Sorry that it took so long… I seriously hate the summer assignments…
Then, school comes and both classes and marching band is making me busy… Great…
Chapter 6: Investigation
"Alright Lovino, before you begin your school, I have to inform you plenty of things. However, I believe you don't want to hear me saying typical things, typical rules, and typical warnings about everything in school that's pretty much similar to regular public school."
"Actually signorina, I want to hear everything about the school. I need to survive it."
Lovino pretty much surprised his personal counselor about his answers. He didn't mean to but really, he wants to hear the rules. He isn't going to get kicked out of school after all he did to get in this private school. He doesn't anyone taking advantage of him and successfully tries to get him out, he won't allow it.
"…Wow, you're the first student wanting to hear school rules. I'm surprised."
The counselor soon writes something down with what seemed to be an amused smile.
"Yeah, I get it. Students don't want to hear this but I need to."
"Ah yes… You're the fully paid student with quite great talents… You're also the first to not be in a high class society… I think that's pretty cool."
Lovino nods, allowing the counselor to give her compliments and everything that counselors do before getting all serious business and shit.
"Let's see here… You have quite the excellent grades, getting all A's… You have a natural in cooking and soccer–"
"Actually I like it to be called football."
"Oh yes! Right! You're talented in football. You're also quite artistic though I have heard you're been actually training yourself better. But that doesn't matter much now. Your voice here is in a professional level and you're done solos as well. And of course, your entrance exams have completely passed the passing rate and level… Is there anything else I'm missing?"
"I know how to sharp shoot–"
"Oh really! Who's the trainer?"
"Um… he wants to remain fashionably anonymous for the time being…"
"…Alright then… That's about enough about your talents… Now history…"
Oh shit. Lovino knows he hasn't had the cleanest history, especially with the attitude of his… Let's just hope she doesn't read–
"You actually brought a gun in elementary?!"
…Merda…
"It was show and tell! What was I supposed to bring!"
"No, no! It's alright! You're just the second person that had bring a gun in elementary."
"The second?"
"Yes! The first brought her toy machete and when someone insulted it, she brought her real one the next day and almost killed her…"
…
"Was that supposed to assure or something…?"
"…In a way, yes…"
Lovino can't help but scoff and roll his eyes. He knows this woman is trying to make a connection with him and trying to be her nicest towards him. So that is why he isn't exactly making rude comments on her. Well there's that reason and she's quite a cute lady…with rather nice and cute dimples…
"But," she begins, looking serious. "I have to ask you a very important question."
Lovino then looks directly at the cute lady's eyes (they're such a lovely shade of blue… indigo perhaps…?)and sees how serious she is… Look, Lovino may like cute ladies and all but he isn't exactly an open book. But he can't exactly say no to her, she's the one that's going to help him enter the private school…
"Sí, what is it?"
"Well…why this school? Why go on to something easier? From what I've seen your records and a few assignments, you actually want to go to this school for a long time… When you write in your "What Do You Want to Become When You Grow Up" assignment, your actual first option is to go to this school… You even declined an off from a similar private school… they even offered you money…and threats… So please tell me…
Why you want this specific school and nothing else?"
Great…what is he supposed to say? Oh sorry I can't fucking tell you because it is actual cheese shit? But he can't exactly lie…
"Looks…I get that you want to f–know me since I'm such a "special" student… but I can't exactly tell this to anyone…"
She soon sighs, perhaps actually understanding a bit of why Lovino is acting like this. Well, she's not acting like the typical counselor in middle school. Luckily only one was arrested for going mad and acting way too far. But really, from Lovino's experience, counselors are nosy little shits. They can't be easily trusted.
"Alright," She sighs out again, "I am Marisela Gonzales though I really like to be called Mari. I like to give out treats. I hate sour things. I love spicy foods. I don't like people joking around when something serious is going on. And I have a fear of spiders…"
Lovino raises his eyebrow while the lady known as "Mari" continues on.
