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Hi there folks of the fanfiction community! This is MegaRdaniels giving you a nw chapter to the story, "Unlimit-ED". I hope you all enjoy this fic as much as I have. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Thankyou!
Flashing Ed
Flash's POV
Just before I knew my life flashed before my eyes, I heard a strange voice. After Diana let go of me, I heard Kara laughing like a dying hyena. She then fell to the ground, still laughing.
"Ed, you got to be more careful," said Batman, or I thought I heard Batman's voice.
"I forget," said Diana, in a very masculine voice on the verge of puberty. My jaw dropped to the ground, eye twitching from fear.
""You should a took a look at this red guy's face," he laughed, "Priceless!"
"Oh that's enough you two!" yelled Batman. It was like I was watching a children's cartoon show with all the wild antics. Was this a dream, or a horrifying nightmare. J'onn was right, I should've never drink coffee at night.
"Gee Double-D, don't get that cowl on your head too tight," said Kara, in a masculine tone in his voice.
Batman glared at Kara for some obvious reason. I was surprised that he didn't walk off. And why Kara is acting like a teenaged girl, with a male voice, and why - oh my god.
"Ed, put down that refrigerator!" yelled Batman to Diana. Kara laughed.
"But Double-D, buttered toast! Breakfast for Ed!" Diana complained, whining.
Batman groaned, but when he caught his eyes at me, he dropped his jaw.
"Um, Ed, Eddy," said Batman.
"Yes, Double D?" Diana asked with food stuffed in her mouth.
Kara calmed down and cleared his - um I mean her throat.
"Don't look now, but the red guy is eerily staring at us," said Batman.
I had nothing to say.
Silence dominated the kitchen. I shrieked and then fainted.
Ed's POV
Buttered Toast!
Edd's POV
"Nice job Double-D, you killed him!" Eddy said to me.
"Killed him?" I panicked, "Oh dear, I don't want to go to jail!"
"Going to jail? Who's going to jail?" asked a female voice. We turned around and saw a beautiful woman with wings. She looked like an angel of some sorts.
I panicked.
"Please forgive me!" I yelled, crying.
"Batman? Crying? Wait is this some sort of -"
Eddy cruelly smacked the woman unconscious with his bare hands.
"Wow, I can get used to this!" Eddy said.
"Oh dear, Eddy, you got to help me pull these strangers inside the mess hall!" Edd said.
"Why?"
"Just do it!" I yelled.
"Okay okay!" Eddy yelled, "Bossy pants."
Eddy picked up the woman as I dragged the red fellow. Ed was just - being Ed.
"Ed!" Eddy and I screamed in unison.
Ed responded and followed us to the closet.
We dumped the bodies in the closet, hoping that they'll forgive us - or the people who we have at the moment.
"Oh this is bad, this is really, really bad," I said.
"Why you worrying about?" asked Eddy, holding breast up, lightly squeezing it.
"Do you understand the shrewd consequences plaguing us right now - and stop messing with the girl's -" I blushed.
"Messing with what?" Eddy asked.
"Stop messing with her - I mean your - I mean her - whoever's breasts!" I yelled.
Eddy dropped it, allowing it to bounce. Eddy chuckled.
I groaned.
Flash's POV
My eyelids felt heavy from the sudden impact to the floor. I felt that I had died. But when I finally opened my eyes, I saw Hawkgirl net to me, unconscious. Then, I turned my head and I saw Kara and Batman arguing. Diana was banging her head against the wall while repeating...
"Hard head! Hard Head!"
Anger now boiling, I stood up and I took a stand.
"Alright, you two! Now before I deliver a serious ass kicking to you both, where is the real Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and Batman?" I demanded.
Diana still banged her damn head on the wall as Kara and Batman ogled at me awkwardly.
"Who's Wonder Woman?" Kara asked.
"I think he's talking about you Eddy," said Batman.
"Wait, if Wonder Woman is me, then Ed must be Supergirl or something," Kara said.
"No, wait. I'm wrong. Supergirl is you Eddy," said Batman.
"Huh?"
As they went back and forth, I had a stupefied look across my face. I twitched my eye - until...
"What the hell!" Hawkgirl roared after realising that she was in the closet.
Author's Notes: Hilarity will continue to ensue! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Come back for more hilarity! This is MegaRdaniels signing out and...
Peace!