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Hi there folks of the fanfiction comunity! This is MegaRdaniels giing you a new chapter for the story, "Unlimit-ED". Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Thankyou!
Rejoice the Rejuvenation
Diana's POV
After I cleaned this boy's horrid, disgusting, foul, profane abomination he calls...a room, I was sweating like there was no tomorrow. I was bred to adapt to such etremes, but nothing could prepare me for something like this. I had to swim in the tub of gravy to wipe the tub clean, spiffy clean! Then I had to go in the closet and I found myself caught in an avalanche of sponges. Then I had to get a crowbar to pry a semi-liquified, moldy sandwich that was so rotten that it actually grew spores of tiny mushrooms. Flies made it their home. And then, just before I was finally done, I had to face the horror - undernieth this boy's unholy bed.
I climbed through and I had uncovered an alien world. A world full of stock piles of half eaten chickens, moldy, liquified cookies, and the like. My face turned a surge of dark green, slowly turning to a deathly violate. I pulled my head back, grabbed a broom, and I swept everything from this boy's bed. I cleaned left and right, up and down, and the very like that is his bathroom. Gross. And finally I was done. His room looks spiffy and had class with a touch of a Themyscira makeover.
"Phew," I swept my sweat from my forehead.
I left the room, satisfied as I left to go to the living room to tell my, well his mother of my fantastic progress.
I went upstares and I saw the same little girl with a boy wearing strange braces, wore a blue shirt, white shorts, a little shaky at that, and had an inane hairdo.
"Where is mother, I want to tell her of my progress in my room," I said.
The boy was confused. Why?
"Ed, you're scaring me," said the little girl.
"How am I scaring you?" I asked.
"Ed, since when are you articulate in English?" asked the boy.
"Are you calling this boy an imbecile, I mean me an imbecile?" I asked.
"Okay, again..."
Outside I was pushed out.
"Get the hell out!" yelled the girl as she viciously slammed the door.
I got up dusting myself from the impact and groaned.
"Nice girl," I said in a sarcastic, dark tone in my voice.
"I see you had fun," asked Batman.
"You have no idea," I said, "The boy's room was horrendous."
"How horrendous?" Batman asked.
"Very," I said with a hint of horror in my voice.
"Well at least with this boy, I am able to retreave some primitive gadgettes to help us get back to our universe through equilibrium. How is uncertain," he said.
Suddenly, a boy, riding in his bike (acting as if it were a motorcycle) rolled by us.
"Ha ha, dorks!" said the boy as he rolled off.
"We are standing here talking about what we need to do, and this guy is pretending that he is riding a motorcycle?" Batman said, not changing his epression.
However, this caught the boy's attention.
"What did you say, Double Dweeb?" angrily asked the green shirt boy with the shovel chin.
"I said for you to get on your bike and ride away," said Batman in his usual monotone voice.
"Is that a threat?" asked the angry boy.
"Did I say it is, now get on your bike and ride away or you will regret that we ever met," he said.
"And this is coming from a dork?" the boy insulted.
"No, this is coming from the person who you are going to see in your nightmares," he said, angrily gritting his teeth.
The kids suddenly gathered around and encircled us.
"Bat - I mean Double Dweeb?" I asked, "I don't think its not in the plan for you to fight."
"I'm not fighting. Why would I want to fight a punk if whats that this is all he torments all through out the day, all day everyday?" asked Batman.
"Okay, now I'm mad," said the boy.
Author's Notes: Hi there people of the Internet, this is MegaRdaniels who gave you the new chapter for the story, "Unlimit-ED". I hope you all enjoyed this fic as much as I had writing it. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Until we meet again, I bid you all an adieu and...
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