Darth Sideous
1. Call him Darth Hideous
2. Say that he's ugly
3. Say that Yoda rules
4. Say that Yoda could beat him with both arms tied behind his back
5. Say that he's a bad master for letting Anakin kill Count Dooku
6. Say that he's stupid
7. Mention that Sith's suck
8. 'Jedi rule!'
9. Tell him that the Sith will never rule
10. Say that he's lame
11. Mention how Obi Wan's so much better than him
12. Whenever he walks past, choke out, 'Darth Hideous'
13. Say that he belongs in hell
14. Say that he should be put in Slytherin (Harry Potter fans)
15. Say that Lord Voldemort's way better than him
16. Use the Cruciatus Curse on him
17. Use the ImperiusCurse on him, then make him say, 'I love Yoda!'
17/18. Make him slap himself
17/19. Make him hug Obi Wan and Luke
17/20. Make him kiss Padme (Sorry Padme!)
Next up is Padme!