Asaj Ventress
1. Say 'Get a wig!'
2. When she looks at you, scream.
3. 'Ahhhhh! Ugly, bald monster! Ahhhhh!'
4. Faint when you see her.
5. Pretend to look at your reflection on the back of her head.
6. Say that she and Mace Windu should get together.
7. Ask when her wedding with Count Dooku is.
8. Ask if you're invited.
9. When she screams at you to beat it, or go to hell, just laugh and say, 'You know, De-Nille isn't just a river in Egypt.' Then run, and hide for the rest of your life.
10. Say that she loves Count Dooku
11. When she says that she doesn't, say, 'Oh right. You love Mace Windu instead!'
12. Run off to Mace, and tell him that Asaj loves him.'
13. When Asaj comes after you, hide behind Mace, and watch them fight. It's fun, and educational. You learn new cuss words.
14. When Asaj gives you a death glare, just smile sweetly.
15. Forgive her when she kills everyone you love. Nothing will annoy her more.
15/16. Or say that it was an accident since she was so bad with a lightsaber.
15/17. Or say that since she had such bad eyesight, she mixed them up for someone else.
18. (Only for girls) Kiss Mace Windu, or Count Dooku when Asaj is around, then say, 'Oops, you weren't supposed to see that.'
That's all I got. Next is Mace Windu