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"Sis, meet Lucy. Lucy, meet my sis Alice" Jake announced, as he pointed towards a girl who looked incredibly shy. She had long blue hair, with blue crystal eyes. She had a strapless fluff dress on, with a short sweater (Just...look up Princess Tutu Uniform...) Her hair was put into two separate loose pony tails. "Wait a minute, you guys look nothing alike! I mean by, cute and handsome, yeah sure but my relatives? There' a major difference!" I pointed out.
"Well first off, my name is not Jake" he suddenly said, and I batted my eyes at him. "My name, is-" Jake got caught off because Alice kicked him in where it hurts most!
"Ooo...that's got to hurt" I covered my eyes, ignoring the loud girl screech coming from the poor boy. "Al right, my name is" he stopped midway as he whispered it in my ear.
WHAT THE SERIOUS-
"How is that possible?! Are you like, a transformer and stuff?!" I began the questioning and finally he answered. "Transformer? I guess so... Alice, is also like me, so she's kind of like a sister" he shrugged.
...
"Where are we going?" I asked. "Here" Alice pointed towards a hole. "A hole?" "A hole" I blinked my eyes at her. Suddenly, she pushed me down and it felt like I was falling into deep darkness. "What the?!" I was frantic, but that was until I hit something cold and soft. "Is this..." I touched it, and it felt like... "Snow...?"
"YAHOO!" A before non-hearable sounding, but now loud and familiar voice yelled. "Who is- HOLY SHI-" Before I could slide away, Jake had already fallen on top of me, and soon Alice.
I FINALLY pushed them off of me and took a good look around my area. It was like an ice wonderland. Ice burgs everywhere... And right there, was a large, no, humongous frozen made cave. "What is this place?" I stood and looked around. "This-" Jake extended his arms around -"Is Alice's home" "THIS is a HOME?" I also extended my arms to make sure we had the right spot.
"Y-yes..." she answered shyly, still sitting in the snow. "Hold on a sec!" she stood and came in front of us. "You need somewhere to sleep, right?" she smiled.
"Ice dragon..." she brought her back backwards. "Roar" she reflexed it quickly back up, and a frozen blast came out of her mouth. It quickly formed into a house. When I say house, I mean MANSION.
(I know this is pretty random but I just choked on my own spit...is that even normal...)
"CAN SUCH A SHY GIRL DO THIS AT ALL?!" I yelled, running inside. Every single furniture made out of ice. "Incredible..." I whispered. "And Onii-san keeps it warm using his flames..." she walked up stairs, and opened a door.
"Absolutely beautiful..." I choked out, the bed looked so warm, but it felt like I was laying on a batch of warm snow. There was even a dressing table, windows, frozen chandeliers... "This is your room" Jake patted my head, me still dumbstruck.
"Here" he again placed that same muffler over me. "What, why?" I asked, tilting my head in an adorable fashion. "Because, if anything ever happens in the future, at least you would remember me!" he ruffled my hair as I pulled the muffler over my mouth, hiding the blush.
"Anyway, I demand answers from all my questions!" I yelled, and he twitched his eyes. "Whaa?" he drooped himself down, as if not understanding. "Well since you're, you-know-who, where have you been? What happened? Why are you a human?" The questions flowed from my mouth and he just laughed. "Fine fine, I'll answer them all"
2 VERY long hours of discussion (I don't want you guys to know just yet! *wink* ;D)
"And that's why I'm here now" Jake finally finished, and by that time I snapped out of my sleep and the snot bubble by my nose popped. "H-huh?! I'm awake..." I rubbed my eyes and Jake gave a long sigh. "Time for serious stuff, are you sure about training?" He asked, and I nodded fiercely.
"Even though you might die?"
I nodded.
"You might go through hell?"
I still nodded.
"You, might become one of us?"
I STILL NODDED.
