Darth Vader
1. Ask why he wears that black outfit. So last season
2. Ask him how Padme is
3. Kill Luke
4. Kill Leia
5. Say that he missed Leia's and Han's wedding
6. Say that he wasn't invited (Don't blame ya Leia)
7. Say that his kids kissed
8. Keep pissing him off
9. Steal his lightsaber, then rig it so that it's blue. Leo Valdez style
10. Tell him off for loosing his 'saber
11. Say that his Lightsaber is his life
12. Go and find a pic of Padme
13. Show him the pic
14. Rip the pic up
Next up is Captain Rex