I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ITS CHARACTERS! ENJOY ! Sorry for the late update by the way!

"Well Sasuke we're waiting for an answer "TenTen had arms crossed and her foot tapping.

Sasuke looked momentarily scared for a second, but composed himself, sort of, if you call hiding behind Carmen with a straight face composed. Sasuke tried to look for a way to explain the situation, but Carmen beat him to it.

"Oh, don't be angry at Sasuke, it's not his fault. You see his mom use to come in here a lot and when he was younger she would always bring him along, so much that he stopped struggling to come in here after the 7th time around the age of 7 or 8" Carmen had finished explaining.

TenTen was holding her stomach laughing. Ino and Sakura were biting their lips to stop from laughing. I looked at Sasuke with understanding, didn't exactly peg him as the extremely perverted sort. Given enough time to catch their breath the girls finally let poor Sasuke relieve some of his embarrassment.

"I guess if Sasuke going to be in here, we might as well get some of the other guys in here to judge the swimsuit portion then" Ino smirked evilly. I think I had a heart attack for a minute.

"Okay, Sasuke go out and get four of the other guys for us please. And choose them wisely" TenTen warned.

*Outside Victoria Secret*

"Hey, what do you think happened to Sasuke?" Chouji asked aloud. The other guys try to think of the horrible things that happened to the Uchiha since he entered No Mans Land.

"He's probably getting a huge chunk bitten out of his ass by one of the girls" Kiba snickered.

"Yeah, I highly doubt he's going to walk out that place unscathed "Naruto said adding his two cents.

They all look toward Neji; he seemed to be calm about the whole thing considering they're shopping for his cousin. "Neji, how are you fairing, due to the fact that Sasuke could be seeing your cousin in her undergarments?" Shino inquired.

Neji looked up at Shino and began to speak "Like Kiba and Naruto said the girls are probably tearing him a new asshole and removing things that make him a man" Neji said clearly not worried about anything. All present males swallowed hard and thanked God they weren't Sasuke.

"Poor Sasuke, we knew thee well" Rock Lee bowed his head in small prayer.

"What do you mean by 'knew me' exactly?" Sasuke asked.

"SASUKE!" the guys shouted, minus Shino.

The guys gave Sasuke a once over and were shocked to see he was unharmed.

"How'd you do it?" Kiba asked stunned.

"How I did what?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow. He was pulled by the collar by Neji who glared at him. Hard.

"Did you see my little cousin naked you sick fuck?" Neji seethed angrily.

Sasuke had looked at Neji calmly and slightly concerned with the crazed look he had in his eyes.

"Calm down, Mr. Complex. I didn't see anything" Sasuke reassured the angry Hyuga.

"Then how come you came out that place without a scratch or bleeding eardrums?" the ever skeptical Neji questioned.

All the other guys wondered the same thing, especially after the Uchiha started to look nervous and fidget. Finally shaking his head at whatever thoughts he was trying to ward off he said

"Look it's a long story that I rather not tell. Anyway I was sent out to retrieve 4 of you guys and bring you back to the store so you can help with the," looking towards the ceiling as if the word he was searching for was there or would fall right out the sky.

After not finding the correct wording 'Oh the hell with it!' Sasuke thought.

"The ones I select are suppose to help choose the lingerie and swimsuits" even Sasuke couldn't say that without red cheeks.

The guys were all momentarily stunned even Shino. After letting it sink in for some time Kiba got jump happy.

"Oh! Pick me! Pick me!" like a little kid high off sugar.

"Yeah… no. TenTen told me to choose carefully or it would be my nuts on the chopping block, literally" Sasuke argued.

Kiba immediately deflated and ran off to hide somewhere in the mall from the look Neji was giving him.

"Ok, now that that is over," Sasuke lifted his finger getting ready to point at his choices.

"I chose you, you, you, and you"

NOW ITS TIME TO PLAY GUESS WHO!

Whoever gets the four guesses right gets honorable mention in the next chapter and gets to add a surprising plot twist to any one of my stories!