"I seriously can't live with a day without spice. I don't like what had happened at times in my past. I fear a student in this school that has long platinum hair and wears a maid outfit than the school uniform… Oh! And my best friend is a woman who is secretly loving, fun, and caring but has this…obsession with machetes…"
"Mari" soon looks up to have eye to eye contact with Lovino and soon looks down. She soon speaks again, this time with more confidence and free spirit.
"Look Lovino, I do love and care about children. And I really do care about you. If you think I'm going to laugh, I won't. And if I did, I promise to give you my embarrassing story when I actually try my mightiest to give a sweet to my best friend."
Lovino stares at the cute lady. Those nice indigo eyes show that she really does care about him… And she is cute…
White pale skin and really fucking long black hair, she also had a straight face with her straight nose. Her nose is in that between size (AKA not noticeably small or big) while her dimples are faintly showing. Lovino looks down to see a lovely pair of delicate-looking hands with quite well-taken care nails… She really is cute…
Perhaps this counselor Lovino might actually trust…
Alright, he'll tell her.
"Okay…It all started with a turtle… and–"
Beep! Beep! Beep! Be-!
Click!
…Fuck…
At times at these, Lovino wishes he hadn't got the tomato alarm clock because he could easily smash a regular clock in seconds…
And he has been in this school for…a week…? Fuck, he's wasting time…
But then again, the ten fucking classes made him extremely fucking busy to actually make his so-called "secret" mission go… Seriously, who the fuck thinks it's fucking genius to put ten classes…
But thank Dio that it's Saturday… Maybe could just…sleep a little more…in his tomato imprinted pajamas…and just…go…to…
"LOVI~! Time to get up~!"
…Cazzo…
Sometimes…Lovino wonders if his roommate is actually a senior… This guy is way too fucking cheery and fucking immature to be a senior… And the most exhausting thing about him…Lovino doesn't hate him… and he seriously doesn't fucking know how he truly feels about the bastard that is Antonio…
"Lovi~! I made us tomato omelets! Hurry up before they go cold!"
…And that is how Lovino easily got dressed and out of the bed and sitting on a table in Italian speed… There's no way Lovino is missing out tomato omelets.
"Oh! There you are, Lovi! I didn't see you there!" Antonio laughs, looking like he's about to finish cooking the omelets…and is actually wearing a Spanish flag imprinted apron… "I'm almost done! And there's coffee right…there! Oh! And Toby is somewhere around here! So be careful where you step!"
Lovino inwardly scoffs. He may be an asshole but he is in no way an animal abuser. Well, there's that and Lovino actually begins to like the turtle… Goddamn puppy eyes… Seriously, Lovino can't help but actually warm up to the cute turtle even if she did attack him the day before school started… Now, where's that–…coffee…
Well, somehow a slow reptile has appeared on top of the table, using her head to push a cup of coffee to… Lovino…
…Well that's creepily cute…
Well, Lovino can just enjoy his coffee…that has fucking tomato slices in it… Okay, this is fucking weird…
It's not like Lovino thinks tomato slices in coffee is the weird part. It's that he actually like it this with cream and–…there's the cream…
…Okay then… Lovino will just ignore that a cute little turtle just gave him coffee and a bottle of Italian wedding cake flavored cream for him… He'll just eat the omelet that Antonio just placed him and try not to fucking get crept out as the turtle is now… snuggling(?) on his hand and just use on hand with a fork to slice and eat the omelet…Yeah… Lovino will just do that…
"SO Lovi, what are you going to do today?" Antonio asks, having a mouthful of tomato omelet. "I thought that maybe you could join me and my friends to the school mall and hang out. I really want to show Francis that–"
"No thanks, I'm fucking busy." Well, Lovino now feels like an ass as the bastard known as Antonio looks devastated… Fuck, Lovino has to fucking say something! "B-But we could h-hang out tomorrow! I-I'm free for tomorrow!"
