The four angels were at Brief's house using his pool. Socks and Stocking were in inner tubes holding their Sherberman ice creams. Panty sat on the side of the pool with both feet in the water while Boxer sat on the pool stairs with his lower body submerged. Brief was sitting straight up in a lounge chair he had moved close to the pool. All were in their swimwear.
"This is your house? Why didn't you tell us you were loaded, Geekboy?" Panty asked.
"Y-you never asked me…" Brief said nervously.
"Truthfully, I always thought you lived in a shack or trailer." Stocking said.
"I don't. My grandfather founded the Rock Foundation and we inherited it when he died."
"You know something Geekboy, everyone at school knew you were rich, you be getting laid almost as much as me. Fuck, I think even the football team captain would suck you off." Panty said.
"NO! You stay the fuck away from him he's mine." Boxer shouted upon hearing "football team captain".
"Boxer, he's straight. You have no chance with him. And I think that putting a Valentine's Day card that says 'I have an unquenchable hunger for your asshole' in his locker kind off comes off as you being a stalker." Socks said after swallowing a spoonful of ice cream.
"Valentine's Day is the day of love and I was showing my love for him." Boxer responded.
"The feeling isn't mutual. He's dating the lead cheerleader. I witnessed him feeling her up in the hallway today." Stocking cut in.
"Sucks for him, I clearly can see that those air sacks that she calls breasts are clearly fake. She is fooling him, but not me. Also Panty, if I catch you with him, I will fucking shoot his dick off. If I can't have him than you can't."
"That's fucked up Boxer." Panty answered.
"Aren't we all?" Stocking said to no one in particular.
"So," Brief said, rocking back and forth, "what are you guys doing for Valentine's Day?"
Boxer was the first to answer. "Me and father Garterbelt are going down town to the gay bar. I'm gonna try to keep him out of the back room because I think Darf still works there. The shit he does in that back room…"
Socks' answer was only slightly less unnerving. "I going to have a movie night. I'm watching Menstruation Castration."
"Is that some sort of Indie movie?" Brief asked.
"I guess. It's about a girl whose period blood is acid. And she seduces men and burns their balls off with her period acid blood."
"Where the fuck do you get your movies?" Panty asked.
"Fucked up movies made by fucked up people for fucked up people .com…" Socks responded.
"Forget I asked."
"I wasn't going to do anything. Can I watch it with you?" Stocking asked Socks.
"Sure, why not?" Socks said.
"Guess I'm at the church alone tonight." said Panty.
"Why?" asked Boxer.
"Normally I would go out and fuck some guys, but since Valentine's Day all about the 'love' part of fucking. So if I want to fuck, I have to do the bullshit that is a dinner date. I don't have time for that."
"Yeah, it's called making love for reason Panty." Socks said.
"I know, I love doing it."
Socks was about to say something else to Panty, but Stocking grabbed his shoulder. She gave her a look that said 'don't start with her, it's like talking to a brick wall'. Try not to educate someone who doesn't believe in love about love.
"I gotta shit. Be back out soon." Panty got out of the pool and walked into Brief's house.
"Ignore her." Socking said to the brothers after she left. "She's just pissed because Valentine's Day isn't for her."
"Who would've thought the girl who gets laid daily is alone today." Boxer said.
"I actually met St. Valentine on one occasion in Heaven." Stocking changed the subject, sick of talking about her sister.
"Really? When?" Socks inquired.
"Um…I was eight?...yes, I was eight in Elementary school. I was at the crosswalk on my way home and he was there too. He walked me across the street and was really nice about it. Then he asked me if I wanted a sugar cookie for the road, I said no because we was a little weird." Told Stocking.
"Best Saint ever; St. Elmo. St. Elmo is my shit." Socks said.
"You've never even met him." Said Boxer.
"You've never met Elton John, but you still beat off to his picture." Socks reminded him.
"That was a phase."
They then heard a car honk. "That's father Garterbelt." Boxer said. "I'll see you guys later."
The gay angel got out of the pool and dried himself and put his shirt on. He then made his way to the car. The two Goth angels still remained in the pool. Panty then came out of the house after her trip to the bathroom with a picture in her hand.
"Geekboy! You're friends with Bill Nye the Science Guy?" Panty shouted while holding up the framed picture of Brief standing next to Nye. She found it hanging on the hall one her way back to the pool.
"Panty, please put that back. It's from a charity event." Brief politely asked her.
After that, the three angels went back to the church. Panty went upstairs to her room. Down on the first floor, Socks and Stocking could hear the sounds of pornos playing from her room while Socks started the Menstruation Castration.
Half way through the movie Stocks broke the silence.
"Hey Stocking?"
"Hmm?"
"Will you be my Valentine?"
She shrugged, "Maybe."