Ahsoka Tano
1. Sing: 'Ahsoka and Lux, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.'
2. Ask why she left the Jedi Order
3. (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE) Kidnap Ventress, disarm both, Ahsoka, and Ventress, then lock them both in a room together.
4. Say that she's weird since she holds her Lightsaber differently.
5. When Ahsoka is around, wonder out loud: 'Hm...I wonder when Lux is going to propose to Ahsoka...Oh hi Ahsoka!" Then run away.
6. Kidnap Anakin, and say that she'll only get him back if she confesses that she loves him, and not Lux. (Sorry Luxoka lovers!)
7. Keep her isolated for a month. (Togruta's live together)
8. Say that Anakin secretly loves her.
9. Tell her that Lux is joining Death Watch. (Again)
10. Say, "I wouldn't get to attached to that Master of yours." Then, when she asks you about it, pretend you're deaf. Then again, you won't need to pretend after she's shouted in your ears.
11. Say that Barriss was right to leave the Order.
12. Note out loud that Ahsoka was secretly plotting to over throw the Jedi. When she says 'no', just nod, and say; 'Suuuuurrrreeee.'
13. Ask if she has feelings for Obi Wan.
14. Say that Boba Fett loves Ahsoka. (I mean, like, who doesn't?)
15. Say that Ahsoka loves Plo Koon.
16. Tell Ahsoka that Padme is married to Anakin, Ahsoka's 'boyfriend '
17. Scream at the top of your lungs in her ear; 'Rotta The Hutt is dead!' When she asks what the he'll do you mean, walk away laughing.
18. Say that Lux and Padme, are now an 'item', and that Ahsoka should stick to Anakin.
19. Dare her to kiss Anakin.