Well, isn't Lovino so fucking nice… The bastard looks so fucking happy for no good reason… Well give Lovino a fucking award for being so fucking "nice" to some Spanish senior bastard… Fucking yay…
But hey, this tomato omelet is fucking good…
"Oh that's maravilloso! Maybe you can go to church with me and Toby and Francis! I can even introduce to you to Jeanne! And maybe we can see a movie together with John!"
"John…?"
"Sí! The biology teacher who's both a magician and prankster! He's really great to do pranks with!"
Well fuck, there's an actual teacher with a fucking life… Though Lovino has got to admit… he really is fucking tempted to do a prank with his Biology teacher…
But that's for tomorrow, for Lovino has more primary things to do today.
…After he finishes his omelet and coffee, he will.
Well, Lovino kept his promise.
He might have enjoyed a moment before he left the room where he took on quick step at the French, the Frenchman just squeaked and fucking cowered. All went so fucking well till the Frenchman somehow saw his ass…
Now the Frenchman has lost all his fear on Lovino (this fear Lovino actually wanted…) as Lovino had actually felt sexually assaulted as his ass squeezed… And this is why Lovino hates the Frenchmen but not most of the Frenchwomen…
Lovino luckily escaped out of the room before he gets more sexually assaulted (even though the turtle did bit him…). Lovino get to meet Toris and have a little talk before Toris had to get back to work. Toris is indeed nice… Hopefully he gets together soon with someone who won't take fucking advantage of him…
Lovino soon had to walk out of the…hotel thing… and he sees way too many limos and actual horse carriages for just one day…
…and private jets…
…and yup, that was actually a pet giraffe…
Luckily Lovino didn't have to see any unnecessary fancy things as he got near the school.
But what he did get…
"Ve…Are you sure that you can enter the school, fratello?"
"Well I have to fucking try! They have records that I need to look at!"
"Ve! But that's trespassing! And that's really bad!"
"No fucking problem, I have a meeting with my counselor today. She's near where the records and information are."
"B-But how are you–"
"Let's just say…I know something about her and I'm using a technique from one of our dear cousin's…"
"…Wait! You're going to seduce her!"
"No! Not that cousin! The other one!"
"…Ve! You're going to cut her?!"
Lovino soon face-palmed. Sometimes, he can seriously be annoyed by his own fratello… Well there's his brother and then there's questioning of if he is actually related to his cousin… I mean, one of them carries knives and one of them is actually his "fashionable" mentor on sharpshooting… Sometimes Lovino questions his life in general…
"Feliciano, I'm going to use the technique of using advantage on what I know about her…"
"Oh~! …I don't like that technique! He actually used that on me! I had to make his favorite pasta from scratch! And he made me clean his entire knife collection too! And his friends are mean and scary!"
Lovino groans, he really hates it that Feliciano is actually afraid of him…
"Look Feliciano, you go hang out with your stupid roommate and I'll go worry about not getting caught by security. I actually had training from them and know a few tricks. Now stop fucking worrying and let me use a bag of spiders."
"Wait, what spiders-?!"
Click!
Well…that ended well… But seriously, Lovino actually has a bag of spiders. Sure he's doing a horrible thing to a lady but he'll make something spicy for her to eat. And he has told her his story… Let's just fucking hope she won't be that angry with him…or possibly know…
Lovino just walks into the school…
Go to the fancy elevator…
Go this way…
Into this hall…
There's the info room…meaning…
"Oh Lovino! There you are! Are you ready for your meeting?"
…Oh Lovino is going to feel like a complete bastard after this…
But seriously, what is he supposed to do? Ask the counselor to go into the information room? And even she did it for him, she'll lose her job. At least with the bag of–…Wait, where are the spiders…?
Oh fuck…Oh fucking fuck of all fucking fucks…
Well…there goes that plan… Hopefully the spiders aren't too far…
"Oh Lovino! I would like you to meet my best friend! This is Machete! She's one of the bodyguards here!"
…Well the universe seriously fucked Lovino up…
He might actually literally lose his fucking dick or legs with that machete she's holding. Maybe it's a good thing the spiders went free…
There is no way Lovino wants to mess with the woman known as Machete that he met in his first day of school. It's indeed the same woman that is indeed quite attractive but completely and fully scary as fuck. How the flying fuck are they friends?! And they're best friends too!
