Mace Windu
1. Ask why he's bald
2. Ask what happened to his hand. Then run.
3. Say that he should go get a wig
4. Mention that Asaj loves him
5. Ask why he hasn't proposed yet. Like, come on, they're perfect for eatch other! (Hint sarcasm)
6. Say that he should go wig shopping with Ventress
7. Casually note that Anakin plans to kill him in 27486 seconds.
8. Ask him if you're annoying him. When he says no, just say, 'Now am I?' over and over again until he breaks.
9. Say that he should really get a wig, cause kids like Star Wars too.
10. Scream 'Hideous, Bald monster!' Whenever he's around.
11. Say that he should get a mechanical arm like his good pal Anakin.
12. Ask why he hates Anakin.
Next up is Darth Sideous