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The Tales of the Batman

Edd's POV

Alfred took led us to the eerie, quiet graveyards. And for the longest time, Ed and Eddy were pretty silent - well at the most really.

"Wow, way big," said Ed.

By the time we arrived at the site, Alfred genstured us to the tombstones that lied before us. And for the very first time - for the longest time actually, Ed and Eddy ceased their nonesense - well at least for now.

"This was Master Bruce's parents," Alfred told us, "They were gunned down when they left the theatre when he was just a child. He went on to a deep depression in his childhood."

Eddy was silent - and so was Ed.

"Wow, what a pity," he said.

"Wait? What happened to his parents?" Eddy asked, shocked.

"I know this is hard to sink in, but as he grew up, he became the man as I know today - the man that you see in the mirror, Master Ericson," he turned to me.

I was epecting for Eddy to make a joke around my last name - but surprisingly, he didn't. He approached to the graves to Bruce's parents. I don't know if this butler would get in trouble or rewarded. Fate it seemed works against everybody in this dark universe.

"Dang, does everyone in this universe has a sob story?" Eddy asked, trying not to be funny.

"I'm afraid that I can't answer that. Some do, some don't. Alls the same all the people you see in their uniforms have a similar goal, to protect the world from the forces of evil...and Batman was the first to volunteer - according to my knowlege since the world is too big to count."

"Well whoever did this to this Bruce's parents, if I see them, I'll - I'll..." suddenly from out of nowhere, Eddy's eyes became red and without warning, he shot deadly lasers from his eyes! We all had to duck.

Unfortuately, his lasers destroyed half of the tomb that belonged to Bruce's mother, "Martha Wayne".

We were all silent.

"Oops," said Eddy.

Alfred twitched his left eye angrily at him, but sighed and relaed. He had to acknowlege that Eddy could be pretty unpredictible at times - and thus really needs to control his emotions.

"I'll tell Batman that you were here talking to me," Alfred said, cooly. Eddy said nothing; he had a stupefied, nervous look across his face.

"Sorry," he said.

Author's Notes

That was risky. I try to tone down the funny mode a bit and then have a comedic scene in there. I mean this is Batman's parents who are in their graves. How can you make a chapter out of this with Ed Edd...oh yeah they screw up a lot of things. But even that, it has to be done right. You can't have random characters pissing on the graves of two of the most respectible characters in the DC universe - well, Eddy did blast Martha's tombstone into a million shards, but at least apologised for it, and to add to it, he only discovered that Supergirl has superstrength, and vulneribility.

The reason I added that bit was because i saw Man of Steel the other day and it elaborated perfectly on how hard it is if you had Superman's powers. Trust me, it'll hurt.

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