"Now, come on, we all have to get into my office and talk."
May the universe have fucking mercy ion Lovino for once…
"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong… I didn't think I was doing anything wrong… Maybe I did something wrong… I wonder what I did wrong…"
"Mein got, you are still talking about Lovino?! I swear if this is all you are going to talk about the awesome me is going to risk his awesome self to the unawesome fan girls!"
Francis sighs. This is not the hang out that he imagined. What Francis imagined for a hang out is the daily mall are where all three of them relax while doing a few mischievous things here and there. But ever since the sophomore known as Lovino came in and made Antonio into this wreck… Antonio denies that he has romantic feelings for this…person…but Francis could easily tell that it isn't true.
But Francis won't say anything about since he didn't want to stress Antonio out. Well, there's that and Francis has tried way too much and all of his past experiences, all ended in failure…
Francis may be a pervert a little (okay, a lot) but he isn't so sure with Antonio and who he truly loves and adores. He could tell so very easily from Antonio of the love and affection as well as true happiness how in middle school to now. It is indeed romantic, cute, and heartwarming especially when Antonio told the biggest promise that he ever made with Romano.
Francis had seen from day to day from year to year how loyal and faithful Antonio is to Romano. He always refuse every date offered to him, every chocolate and candy given to him on every Valentine's Day, and never look at anyone with lust and/or love interest. Well, that is until Lovino came…
Now, Francis did not care about the class people are in. High class, middle class, low class, all of them Francis didn't care. He believed that true beauty is on the inside (well to be fully honest, Francis does love the outside beauty a lot too) so he seriously doesn't mind if Lovino is in middle class, way too low to go high class from what he heard. But what Francis did mind about Lovino is that he is messing and hurting (literally too!) on the poor sexy Spaniard…
Sometimes Francis wishes the Italian isn't so hot and cute…
For all Francis could know, the Italian could actually be purposely doing this to Antonio!
Mon Dieu that's a scary and heartbreaking thought!
"Mon ami, maybe you should give him some space. He may not exactly be used to this sort of thing, you know, from being…a little lower than us."
Antonio sighs and sinks to his chair. Indeed, he looks troubled and all of it caused by Lovino. Francis really did wish Antonio would change his roommate… Antonio never did look so uncertain, unhappy, and worried…
"Mein got, I can't even be happy that I smuggled good beer in this paper soda thing! If only Gilbird is here with me and not in the vet because of that stupid teacher… So unawesome…" Gilbert grumbles before taking a very noisy sip.
"Lo siento, I just can't help it! Mama is pressuring me to move on, Papa is pressuring me to find Romano, I can't find Romano, and I don't know what I have done wrong to Lovino! Oh! Por qué yo!"
Gilbert groans again and takes another very noisy sip. He isn't going to throw such good beer at Antonio!
"Oh mon ami…" Francis groans, "You need to relax. Your stress is rather ruining this lovely day…"
"Yeah! Your mean turtle is actually having more fun than us! And he's a turtle! While we're here being all unawesome, your turtle is actually riding a skateboard somehow and going around the mall!"
"Sí… he is a very smart turtle…"
"He actually aced my biology homework!"
"Who aced your homework when you were in my class?"
Gilbert inwardly curses. He knows that voice… Hell, all three of them know that voice and it belongs to! It is one of the most awesome teachers in school…
"Juan! You're here!" Luckily Antonio seems to have his negativity lifted up as he sees one of his favorite teachers in the world. He is actually the very few people who understand Antonio's love and devotion and support him through. "Is there a new movie playing in the theatre today? You're always here to watch a movie!"
John giggles, now holding up and showing the special ticket to the trio. The special ticket is a seat to the exclusive area where he could easily get pampered and has a wonderful view for the movie. Strangely, John always gets the best exclusive seats there is from the mall's movie theatre to some of the grand opening happening elsewhere. John does love watching movies. It's a fact that everyone quickly finds out about him.
