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Pre-Urgency

Hawkgirl's POV

"He/She started it!" Kara and I yelled in unison, pointing to each other.

"I don't care who started it!" Batman or I think it is Batman said. Man, Batman's voice sounded pretty feminine a little, sounded as if it was going through puberty though. All in all, it was really annoying!

Flash stepped in to try to explain the situation, after he said, "I'll explain everything when you guys get back inside before anyone else see you - and uh, Eddy, get off of Hawkgirl like that, you are way to young to be in that place."

"What position?" Kara asked, refered to as Eddy.

I looked panned to where we positioned - despite our fists were above each other's heads - my legs knotted around Kara's/Eddy's waist as her - um I mean his "breasts" were close to mine - really close. Kara - I mean Eddy - you know what screw it, Eddy - or whoever this guy blushed wildly. He screamed and ran to this guy he calls Double D., jumping on his arms and faced him.

"You know, this is very wierd if you ask me," he said, before Edd dropped him on the ground. I got up, pissed off and marched to Flash, armed with my mase.

"Okay, I hope that you can run nearly to the speed of light if you don't tell me what's going on!" I roared.

"You got me!" Flash said, "But I believe it was from that gas Luthor exposed to Batman, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman."

"Wait, Wonder Woman too?" I asked, worried.

"Yeah - wait," he trailed off, "Where is Wonder Woman?"

BAM! - we heard a thundering noise from afar. We turned around and discovered the Themysciran princess torchering Beast Boy.

"Yo, get off me Wonder Woman!" he begged.

"Pet the chicken! Pet the chicken! Chickens!" Wonder Woman said - until Bat *clears throat* Double D yelled -

"Ed! Put that green - green chicken?" Double D shook and fainted.

Oh, and he didn't faint when he saw a woman with wings. Oh, okay, nice.

Kara - I mean Eddy was trying to control his laughter, but couldn't.

"YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Eddy laughed so hard that he hit the ground. I was surprised that he didn't develop a potent migraine.

Just before things couldn't get any worse - it got worse.

"Hawkgirl, Flash, Batman, Wonder Woman, Super -" J'onn arrived, serious looking as always hesitated at Eddy, laughing like a dying hyena.

"Is something amusing?" J'onn asked, confused.

Eddy sat up; but when he saw J'onn, he laughed again.

"Lady Gaga Reloaded! Take off that make up!" Eddy yelled, still laughing. We all looked at him as if he was really dying, in a good way - minus J'onn, he was discombobulated. Flash and I facepalmed, Batman - dammit! - I mean Double D passed out, and Wonder Woman - what Eddy refered to as Ed, took off her left boot, lifted up her toe, and ate the skin from her meat! She literally tore apart the skin from the base of the toe, tore it out (it was a string of skin), and ate it like it were pork chops! Who does that!?

After that terrible event, Eddy cooled down, and Ed, well Ed was still acting like a dead bird - wait, why am I comparing Ed's brain to a dead bird? Damn, I just insulted all dead birds.

Eddy got up and swept the dust from His/Her/His - skirt? *sigh* Times like these mean that I need a vacation.

"So, what up, bro?" Eddy introduced.

"Kara, you don't seem like yourself. Is something the matter?" he asked in his usual sweet, but serious tone in his voice.

"Um -" dear god he cleared his throat, "Um, no sir, everything's fine! Everything is honky-dory! Mind taking a lady..."

Just before he finished the sentence, I wacked him with my mase.

"Oops, sorry! See, Kara was very sick, and it seems to me that - well Superman told me that Kryptonians have a thing for suffering a rare case of the - um - of the 'Don't Mind-Him-He's-A Nuisance Disorder'. A very severe case. So, if I were you, I would take him to -"

"I wish I could, but I can't. We have an emergency beyond anything we have met before - and who is that?" asked J'onn pointing to Double D/Batman.

"That's Batman," I said.

"No it isn't," said J'onn, "Who is the person inside of Batman, and don't lie again."

I sighed, "Double D."

"Who?"

"Not what you think it is," I said.

"What?" he asked.

"You know, Double D's - that - oh you don't know, that's good," I said.

"I don't know who this Double D is, but it is likely that - "

Then we heard a deep sigh.

"Kevin's mutated to a Mutant Martian CatDog from the Planet Obama!"

"Excuse me?" J'onn curiously asked, before Wonder Woman jumped on him.

"Attack the invader!" he cried.

Wonder Woman jumped on J'onn and began to attack him.

I had no words to describe.

Author's Notes: Hi there people of the Internet! This is MegaRdaniels who brought you the update for the fanfiction story, "Unlimit-ED". I hope you all enjoy this fic as much as i have writing it. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Until we meet again, I bid you all an adieu and...

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