Yoda
1. Lock him in a room with a very tall door handle.
2. Comment on his height
3. Ask why he's green
4. Ask why he's short
5. Casually ask if he's ever liked anyone
6. Say 'ANAKIN'S JOINING THE DARK SIDE!' When Yoda's meditating.
7. Step on him and say that you didn't see him.
8. When he talks to you, say, 'Do you hear that sound? I think it's coming from the ground.'
9. Bump into him, and say, 'didn't see you'.
10. When he talks to you, pretend you can't hear him.
11. Ask why he talks in riddles.
12. Say, 'Anger is a path to the good side, and calmness is the path to the dark side.'
13. Tell him that you're a Sith in disguise.
14. Say, 'Dude, you're old. Speed it up!'
15. Take away his lightsaber. It's like taking candy from a baby. (Get it? Since Yoda's so small, and- oh never mind!)
16. Lock him in his room
17. Put everything on the tallest shelf made.
18. Yell in his ear, 'THE SITH ARE COMING! THE SITH ARE COMING!'
19. Step on his foot.
20. Lock him and Darth Sideous, (A.K.A. Darth Hideous) In a room together with no weapons, force binders, and lightning binders. That way they can't kill eatch other. Oh, also tie them up, and put the key on the others side, so that they have to be nice to each other. Haha, like that'll ever happen.
21. 'Fear is good. Hate is good. Peace is BAD!'
22. (Last one. Maybe...) Say that he needs a breath mint.
Next is either Asaj, or Mace Windu.