"Yup! They are actually putting the Goonies back in the big screen! And not only that, after they show the Goonies, they'll play the Princess Bride! Oh! I'm so glad they have a bathroom near my seat!"
"Hey John! The awesome me advises you to use the button in the bathroom! It turns out you can watch your movies while still in the bathroom! How awesome is that!"
John smiles, it looks like Gilbert's advice had made his day. But really, the trio knows the biology teacher. He never seems to have a bad day and is always smiling it seems. Perhaps it is one of the reasons why he is so liked by the students…
"Ohohohohon! So John, how is your sexy self doing today?" Francis chuckles and gives a rather flirtatious wink to the now flustered teacher.
"F-Francis! You know that I'm married!"
"Warten Sie!" Gilbert interrupts. "You're verheiratet!"
Both Francis and Antonio chuckle as the Prussian albino gives out the most shocked look that he has. They knew John was married but they didn't exactly tell Gilbert. Why would they? The look he's' giving now is hilarious!
"Uh yeah, didn't Francis or Antonio tell you? I mean, I've been almost wearing my rings the entire time…"
"Nein! I didn't! That is so unawesome! I should know that! You're like the most awesome teacher in the world and the awesome me didn't know! So unawesome! I even had the biggest unawesome platonic crush on you!"
Antonio lost it as now John is showing a similar looking shocked look at the Prussian. Both Antonio and Francis knew about Gilbert's admiration to John. It seemed John is the only teacher that was fascinated with Gilbert's albinism and never look at him in a funny way. When Gilbert was a freshman, John had helped him through some bullying and was always there to talk to him. John even somehow got a biography movie of Gilbert's role model and hero, "Uncle Fritz." Easily, Gilbert would and will invite John to his parties and bars and anything entertaining to do. …However…
"Ja! I did invite you to best Oktoberfest festival and you were having the awesome time of your life! I even stole Luddy's ticket for you!"
"O-Oh, w-wow… I-I didn't know…" John then looks down, both flustered and possibly ashamed. "I-I'm sorry Gilbert… I-I though you knew…"
The moment would be heartfelt if it wasn't for Antonio who is still laughing his ass off. Well, at least Antonio isn't a mess in a negative way…
"Oh shut it Antonio! You're being unawesome now!"
"I-I'm sorry! I-It's just so–" Antonio laughs some move and bangs with his fist on the talk. "So cómico!"
It really did look like Antonio was going to fall off with his chair soon with all that laughing he has. With all that laughing, Gilbert and John seem to stop being all flustered and embarrassed and can't help but be a little amused more and more. Francis can't help but smile as now all three of them are now laughing. Now this is what it should be with the Bad Touch Trio, all loose and happy with no regrets.
John may not be Francis's type but Francis can't help but love John a bit, miraculously not sexually. Though John is a great person to flirt with, he's always got flustered and never slaps or punches Francis in the face.
"Well, I got to catch a double movie watch! I'll help you later on that prank of yours!" John waves goodbye as he walks away to the mall movie theatre. "Oh! And good luck Antonio with finding your fiancé!"
Unfortunately, Gilbert was sipping his beer and when he heard the last sentence from John, well…
Pfffffffft!
"Wow! Gilbert! ¡Alto! Stop spraying on me!"
"…You have a verlobten?!"
"Sí, Romano is my fiancé!"
Immediately he collide his head with the table, creating a successful bang…
"Mein gott, I thought you were fucking crazy with Romano being your weird childhood boyfriend thing… But now you're just plain mad with this childhood fiancé shit!"
