Lux Bontari
1. Say that he kissed Ahsoka in a taunting tone.
2. Say that when he and Ahsoka get married, you'll be there to snap a pic for Facebook.
3. Ask why he liked that other girl.
4. Say that Ahsoka loves Anakin, not Lux.
5. Lux and Ahsoka, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
6. Ask how many kids he wants.
7. "Dude, Ahsoka is planning to propose!" When Lux get ready, say, "You didn't let me finish. Ahsoka's going to propose to Anakin!"
8. Ask why he likes Ahsoka. (Not that anyone could hate her)
9. "Separatist attack! Oh, never mind! It's just Lux!"
10. "Death Watch is breaking in! Oh, sorry Lux."
11. Ask why he kissed Ahsoka.
12. Get him to spill his guts for Ahsoka on video, the post the video online. Then run for your life.
13. Tell him that many people ship Luxoka. (Not me. Yeach!)
All I could think of. Yoda is next!