Some Other Life

By: Gaaraluff146 + Friends

Chapter 5

A/N: Hey guys, new chapter. Sorry I wasn't able to get one up yesterday, I had a periodontist appointment and I learned I have to get surgery on my gums. Oh, and next week I won't be able to update at like all, except for Monday, because I'll be on a school trip all week to the Nation's Capitol :D So yeah. Enjoy!~


-With our dearest Narrator-

The girls had stayed up longer, before deeming it an appropriate time to sleep at around 10-ish, and crawled into their sleeping bags.

The next morning they were awoken at around eight AM, due to a constant knocking at one of the doors. Drowsily Nusuki lifted herself up from the floors and crossed the room to the door, and with a dramatic tired flourish of her hand opened the door, to reveal a female teacher.

"Hello girls, I'm Karen, and I'll be your chaperone/superviser for your time here at the program." Drifted her preppy happy-go-lucky voice in the silence, and filled the half dead-to-the-world girls in on what they would be doing.

"So yeah, seeing as how the eight of you seem to not like socializing at like, all, you'll be locked in a room for awhile today, so that we can, like, test a few things. Got it?"Were the last words she said before she abruptly walked out of the room, to let the girls do what they needed probably.

After migrating to one of the many bathrooms in the school the girls changed into their clothes, Jaxmine in stonewashed skinnies, a black tank top, and necklaces upon necklaces roped over her neck. Nusuki wore a pair of mid-thigh length jean shorts with an orange off the shoulder shirt, revealing a white camisole slightly, beneath it. She looked like a cream-sicle today! Hezerai wore average darkwash jeans with a navy blue shirt, and Ketsueki wore black ripped skinnies with a forest green camisole, and over that a long button-up shirt tied just under her bust, her hair up in high pigtails.

Ready for the day and waiting for their chaperone the girls discussed a very interesting topic, that was whether their chaperone was...


~Hezerai's POV~

"...either she's stupid," Ketsueki's voice lifted through the nearly silent room, loud and clear.

"Hey! There's no need to be mean!" I interrupted, trying to defend the poor woman. Ketsu made a strained face.

"I wasn't done yet, Heze-chan..." She whined, before continuing. " As I was saying before being so rudely interrupted, either she's stupid or in cahoots with my mother." Nusuki cut in here.

"I vote the latter. I don't think any school would hire someone so...so...stupid." We all stared at her, similar looks of shock on her face. She absolutely adored Ketsu's mom, and so it was very out of character for her to say something against her.

"What?" She asked defensively. "I don't think someone working at Ouran is even allowed to act that stupid. It's like, against the law or something." I nodded. She probably had a point.

"Mehh," Ketsu started to complain. "She is sooo not getting out of this one easily, no way in hell is she getting off the hook easily this time..." She mumbled deviously. Placing a hand on her shoulder I spoke.

"Aww, come on. It's not like your going to die because of this." Hopefully. "I mean think of the things that could have happened. You could be being forced to face your fear again this weekend by our dearest mother*. Now I'm sure you'd rather be here than there." I watched her shudder convulsively, and I gave a light giggle. Her fear was horrible, but so funny to toy with her about. Before she could retort with something that more than likely would get her bitch-slapped the door burst open, the same blond from before there. Smiling brightly, she ushered us out of the room, and into another that was around ten to twenty feet from our original place. Shrugging I entered the room last, after Jaxmine.

The room we entered was fairly large, easily fitting twelve eight person tables with chairs, four large bookcases, with plenty of room to spare. Along the opposite wall to the entrance were two large windows (was everything in this room large?) evenly spaced out.

Looking over to where Ketsu was supposed to be, I noticed a large amount of missing bodily matter, meaning she wasn't where I though she was. Whipping my head around I caught sight of her talking to the blond chaperone, then darting out of the room. Turning to Nusu and Jaxi, they had similar looks of confusion on their faces as I'm sure I did.

It wasn't long before she came back, but it had been a few minutes. Behind her she lugged a large, bulky duffel bag, that just spelled out trouble. No, literally. On the bag in big white letters it said 'T-R-O-U-B-L-E'.

Directing her attention to us, she began to explain what she was doing with this monstrosity, but she was interrupted by a very pronounced 'click'. Freezing in place, she turned on her heel and checked the door handle. Locked.

"Shit." Was her only comment on the matter before she quickly disregarded it and continued to explain our revenge, that poor Nusu-chan was lost on.