"How am I angry? Romano is my love forever and mi novio. You weren't very apoyo with me finding Romano so–"
"So you didn't fucking tell the awesome me you actually have a childhood fiancé!" Again Gilbert bangs his head to the table… "Mein gott…and I thought West's cleaning habits are unawesomely verrückt… No wonder you want to find this Romano guy… Ugh…"
Francis chuckles and paps on Gilbert's back. "We didn't want you to find out mon ami, we thought you wouldn't understand the pure romance of Antonio's engagement and search. As much as I want to tap John's delicious ass, I'm a little mad he told you about it. We were going to tell you…soon…"
"Still…a childhood fiancé! When were you guys going to tell me! When the wedding starts! That's it! The awesome me wants to be the ring bearer! It's the least you unawesome people could do for me… That and invite John and his mysterious wife…"
"Husband, John is gay."
"Whatever! …Well, that actually makes him more awesome… But fuck it! I want to be the awesome ring bearer!"
Antonio raises an eyebrow, amused that the Prussian wants to be the ring bearer when he was against keeping his devotion on loving and finding Romano. Well when Antonio did meet Gilbert, one of the things he did tell Antonio about is he did want to hold the rings of a soon married couple… He did remember a bit of Gilbert's reason why is that he thought of it as if he was a faithful knight guarding what is "awesomely" righteous… But Antonio will agree for it might make Gilbert finally support him.
"Awesome! I get to hold the rings and everything! Ja! Suck it you unawesome over religious losers! Kesesesese!"
Antonio can't help but smile. This is so maravilloso! He was having so much trouble on thinking of what he did wrong with Lovino that he actually forgot to enjoy life. Romano would never want Antonio to fell negative. Romano will definitely be found and Antonio will marry him. Maybe he should introduce Lovino to Romano, they might get along since they are…similar…a lot…
"Mister Antonio, is that you?" Huh…? Oh! It's one of the private investigators! "We have information on our investigation on Romano, Mister Antonio."
Oh… This is great! …But what about…
"Don't worry Antonio, the awesome me is okay! I get to be an awesome ring bearer! Go and find Romano! Get to it! I have my drink with me!"
Francis agrees and nods, waving Antonio for him to go, Antonio nods and runs to finally catch up with the investigator. It seems the investigator is going to a…café? Wow, TV shows do have some weird yet true facts…
Antonio goes inside and…
"One cinnamon bun, one chubby fudge brownie, a cheese Danish, a cherry Danish, an apple Danish, a carrot cupcake, a red velvet cupcake, a piece of chocolate cheesecake, a slice of coconut cake, a lemon meringue, a bonbon, a truffle, and… a piece of blueberry pie…"
Antonio could feel his jaw drop. That's a lot of sweets! But it looks like the cashier isn't surprised at all as she just smiles and nods. It looks like the cashier isn't surprised at all as she just smiles and nods. It looks like he's a regular too…
"Mister Antonio do you want anything here? They sell some nice pastries here."
Antonio can't help but smile and sweat-drop. He want –no, really needs to know information that is involving Romano's whereabouts.
"I'm buen."
"Suit yourself Mister Antonio."
Soon, the investigator (Antonio really needs to learn his very own team of private investigators…) walks away and… sits in a booth at the corner of the café… Well, it looks like Antonio has to follow and… Ooh! These booth seats are nice!
"Alright Mister Antonio, I'll give you details of what we found out." The investigator begins, a waitress soon giving him a cinnamon bun and a double fudge brownie. He soon begins eating as he talks. "Since we do not have much of information to absolutely find this "Romano" guy, we had to go through records around your area and neighborhood. Of course, this takes long since people like their privacy."
"Who ordered the Danish pastries and the cupcakes?"
"That would be me. Thank you. So, this why we took long as we are trying to make this investigation as legal as possible. Mm! I just love the frosting… So we have to negotiate and when that didn't work… Oh! They used more carrot shavings in the cupcake… Of course, we got a hacker that luckily gives us the needed information and not a fact more."
"Who ordered the cakes?"
"That would be me. Thank you. Now, Mister Antonio, we recheck all information twice to be sure and…"
"And what?"
"Well…we can't find him."
"Que?!" Antonio shouts out, slamming his fists to the table. "What do you mean you can't find him!"
"U-Um…W-Who ordered the truffle and bonbon?"
