A.N: Hi! Read on my chums! PS in my Skyrim file I am an imperial and love restoration. I gave the healing role to Juno because the character she is based on would love to heal people in a flash. Everything else about A (for now) is true about me though. LOL

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Skyrim or the Elder Scrolls

PPS. LOOK AT SKYRIM SHORTS BUT BE PREPARED FOR EXTREME LAUGHTER! :):):):):):):)

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We woke at dawn and walked to Riverwood. Through the night I had recounted everything I had learned through my Skyrim play-throughs on Earth. I had never completed the College of Winterhold questline because I never went to Mzulft (Dwemer ruins - long and boring!). I never did much of the Thieves Guild but I had done every other questline except the Imperial Legion (A.N: STORMCLOAKS RULE!). I hoped that my stingy knowledge of Skyrim was enough to get by. When we arrived in town I immediately walked towards Faendal and Sven, who were arguing.
"Camilla is mine you disgusting elf!"
"As if you so-called 'bard'."
"SHUT IT!" I screamed. "Camilla doesn't love either of you, she is your friend, that's it! She may seem in love but trust me - she is not in love with either of you, not properly." They both looked at me. I waited for the smack or punch. They both scowled at me.
"Prove it elf."
"Yes kinsman, prove it." They both stared at me and I growled. I stomped over to the trader and gave each of them a flower. I opened the door and ushered them in.
"Right, both of you ask her to marry you - now." I whispered. Sven and Faendal walked forwards and I walked out, leaving them to their... situation.

"So, what've you found out so far?" I asked, Juno was sitting by the river, I sat next to her and put my hand in the water.
"Nothing really. Dilos is asking the woman who runs the mill."
"Hey you!" We turned around and saw Ralof and Hadvar walking towards us. We jumped up. My bow was in hand with in a second and Juno had ice clouding her fists.
"Hi guys. How you doing?" I asked nervously.
"Fine, thanks to you." Hadvar said. "When you paralysed us we realised that we were being stupid by fighting each other instead of escaping. We got out and came home, to Riverwood." I was speechless, the game was not following the normal course. Juno saved me from embarrassment by having the initiative to speak.
"I'm glad you got out okay. I'm sorry we had to do that." She said.
"No problem." Ralof said. "We've also decided to wait a bit before returning to this stupid war. Come to the forge later and we will give you any supplies we need."
"A dragon attacked Helgen! Stay on your guard!" I heard from the streets. Carma and Dynus were shouting news of Alduin to anyone who would listen. I ran over to them and told them the news. We agreed to meet in an hour. I then went to find Nix, who was working with Alvor and teaching him how to enchant the weapons he made. I eventually found Roza and told her. I then went into the tavern with Juno and Dynus until the meeting.

"Order!" Alvor boomed. No one quietened down which made Alvor growl in frustration. The gathering had turned into a full on town meeting. Earlier Gerdur and Alvor had given us all any steel weapons that we desired, some money and food for helping Ralof and Hadvar see the light. Delphine stood next to Gerdur, I knew that under her disguise she was a deadly killer, master of the Blades. I looked at Dynus who nodded and grabbed Juno's hand. They shot a fireball into the sky and it exploded, silencing everyone.
"Um, thanks." Hadvar said. Delphine sighed and stood up.
"We are gathered here to discuss the dragon attack in Helgen, some of you may have seen it flying past the barrow earlier. These travellers witnessed its power first-hand. Everyone please listen while they speak." She said. I walked onto stage with Nix and Roza. We had agreed that Nix would do the talking - because she was a Nord and the people would trust her most - but Rosa and I would also stand up to show that we were a group of different races.
"Good people of Riverwood. We were caught in an Imperial ambush with several Stormcloaks, we were taken to Helgen where we were to be executed. However, when my Bosmer friend here was about to be killed, a dragon attacked.
"It was black as night, as long as any of your houses and as taller than your tallest building if not taller. This beast can breathe fire, knock people to the floor in a second and kill in a flash. We must do something about it. Suggestions?" She said. Camilla shouted up from the crowd.
"We should tell the Jarl!" She declared.
"Good idea! But which Jarl? Balgruuf or Dengeir?" Nix said.
"Dengeir isn't Jarl anymore, it's what's-his-face... Dengeir's nephew." Hod announced, Nix's jaw dropped.
"But Dengeir was an amazing Jarl!" She protested. Everyone shrugged and agreed. I guessed that the new Jarl wasn't very noticed - or appreciated.
"Balgruuf, Riverwood is a Whiterun town." Sigrid said. Everyone grumbled their assent.
"Is there anything else we should discuss?" Roza asked. Camilla's brother Lucan jumped up.
"Thieves keep hitting us. We need to stop them. They went to the Barrow." He shouted.
"Fine. Me and my friends will go sort them out and return what we can find." I announced. The town cheered.
"Meeting over." Ralof bellowed.

We walked towards the Inn and Faendal called out.
"Wait!" We turned around. "You were right about Camilla. I'm sorry for doubting you kinsman. To make it up to you I can train you all in archery if you want. And Sven has given me some money to give you to rent rooms in the Inn." He said. We all nodded and accepted the money, agreeing to train in the morning before going to the barrow. We went into the inn and booked three rooms, one for the girls, one for me and Dynus and the other for Dilos, Dob and Carma. Dynus was asleep in moments but I stayed up. Skyrim was acting up, I was here for a reason, this wasn't a technical accident (my first and only idea on why I was here). A higher power had brought me here.
And I was in deep trouble if I slipped up.

A.N: Bye!
Thanks for pointing out the gender thing last chapter WaddlesThePenguin.
Everybody must read "The Wardstone Chronicles"!
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ALL MISTAKES POINTED OUT IN WADDLESTHEPENGUIN'S WERE CORRECTED AFTER THE REVIEW.