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Oh Dear!
Edd's POV
Finally we made it to the manor - well just as far as we hoped anyway. We pushed the destroyed Batmobile up the large, complicated hill. Gee, I hope who owns this car wasn't upset.
"Gee, how much this car weigh?" eddy joked around, laughing, seeming how he was pushing the car with no problem. Hawkgirl told him time and time again that could he fly the Batmobile up the hill and then come straight down to help us out. Eddy annoyed her by saying...
"I'm suffering an illness called, 'I-don't-feel-like-it'," he laughed.
"If I have a bolder of Kryptonite, I'll shove down your throat," said Hawkgirl.
Eddy ignored her and laughed.
Ed, like Eddy pushed the car with no problem either. Eddy and I had no idea why. Ed's person seemed mysterious to us.
"Hey Double D, why are we pushing this car up the hill?" Ed asked.
"Well Ed, because we want to return this car to its rightful owner," I said.
"You mean you?" Flash joked.
I glared at him and then groaned.
"I am surrounded by idiots," I said.
Hawkgirl took a sharp eye on me.
"Double D?" she asked.
I turned to her, "Yeah?"
"Are you the only sane person out of - well no offense," she gestured over to Eddy and Ed who were making jokes around Hawkgirl with Flash.
"I'm afraid so," I said.
"You seem interesting. At least you don't go fly off the handle like your friends, again no offense," she said.
"I try not to," I said, "But what about the Flash?"
"The Flash is like your Eddy here, only more mature. and if the Flash is more mature than you, then you know you are messed up!" Hawkgirl. We laughed. As we walked the large car up the hill, Hawkgirl and I had a friendly conversation.
By the time we made it up the hill, we parked the Batmobile in front of the front door of the manor.
"Well, that was hard work - for you guys," Eddy said fleing the girl's muscles.
"You keep that up, loads of girls will flock around you," Hawkgirl said.
"Yeah, with the ladies rubbing my feet, serving me drinks, and massaging my back," said Eddy.
I whispered to Eddy's ear.
"Uh, Eddy, you do know that you are a girl right now, right?" I said.
Eddy became wide-eyed, seeming that it felt pretty awkward. He was a 12 year old boy, that's a fact, but he was in a female body. Case in point: if the women in this dimension wooed Eddy in this body, it'll feel pretty awkward - but I digress.
"When will the butler show up? I want to go in!" said Eddy.
"Hush, Eddy," I said, "It's always polite to knock," I said reaching for the door. Suddenly, the door opened and it revealed to be the butler we saw earlier.
"Hello, Alfred," said Hawkgirl waving hello.
"What's up," Flash said.
Just before he acknowleged us, his eyes went wide immediately. His lower jaw couldn't hold up to his head anymore as his voice began to die away - until...
"THAT WAS A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR...," he cleared his throat, "I mean, that was the fourth Batmobile up to date," he sighed, "Better hire someone to rebuild it."
"Hey, old fart, it's not..." we quickly closed Eddy's mouth.
"Master Wayne?" Alfred said raising his left brow.
"Wayne? I though he was a Bat-Man?" Ed yelled in horror.
"Ed..." I said.
Ed rushed in and tackled Alfred.
"What have you done to the Waynes you fiend?" Ed yelled. We had to tug Ed off of him.
"Sorry, Alfred, E - I mean Wonder Woman watched too many noir films, sir," Flash said, helping Hawkgirl and Eddy restrain Ed.
"I never thought Miss Wonder Woman ould ever..."
Suddenly, something inside the manor struck Eddy's child-like mind.
He pushed alred out of the way and walked inside rudely.
"Hey, is that a pool table!" he said.
Alfred got up, only to be walked on by Ed.
"I like potato chips and the little dickens that quacks to chickens," said Ed walking towards Eddy.
I helped Alfred up.
"Some guests sir," Alfred said with a hint of sarcasm.
"I'm sorry about them, um, Alfred, is there anything I could do?" I asked.
Flash's POV
As Double D helped out the old man, and the two characters were playing pool, we had a call from the Watch Tower. It was J'onn. And what it looks like, he wasn't having a good time. The dude had several kissing arks all over himself!
"GUYS COME HERE QUICK!" he yelled.
"Whoa, J'onn what happened to you?" I asked.
He ignored my question - but I could see why. Hawkgirl and I saw a red-headed woman wearing a polka dot shirt, a girl with blue hair, and a blonde girl kissing J'onn countlessly. The rest of the Watch Tower were covered in kisses, and destruction.
"Oh god!" I said.
After the transmission was terminated we told Alfred to babysit the three. He looked confused, but we didn't mind that. THE WATCH TOWER WAS IN TROUBLE!
We were immediately beamed to the tower.
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