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Edd vs. Clown Princess of Crime

Edd's POV

I was on my knees pleading her to let us live. As Ed and Eddy trampled against the clown, she aimed her weapon at Ed, who was having the time of his life I might add.

"Hey, get off of Mr. J!" she demanded.

Eddy stopped trampling on the clown, but Ed didn't reply that well. He continued to laugh and jump on the clown like a trampulene. The woman cocked her weapon and glared at Ed angrily. She then shot the wall, dangerously close to him, but what we didn't epect was for Ed to immediately react and block the bullet with his silver bracellette.

"Whoa! Eddy, I got a new toy," Ed said.

I was speechless. Clearly, the woman, not surprised by any thought continued to shoot Ed. Ed trampled off of the clown and decided to play this game of hers. He blocked the bullets from from reaching to him with quick-thinking action. Was this Ed, or was it that his new body somehow possess that had incorporated inside of Ed's brain.

His reaction time was a lot quicker than normal. The normal time for humans to react is roughly 0.2 seconds, if not, but in Ed's perspective, he reacted three times quicker than any normal person could, and that was intriguing.

Eddy was speechless, he became curious to what he was capible of. All he discoered was that his new body possessed superhuman strength. He looked at his hands and began to react, until the clown grabbed his leg and pulled a gun to his head, he was steaming mad.

"Eddy!" I rushed over to help him, but seeing that the clown might have seen this coming, he drawed his gun to both of us, laughing.

"Mr. J?" said the girl, until Ed pushed her, thinking it was some sort of game.

Eddy had a cocky smile across his face. Eventually, I let out a smile.

"What the hell?" the clown man said until Eddy back headbutt him, knocking him several feet away from him.

"My head!" he complained.

Having enough, he smiled as he quickly pulled a green rock in front of Eddy. he also haeld a gun in his other hand.

Eddy scoffed, thinking that the body was a bit indestructible for his own good, but the only indestructible ability he possessed was his massive ego.

"A rock? What damage is that going to..." suddenly, Eddy felt severely weak, "...suddenly, I feel the need to throw up."

His stomach began to churn uncontrollibly as his bones were steadily began to brittle and rot. I watched in horror as the clown chuckled.

"This is just too much fun, isn't it, Harley?" asked the clown.

"Sure thing, Mr. J," the woman said smiling.

"You let my friend go you meanie!" I demanded, taking a stand.

The clown suddenly dropped the rock and his gun. The woman rose an eyebrow and Eddy just stood there awkwardly, trying to analyse what was going on.

"Now, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt! Just figure the humanity of what would happen if I did that to you, which will be the last thing I would do! Now apologise!"

The clown and the woman looked at me awkwardly. The woman aimed her gun at me, until Hawkgirl arrived at the last minute to save us. She bashed the clown right up side the head with her spiked mase, knocking him out. I was horrified, shocked that the man didn't die from that impact.

Just before everything was over, the woman grabbed me and pushed me to the side of the wall with a gun to the side of my head, cocking it.

"I don't know what just happened, but I'm sure whatever it is, Mr. J will be happy if I brought you in, with your head! There is no way I'm going back there! No way, jack!" she roared, until the Flash came in just in time to spin her dissy. She collapsed to the ground, unconisious.

"I see you guys were busy, crying!" Hawkgirl said.

"Hey! The guy had a weapon!" Eddy yelled, "What do you want me to do." Eddy was losing breath until the Flash picked up the green rock and wrapped it with an old rag. Eddy quickly gained his strength back.

"What are you talking about, YOU ARE A WEAPON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Hawkgirl said.

"How do I suppose to know, this girl only happens to have super strength! Super strength for crying out loud! I'm not Hulk!" Eddy roared.

"Who's Hulk?" Flash asked.

I began to lose patience, "Okay that isn enough! All of you!" I said, "I don't know what kind of messed up city is this, but I wanna go home!"

"Go home? I want to kick this girl's butt for not helping us! I've could've been killed by the gun that psycho was holding!" Eddy yelled.

"But you are...son of a..." Hawkgirl went psycho. Instead of clobbering Eddy, she grabbed the clown's gun on the floor and aimed it at Eddy.

"Hey wait a minute!" Eddy yelled.

"You're not serious!" I yelled.

"Crab cakes!" Ed yelled.

Hawkgirl shot Eddy in the face, and despite Eddy flinching, it didn't even hurt...not even a bunch. He wasn't bleeding.

"Huh?" Eddy was confused as he picked up the bullet that hit him and discovered that the nose was flattened.

"I'm a robot?" Eddy observed. I was even amased.

Hawkgirl slapped her face, making it red on her forehead.

"First Ed, and now Eddy? What can I do?" I asked.

Flash and Hawkgirl echanged faces. It was like they bound that eventually that I would ask this question.

"Um, you're smart...and agile," Flash said nervously.

I twitched my left eye, irritated.

"That's it?" Eddy laughed at me, "What can he do with that oversised brain of his? Think them to death?" Eddy laughed so hard that the city police were looking at him oddly as they took the clown man away along with his mistress who began to gain some of her consience back.

The closd the doors and headed out.

"Oh, and what are you going to do with that inflated ego?" Hawkgirl shot back.

I facepalmed, "Here we go," I said.

"I swear those two like each other," Flash said irritated.

"You don't say."

"You know whenever I get irritated, I think about Color Rocks from Krypton From the Eighth Dimenison, the seventh issue," Ed said.

Silence brewed.

"Stay out of the comic books Ed," Eddy and I said.

This caught Hawkgirl and Flash's attention immediately.

"How do you...?" Flashw as about to say until suddenly someone called from...my arm?

I lifted my arm and answered the call, it appeared to be an old man, he looked about in his 60s though. He looked like a butler. Was someone rich epected this guy?"

"Sir, please attend Dick Grayson's side, he's not feeling very well at the moment. He needs you more than ever," he said.

Eddy butted in.

"Who's the old bat?" Eddy asked.

"Are you refering to Batman, Kara?" the old man asked.

Eddy got irritated, "Hey, look here old fart, I'm not Kara just to let you know! My name is..." Hawkgirl bashed Eddy in head, knocking him out.

"I'm sorry about, Kara's," she gritted her teeth, "behavior, say, is it quite alright, that..." Hawkgirl turned to me and asked that I should talk to the man, but negated because well...I simply didn't know him and how he operates. But seeming that I was in this "Batman's" body, I might as well ask. So I descised my voice the best way I could.

The man didn't buy it and until something clicked in my head that wasn't there before. I began to negotiate with him in a higher level than normal.

He seemed unconfortible, but allowed it.

"The Bat-Mobile will be there shortly, sir," he said.

"The Bat-What?" Eddy said regaining consienceness.

Suddenly without warning, the vehicle arrived. We were stoked by the ride, but Hawkgirl and Flash were pretty worried.

Before we got in, Flash grabbed my arm.

"Um, how old are you?" he asked.

Author's Notes: Yes, I was late for this chapter. It took me a few days for me to plan it out and how it's going to turn out in the future. Anywho, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, and I hope there were some parts that not only in this chapter favored you, but the overall story. What do you think how its going to play out with Edd driving the Batmobile?

Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated, until we meet again, I bid you all an adieu and...

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