"…That would be me. Thank you." The frightened waitress quickly puts the chocolates down and speed-walks away in fear. The investigator continues eating. "Now, Mister Antonio, we did recheck and all but the records show. We even compare and contrast to the ones that seem to be similar to what's your detailed information of Romano. We did almost conclude but we found out it is wrong eye color and there's no way it is Roderich Edelstein." Antonio cringes. "Correct, Mister Antonio, we almost made a mistake…But!"
"Um, who order the blueberry pie?"
"That would be me. Thank you. And I am done with the cinnamon bun, the double fudge brownie, the Danishes, the cupcakes, the meringue, and the chocolates… Here are the plates… Hope you like them stacked… Goodbye…
Okay, back to where we were with you, Mister Antonio. As I was saying, we soon had something. It turns out we were looking at the wrong files. It turns out –Mm! That's good! Well, it turns out that Romano may not be what we think. We can't find him because we believe he is in your class, your standards."
Antonio could fee his eyes bulge out and his jaw dropping. "You mean…He's lower class than me?"
"A servant is the specific and detailed description to be true."
Well…it actually makes sense since Romano does wear that maid outfit of his…
"But it makes me wonder…"
"What? About what, investigator?"
"If I should have a whole pie of blueberry with the usual boysenberry…"
And because of that sentence, the atmosphere has gotten awkward for them and Antonio almost slaps himself…
"So Lovino, it turns out everything is good right? From what I heard from the teachers and rumors, you are doing more than just well. With your progress, this school will let more and more students that aren't high class yet gifted enter this school!"
"Err…yeah…" Lovino answers lamely, looking carefully around the room to see if there's actually a spider in the room or not. Because if there is, he knows he has to be ready for a possible trigger-happy event…
There's always next time that Lovino could sneak in and go through the files for a certain someone… Seriously, Lovino has fucking nothing against a fucking gun. Sure, Lovino has two attractive ladies in here with him but there's one lady that Lovino knows he shouldn't take fucking lightly… Even if she did not have her machete now, Lovino still won't take the chance of going against her…
And still, there are no spiders… Lovino doesn't know if he wants a spider to appear or not since he can escape but get a chance of bullet pierced in him… But then again, Machete won't purposely shoot at him…
"Oi kid, pay attention to Mari. She's praising you." Shit!
"Oh don't worry Machete! Lovino must want to go to the info room next to me!" The fuck?! "And it's okay Lovino! I'll let you go there! From that wonderful and romantic story you told me, I'll let you use the room! I'll take responsibility if you get caught too!"
Well, that fucking surprised Lovino…and it looks like he isn't the only one…
"¿¡Qué! Mari! You can't do that you can get fucking fired if you do get caught! You can't let a simple brat do this to you."
Okay Lovino is fucking ticked off from that comment (not pissed off, if he was pissed off, he would openly show it). Mari just giggles as the lady known as Machete glares at her. You know, if Lovino has his gun and unlimited amount of bullets, he might actually try to take on this Machete gal. Who knows? She is definitely someone worthy of gun fighting with how professionally taken care the gun is…
"Oh don't worry so much, Machete! You know that I just love children and especially helping them! And this one is really and very special!"
"¡Cómo!"
"I think you'll like him Machete! He is actually a trained sharpshooter!"
Machete's pretty sky blue eyes widen in surprise and shock. She then swiftly turns her head to have those eyes looking right at Lovino. Well, Lovino seriously doesn't know what the fuck he's supposed to feel. Should he still feel fear on her? Angry? Or somehow praised for some fucking reason…?
"…Sharpshooter…?"
Lovino slowly nods. "Uh yeah… I have a semi-automatic gun with a typical telescopic sight and bipod. You know, it's a typical sniper rifle. I mean, I'm no Craig Harrison or anything like that."
Soon after, Machete swiftly turns her head to Mari.
"Get him to that info room. Now."
