THE PARK
when squarfwer went 2 park with sawnoot theer was lots of birds in the ttrees. "i love birds and treeS"
whipmperd squarewavle. he really liked the trees and the birdes. hes nature boy, dirk made him like trees bc it reminds drik of his fine ass boyfriend, jacke. "dirk installed a tree in my dick" sexyly said sawtooth. "wat the fuck" sait squrewave. that was the weirdest shit anyone ever saited to him in like, 3 minutes. on the way to the park an ol woman aske if he was gay or something, and h cant bet married because roboT THINGS. rogbots can not marry (AN: obama ppls fix this) . squarewn creid for 7 hole minutes, hes still crying right now becaus robgtos shoudl be able to lvoe other roboT like his honey, squatooth. anyways so they get to hte swintg. "i like thes swings, they are like my favorite rap sogn" mermered sawtooth as he strok the chain on the sing. "get on the swing" comanded sawtoth to hsi new lover, squarebwave. "it remidnsd me of lil b" said awtooth as he rmemenerd something. sawtot sodduenly remembered, "did i leave the fucking oven on? fuck" they run home. squarewave is still crying.
this is the worst trip to the park ever, thought squareve as he cried li ke a fucking baby.
when they got to home, the oven was not on. but THER E W AS A FIERE! "DIRK! STPO FCKIGN UR BOHYRFRN FOR 4 SECONDS AND CALL 911" SCREAMED SAWETOOTH AT THE TOP OF HIS ROBOT LUNGS (AN: i am taking comp. sci nce clas this yer and th teachers say robts dont hav. lungs. thats bulslhti how ould the breathe/?/? liar. mr brown is jelos i cna write better fanfic aND code thna him. i blew up the computer las week) dirk puled jak weene out of his botty and screamed "HOLY BONG THERE S A FIR,e CALL 91" jake starte crying. jake is a ginat baby. eveyron was peeing themself in the corner ,crying, jake n dirk were nakey, and squarewav was still cryign about the robophobic wonan in the pkar.
its been a t least 3 hours and he still is crying. sawtooth neede to save the day, so he take a bucket (AN: XD BEKCET) and scoop up all the tears. he dumpe all of the tears on the fire, but IT DID NOT WORK! bcuase... the fire was a GASE FIRE (AN: i consultd my chem teache about this. he said salt water would not do bad to the gas fir, but he is lyuing to me. eveyron wants to sabotaje my fanfic :/) by the itm the firefirghetrs got here, sawtooth ws throwing so much tears at the fire it got so big it even got to janes house all the way acrsos TIME. the fire fighter turn out to be the saexy, dave stroder. "dave myt brother," cried out dirk from his stupid baby pile in hte crorner. "save us" dave tear up when he saw his brother crying like a giant fuckgin baby and satarted crying too. "everyone is crying and everything is on fire" said sawtooth,b ut no one listented! eeryone was too busyh crying in the corner watchign the fire spread to everyehwere. "how are u all not dead yet from the gas?" anyways so then another firef irghter came out fo th esmoke and put out the got damn fire. "FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ISN CRYING" releived sawtooth! who was this masked savior?
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