Captain Rex
1. Call him by his number name
2. Steal all of his weapons
3. Steal his armor
4/3. Color his armor bright pink
5/3. Put girly heart stickers on the helmet
6/3. Draw a unicorn on the body part
7/3. Return the armor, and blame Ahsoka
8. Say that Rexsoka sounds adorable
9. Mention how he got shot, cuz he's such a bad solder
10. Kill his brothers
11. Mention Order 66
12. Say that Ahsoka loves him
13. Say that Padme loves him
14. Say that Palpatine's looking for him
15. Mention how all his brothers turned bad
16. Say, "Wassup Stormtrooper?"
Next up is Barriss!