Somehow and sometime, Lovino is in the info room, looking through the C section. Mari is in with him while Machete is guarding the door…
…Exactly how did knowing how to sharp-shoot got Lovino help from two attractive ladies with his "criminal" investigation…? Especially when one is his counselor and the other is a bodyguard with a well taken care machete…
Perhaps Lovino shouldn't think about it so much and actually do what he needs to do. And that is looking through the C section… Okay, how are there so fucking many Ca's! Fuck there's a lot more students than Lovino thought there were! Way too fucking many!
Come on! Where the fuck is it!
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Cas–Wait…where's Carriedo?!
God-fucking-fuck-damn it! Lovino must have skipped it! Fuck! He has to go ever it again! Fuck! Seriously! Who the fuck organized this! The last names all being with "Ca" but they're all fucking mixed up!
It must be the same guy who thought it would be fucking brilliant to put ten fucking classes in this school…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Ce– Fuck!
Okay, this guy must seriously mess the C section up if Lovino can't find Carriedo… If looks like Lovino has do the whole C section himself… Fuck…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Carriedo…
Cz–Fucking fuck that is fucking fuck of all fucking fucks! Where the fuck is Carriedo?!
"Miss Cortes, what are you doing here…? And with the info room's door open?"
Fuck! "Miss… Gonzales is using the room…"
"Miss Gonzales! You can't be there! It's way too late for you to be in that room! School rules!"
"Alright, alright! I'll be out! I just need the file of my client!" Wait…did she say client…as in singular…?
"Oh, you mean that middle class peasant? I'm surprised the school would let someone in his class enter." Okay, that's fucking rude… "I'm also surprised that they let you join the staff with just one client. I might feel bad for you when you go back living to the streets since you'll get out of job soon when that peasant gets expelled."
…What. A Fucking…STRONZO!
"Hey, bastardo de un hijo de puta, you shouldn't belittle her!"
"Look, you have no right to order me, bodyguard. I'm here to keep everything in order and you are only here to guard, not chastise. Now hurry, we don't go in the room at the weekends in this hour, you should know that."
Okay, Lovino now wishes murdering is legal so he can blow this fucker's head up!
"Yes…Mister Thornton sir…" Maybe Lovino could team up with Machete and hunt the fucker down like the little bastard bitch he is…
Lovino clenches his fists as he hears the snarky bitch bastard walk away… Even in a fucking private school, there are people like him working… There's that and the other reason why Lovino is so fucking aggravated and pissed off is that he couldn't find it…
He couldn't fucking find Carriedo… He checked, rechecked, and rechecked again… But there was no Carriedo… That can't be fucking right… He said–…
"Lovino, we have to go now. I don't want to get fired and I know you don't want to get expelled. Let's go, we can find your fiancé the next chance we have! Maybe we can all go together to this restaurant I like! It has some really good spicy food there! And–…Hey Lovino…a-are you okay…?"
"Fuck…" Lovino curses out, too fucking upset to restrain himself.
It took him literally years to go into this school where he actually gambled on his education to be here… He studied hard to pass those entrance exams and go underground learning as a freshman to do so. He literally rejected a private school who promised to give him free years of education and everything. He took verbal abuse that he couldn't make and/or he was driving his family into poverty. All of this… because he's both fucking blind and crazy…
All because of a stupid promise…
All because of a stupid father's words…
All because of the stupid fucking moving…
And all of it started…
…All because of a ring…
And at the end, I found out how dirty "C section" turns out to be…
I used some information in here. For now, Craig Harrison holds the record for the longest confirmed sniper kill in combat.
I had a horrible teacher named Mrs. Thornton. She's a dictator and a horrible teacher. She outright hates me and the rest of the students. So like what I did with my "darling" sister, I'll use her last name and personality for an OC. Oh, how I dearly hate her… :)
It turns out that the end of this chapter has a bit too much angst… But luckily, next chapter I will show what the heck Lovino is saying in the end and hopefully it becomes the fluffiest chapter that I will write for this story. If school and the marching band won't fucking kill me…:/
Well, time to survive more and now… Ciao!