He stared at me for a few seconds, and stood just from the bed we were sitting on. "Al right, ALICE YOU HEARD HER, GLACIER OVER THE HOLE" He shouted, and I almost mentally gushed the tea I was drinking. "What?! How would we go back out?!" "It's safe to stay out of Fairy Tail's site or else they would immediately get suspicious, over me and you, and Alice too. Especially Natsu, once glance at me and he would go hectic" he shrugged his shoulders. I sighed deeply, and looked up at him with a determined face. "Fine! Let's hurry and train-" "Nu-uh missy, you go sleep" he scolded me like a father.
"I'm sorry...Why?" I growled. "Because, right now, it's 11:00 PM" He answered, and I immediately stood. "Time here seems like a minute, but it's really been hours" He smirked.
I looked at him, and he looked at me. "Fine..." I mumbled, jumping back on the bed and pulling the covers over me. 'Plus...you need your beauty rest...Because once tomorrow comes, I don't think sleep is going to be your top priority'
...
"Ice Dragon blow~" Alice took a quiet, and calm breath at me, and I turned into a ice sculpture. "This defies the laws of sense!" I shouted after Jake warmed me. I flinched as Alice became teary eyed, and looked down.
"It's okay, you're absolutely adorable and normal" I immediately comforted her. "That was quick" Jake put his hands by his hips and sighed. "Look! If you want to become stronger, more and more than just a celestial, you must at least learn how to fight and dodge!" he scolded. "She's more than just a simple DRAGON SLAYER she's a freaking BADASS" I pointed at the innocent looking girl who was just smiling.
"Ice Dragon Sword" a large sword grew on Alice's hand, and her eyes were no longer blue, pure, utter, red. And that grin.
"I'm sorry, who was innocent again?" Jake grinned as I shivered. "It-it's not funny!" I fell down on my rear, and began backing up as Alice slowly walked towards me, her sword dragging on the ground and making a slight screech.
"A-Alice-chan...?" was my last words before she took me.
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"ACHOO" I sneezed loudly, and sniffled the snot coming out of my nose. "I'm sick...How pleasant" My nose was stuffed so I said that in a funny way. "Thanks for warming me up though..." I smiled at Jake who was sitting on the chair and producing a small fire in his hands. "No problem. But you should get used to Alice and her ice, she completely turns dark. That's why her nick name when she's like that is Dark Alice" he smiled. "O-oh... Great, first day of training and I failed..." I mumbled sadly, looking down. "No way! Usually Alice makes her enemy get frost bite or die of coldness!" That just made me shiver even MORE. "First off, stop wearing this fancy stuff" he stood and took of the blue ribbon which tied that small piece of my hair up. "Second, start dressing for the COLD. Hence, MUFFLER" He dropped the muffler on me, and I looked deep into his eyes. "Oh geez, I'm sorry. I'll promise to always keep it by my side" I swore, pretending to salute. "And here's a jacket" he threw me a grey knee length jacket. Inside, there was an outfit of a turtleneck shirt and a skirt. He also dropped a pair of cute uggs on the floor.
"Did you get all this, for me?" I asked, and he just gave a grin at me. "Maybe~" he said in a sing-song voice which I groaned at. "Training starts tomorrow, make sure you don't get sick" he walked out of the room, and I stared.
"I didn't realize until now, he's really worried about me..." I gave a warm and genuine smile. "I have to do good, or else Jake will get all father mode on me!" I cheered, and brought my fist in the air. "But first..." I took out that muffler he gave me, and wrapped it around my neck. "I swear, I'll never take it off...It's like it has his scent, and warmth on it" I smiled. (and now, you shall imagine Lucy with that muffler over her like a Natsu)
...
I slid to the side from a large blast coming from Alice. "Grr! Ice Dragon DEATH" She growled in anger. "Dark Alice...Dark Alice Dark Alice DARK ALICE" I repeated, and began to scurry to another direction. All of a sudden, large ice blades were aiming right towards me with incredible speed, almost inhuman.
"Fire dragon, protect!" Jake jumped on top of me, and a large flame grew over us. It slowly died down and I trembled in fear. "That's not Dark Alice..." I began.
"THAT'S A FREAKING DEMON"
I made it long! Not as long as other stories I've done in the past times but yeah long.
I wonder if Jake really IS Igneel, la-di-da~ *smirk*