Luke Skywalker
1. Ask how his father is
2. Shake hands with him,and ask why his hand is metal-ish (The Empire Strikes Back)
3. Mention how many times he kissed Leia. His own sister! (Did anyone else think that that was just plain wrong? Gross much?!)
4. Ask him if he loves Leia
5. Say, 'MARA JADE IS MARRYING HAN SOLO!' This will annoy both, Leia, and Luke. Bonus!
6. Say that the makers of Ninjago copied him, but made Lloyd much cuter. (NINJAGO FOREVER!)
7. Steal his lightsaber
8. Shout in his ear, 'DARTH SIDEOUS IS BACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE'S TOO GOOD FOR LUKE! HE'LL KILL HIM! THE GALAXY IS DOOMED!' You should see how fast you can run first though...
9. Say that the Rancor's mother is paying Luke a 'special', visit
10. Tell him that Leia's having a baby shower, and that Luke's not invited
11. Mention how he saw his sister in a gold, metal, skimpy, bikini. I advise that you say this when Leia's not around
12. Show him the Bohemian Rhapsody Parody on YouTube
13. Show him the Moves Like Jabba Parody too
Next up is Leia!