Han Solo
1. Hurt Leia
2. Hurt Luke
3. Hurt his kids
4. Kill his kids
5. Hurt Chewbacca
6. Say that Leia secretly loves Lando
7. Say that they're secretly married (Padakin much?)
8. Say that Leia works for Jabba
9. Mention how hot Leia looked (Blech) when she was in the bikini, and how Han couldn't see her
10. Say that Luke kissed Leia Last Friday Night (Katy Perry fan right here!)
11. Say that Leia's not pretty
12. Mention how many times Luke and Leia had kissed (6 Times I think. Wow. George Lucas, that was so wrong on so many levels)
13. Say that Chewbacca has a new best friend
Next up is Chewbacca!