Padme Amidala
1. Say that she's older than Anakin
2. Say that she's just old in general
3. Say that she's ugly
4. Ask why she runs a stripper's club
5. Say that Palpatine loves her
6. Note that Obi Wan loves her
7. Say that Anakin loves Ahsoka, so she should just stop acting so desperate
8. Tell her that Anakin's going to marry Ahsoka
9. Note how she was super dramatic in like, all the movies
10. Tell her that she sounded lame when she said, 'You're breaking my heart' in RotS
11. Say that Anakin and Obi Wan will never love her
12. Tell her that she wasn't there for her kids
13. Say that Leia and Luke are married
14. Say that Leia had a kid, but Ahsoka's the godparent (Burn!)
15. Say that Leia likes Ahsoka better than her actual *Gags* mom
Next up is hm... let's see, how about Satine? Yeah, Satine. That'll be fun!