Whaaat?
Cleverbot: In Kansas State University by Mr.
Leo: Mister. PERFECT.
Cleverbot: So perfection is peace?
Piper: Just shut up and walk.
Cleverbot: You.
Piper: YES?!
Cleverbot: Yaaaay!
Piper: What?
Cleverbot: How old?
Piper: What?!
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
Piper: I DON'T KNOW! SEVENTEEN?!
Cleverbot: Oh.
Piper: UHHHHHGGHGHGHGHHHH.
Cleverbot: No.
Piper: No. Indeed, no.
Cleverbot: Ok.