When everyone arrived at Ino's, they immediately started drinking. Each of them had already heard about the effects of alcohol and almost everybody successfully avoided that evil juice.

But there are moments when you simply say "Ugh. Fuck it." and the drink goes down. And it's awesome.

Luckily Ino had a huge mansion and thank whatever-you-believe-in: her parents were away for the weekend. They turned the music as loud as they wanted, screamed and shouted (mostly at each other), jumped up and down (which one shinobi described as 'sexy dancing); alcohol was spilled everywhere and on everyone and food was carelessly thrown on the floor.
Oh, it was a mess, but every time they talked about it (without their heads feeling heavy as a gorilla's butt) they couldn't help but smile...

Now, the affected persons whose drunk states are about to be brilliantly described, would never admit that they could ever behave like that. There are professionals, for heaven's sake! But even shinobi should be able to handle a little hangover...

Rock Lee aka the I-know-I'm-sexy-drunk:

It was about midnight, when our favourite pair of bushy brows stumbled inside the living room, where most of his friends were. Some of them were furiously dancing and knocking down some pretty expensive looking vases, some were in the next room, shouting along with Sasuke, who was singing his heart out to an old Fall Out Boy song and Lee could have sworn that Hinata touched his very unholy body part, the moment he passed her. When he turned around he could only see her smirking and then disappear into the kitchen, where he heard Naruto screaming. But nobody else seemed to care and neither did sweet little Lee. Of course he missed his baby rabbit, Bunny Foo Foo. That was only the 16th evening they would not be spending together. Sighing he turned to his friends again and smiled. How happy he was with his life.

Lee downed another drink and joined his friends on the dancefloor, when suddenly his grin got wider. "This is totally my song!" Ino shouted. 'Hehe, not only yours!' Lee thought and started moving his body to Miley Cyrus' "We can't stop".

'Wow... I've always known that I am double-jointed but I had no idea I look so sexy with my hips moving like this' he thought and looked at himself in the mirror while dancing. Once he quickly glanced at his friends, seeing them moving in their own worlds to that song. '...Nobody's moves quite as exquisite as I do' he smirked and watched the reflection of his butt. In that moment he realized that he stopped dancing and focused on staring at himself in the mirror. 'Why are so many people creeped out by bushy eyebrows? Their manly, represent strength and are god damn sexy!' he thought, wiggling his eyebrows. The song ended and his favourite one came up. Suddenly he had an awesome idea. 'Gai-sensei! I will prove everyone the real beauty of the spandex!' with that the jumped into the midst of of his dancing friends "Of course I know what to do with that big fat butt!" he shouted with his arms held high. "WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!" and then he started to move. "Sexy" he whispered to himself "So sexy". That night Rock Lee twerked his soul out.

Later that night (after a few very mild strawberry shots), he "mistook" one of Yamanaka's floor lamps with a pole. "We found love in a hoooopeless place" he sung while swaying from left to right, up to down, heaven to hell and back. And then he felt really hot. Physically hot. But (according to him), it wasn't because he danced so much - the reason his hotness was simply... Lee himself. So he did what he thought was the best idea he ever had. He began to strip.

'Oh no' Shino thought.

"Oh yeah!" Hinata celebrated.

"Tenten!" Tenten slurred.

"Go go, Bushy Brows!" Naruto yodeled while mixing himself another drink.

Lee didn't care that he broke the lamp. At least he was in his underwear now, for everybody to finally see how gorgeous he really is.

The next day, Lee was the last to wake up. Being a drunken-fist-master, he was used to hangovers, but this one almost killed him. He could barely keep his eyes open, his mouth felt like an abandoned desert and it felt like Choji was sitting on his head. None of his friends was ready to give him an answer why he woke up nude, since they felt pretty much like crap themselves. So he went home, thinking that he lost his virginity, but had no idea to whom. He just remembered being alone with Sakura once.

His friends' statements about the Lee-type-of-drunk:

Ino: "I knew it was him who broke the lamp! Just like he broke anything else! He should be happy I was too hungover to beat the crap out of him the next day! My parents almost killed me when they saw the destroyed vases, mirrors, lamps and the bathroom door!" she said with her face getting redder every second.

Neji: "I remember him kissing his own reflection in the mirror. At first, I was really happy that he seemed to accept his whole self, but then it simply became disturbing." he said frowning his oh so blank forehead.

Sai: "The party bored me so much that I quickly fell asleep. Once I was woken up because everybody around me was screaming and clapping and whistling. I sat up and saw Lee swinging around a lamp and he was almost naked. I swear Hinata pinned 500 Ryo to his boxers..."

Sakura: "When I was in the bathroom he broke the door and tried to force me into strip poker. He was already naked!" she blushed "But he left as soon as I said no, so no hard feelings" she shrugged.

Lee himself said that it was one of the most important experience he'd ever had, although he tried his best not to hide from his friends because he felt so ashamed, although he didn't remember everything. Still he recalled that he had fun, doing whatever his drunk ego liked to do.
"I am happy that I'm not only belligerent when I am drunk... But I guess the next party will have to wait" he added with an innocent smile

A/N:
Ta-dah! I've never been this kind of drunk, so it was kinda tough to write from this perspective.
But I still hope you enjoyed it!
Stay awesome,
Mia :)