Princess Leia Skywalker
1. Ask how Jabba is
2. Say that she looked either, hot, smoking, or sexy when she was in that metal bikini (Ewww!)
3. Kill her kids
4. Kill Luke
5. Kill Han
6. Say that Luke wants to kiss her again
7. Show her all of the Star Wars parody's
8. Ask her how her dad's doing
9. Kill everyone she loves
10. Destroy any planet's that she likes
11. Say that Darth Sideous is back and going to kill Luke
12. Say that Han loves Chewbacca, not her
13. Say that Han prefers sluts
14. Film her in a bikini
15. Say that Hermione and Ginny are way cooler than her (I hate Ginny. She's so not cool!)
Next up is Han!