~Narrator's POV, Outside the door~

The blond teacher chuckled to herself quietly. She knew whatever the girls were planning would be common for the beginning of this program, as that was what Reite-sama had clearly said.

The Host Club boys showed up nearly an hour later, in jeans and t-shirts, with their chaperone. The source of their lateness was obvious, the tall dark-haired-glasses-wearing boy looked half asleep, and none to happy about being up so early.

After ushering them into the room after unlocking the door inconspicuously, the two chaperones leaned against the walls on either side of the door, sighing. This was going to be one long day.


~In The Locked Room~

The girls sat on various tables, in no particular order, as the boys walked. Now, the revenge they set was merely for the twins only, as who in their right mind would purposely piss of Mori, or a pissed off Kyoya? Not them. Well, not yet anyway. It was too early for them to have early deaths.

Kyoya quickly took a seat properly in a chair near the window as the twins eyed the girls suspiciously, as they were smirking in an odd fashion.

The twins hopped up onto a table together across from the girls, and Mori in a chair at that table.

The silence lasted for awhile, and soon Hezerai began to crack under the pressure of the thick atmosphere.

A clear 'CRACK' could be heard, just before she started to yell.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SOMEONE, PLEASE, SPEAK!" Were her frantic screams as she clawed at her face playfully, in mock terror.

Jaxmine chuckled. "Well I guess that's one way to break the silence. At least it wasn't an awkward silence, you know. Because then one of us would have to laugh -and we all know when that happens it sounds very strangled- to stop bad things from happening to bad people." Nusuki looked at her oddly.

"Isn't the saying 'Bad things will happen to good people'?"

"As soon as you can kick my ass it is."

That shut her up about it. "See? Everyone wins here!" Her sickly sweet voice seemed to have broken the trance of silence that seemed to swallow the twins. They began to chuckle, and Jaxmine took this opportunity to change her personality slightly, to that with strangers.

"Oh, you think that's funny, do ya? Well wanna see how funny it is with my foot up your ass?" She said lightly, as if it were every day speak. Which it practically was.

"Jexi! That is no way to speak to our...er...acquaintance...people...things..." Ketsu started to scold, but ended up stuttering by the end, because they weren't exactly friends. She covered it up by continuing quickly.

"At any rate, we have a...'surprise' so to speak, for you two." She explained, while Hezerai and Nusuki snuck up behind them and placed folded bandannas over their eyes, and tieing them in the back. The twins made sounds of surprise, but otherwise stayed silent. Whereas Mori and Kyoya watched, making no effort to stop what was starting to happen. They had seen the trip wires upon walking in. Kyoya, not having his handy dandy notebook** decided to actually remember the events of today, and bring his notebook for whatever may end up happening the next day.

Forcing the two boys to stand, they told them to walk forward ten paces, into a portion of the room that was clear of any objects, other than the tile flooring.

The sun hit the trip wire just right, and a small flash of light cuaght the girls eyes.. They smiled. Telling them to move about five more paces, the boys were caught in their mediocre trap. The wire snagged, and a bucket that was suspended from the high ceiling tilted, dropping some light colored transparent goop, that 'plopped' onto the two, covering only their heads and arms before the elasticity of the sap ran out, and it just stopped. But that's not all! Seconds later a bucket of feathers tilted, sending them fluttering onto the two boys.

At this point, Hezerai had a camera and was recording this whole ordeal. Ketsueki turned to her.

"Where the heck did that come from?" She asked inquisitively, and got a very vague answer.

"Nowheeeeeeeeereeeeeee..."She had answered, ending with a light giggle, her eyes moving shiftily.

Pulling the blindfolds off the twins, Ketsueki laughed.

"And that, my friends, is what you get when you spy on four very observant girls. Although this was carried out very mediocre and not secretive..." She explained, mumbling a bit at the end.

Nusuki's head snapped up. " SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WERE GOING ON ABOUT! AND I THOUGHT IT WAS RANDOM THIS WHOLE TIME!" And with that she began to fake cry dramatically. But then stopped. "Wait a minute...WHAT?"


*Please note, they all don't have the same mother. Obviously. They just call Ketsu's mother mom, because she's there more times than not with her work and all, which you'll learn about later.

**Handy-Dandy-Notebook is from Blues Clues, but there's this funny picture of Light (I think) with his face pasted onto the main dude's with his 'handy-dandy-notebook' with a caption of

' I SHALL KILL YOU WITH MY

HANDY.

DANDY.

NOTEBOOK!'

So clearly I had to add it in.


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Ja Ne~