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2 and 2 Equals Annoying

Batman's POV

In this strange dimension, I was too was shocked when I discovered that I had switched bodies to a teenager. I kept my distance from the neighborhood kids and I was focused on my work. I had to run some test to see where we are, and why were we here, was this an example of Luthor's gas? Was it something more? I was talking to Kara that she too needs to keep her distance from the kids. Who knows what other strange things would happen - besides the lack of adults in this area.

"So you're telling me that we have no idea what's going on, right?" asked Kara.

"No, but one mystery is Luthor's omnipotent gas. It might've gotten us to hallucinate in the worse conditions imaginable. My guess is that it could take several days for this effect to wear off, even later," said Batman.

"So, where are we going to sleep? Where do we suppose to go until then?" asked Diana.

"Well, for shelter, that's not a problem. In this neighborhood, it seems quiet enough to assume that its safe. But now this, if anyone comes near you, do not attack. They'll immediate calculate that whoever these guys are we have reincarnated too aren't the guys they use of seeing on an everyday basis. Disguise your voices by every means, but whatever you do, do not give away your identity."

"Got it!" Diana and Kara said in unison.

"Good, now all we have to do is..."

"Ed!" We heard a monstrous yell from yonder.

"Batman, who is Ed?" asked Kara.

"Ed!" We heard it again.

"Probably it's someone she's missing," said Kara.

"I don't know, it sounds pretty angry to me," said Diana.

Unbeknownst to us, a little girl was flying up towards us.

"Little girl twelve o' clock!" Kara pointed.

We all went to our fighting stances.

The little girl landed, rage consuming her as she faced up at Diana. We lowered our guard a bit - only for her to open her abnormal, wide mouth. She faced Diana angrily.

"Ed, mom told me to tell you for you to come clean your room!" she demanded.

"Um, Batman..."

"You shut up Eddy!" yelled the girl.

"Wait, what? I'm..."

I squinted at Kara.

"Oh, yes, I am Eddy. Um, hi?" she waved. Thankfully, the girl ignored her.

"Oh yes, my room. I forgot about it. I'll get right to it, Princess," said Diana giving her a friendly smile - until Diana was grabbed by the throat and was dragged across the street.

"Oh god, Wonder..."

I grabbed Kara and told her that we can't interfere.

"If we intervene, we'll give away our identities by fighting," I said.

"But what about Wonder Woman?" asked Kara.

"You're talking about a woman who saved the world with us numerous times, and could take more beatenings than Superman. She can take it," I said - or I thought.

Diana's POV

I was choking by the little girl, dragged across the pavement like a rag-doll from the 1940s back in Man's World when it entered the Second Great War. I could hardly breathe in the girl's menacing grip. I believed that she was an angry child, and this boy, whoever he was, gave her no to little attention. But I can't assume, not yet I suppose. I felt sympathy - well not right now because I was being dragged across the pavement by this little girl.

When we entered the house, it was nice and clean. She dragged me to - the basement? Wait, what?

After that, we entered the Wash Room. She opened a steel door, where there was a face of a monster on the poster, and threw me right in like I was nothing but garbage.

"Ooomph!"

"Mom says for you to clean up this room!" she slammed the door closed, and opened it up again, "Or mom says you're grounded!" she yelled and blew raspberries at me and slammed the door.

I got up, grunted as I popped the bones on my back. I took as look at my surroundings and discovered a disgusting environment. And I thought Flash's underwear drawer was nasty.

I saw - was there anything to describe it. There are several turkey bodies on the floor, not even been eaten; I saw a very old sandwich on the ceiling and the like. I was about ton puke, but when I went in to the boy's bathroom - I screamed in horror.

"WAHHHHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Th-Th-Th-There was a-a-a-a tub of gravy. A TUB OF GRAVY! Who bathes in gravy! I saw a cradle hanging on the rail, and the worst of them all, it smelled.

This was not a bedroom, this was hell.

I ran to the door and tried to open it. It was locked.

I banged on the door and begged the girl to send me out of the room. It never happened. I prayed to Athena to make this madness end. I continued screaming until I went mad. After that, I crawled to the corner and shivered. Watching the slimy, old, liquified, moldy sandwich from the ceiling slowly melt, invading my nose from its putrid, horrid stench, I rocked as I sucked on my thumb, only to discover that the nails on this boy was eaten off. Parts of his skin was eaten off, he had several dead skins on it.

Is this place hell? Help me, I need somebody.

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