They walked inside my house and they were amazed at the everything white and unfinished.
Stan: Are you sure that this is your house?
Li Ming: Why yes, Stan. Don't you like it or something?
Stan: I can't tell. It seems unfinished for no reason.
Li Ming: Is it because the roof isn't perfect? Or is it because the rooms look weird?
Stan: It looks crooked and weird than usual. Anyways, we wanted you to look at one of our video games the animators made from us.
Li Ming: Sure thing! (Looks at Stick of Truth's rating) M for Mature? That's just stupid... (Looks at the rating's content descriptors) Well... Blood & Gore, Drug Reference, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, and Violence... Well... It's Wrong! It's Horribly Wrong! You should never use that filth around my area if you can at least try to get a T for Teen Rating. Since there is no syndication around the company, you feel like you need some of the crap and some of that damn shrimp. See what I mean?
Kyle: Then who the hell would go ahead and do something like that anyway?
Cartman: That's nothing but what the fudge? (Gets Shocked by saying Fudge)
Li Ming: That's nothing, young man. It's only just a-
Cartman: Hold on a minute. (Whispers to himself) What... The... Fudge... (Gasps) I said fudge! And fudge is close to the f word and it didn't beep. Shrimp! This is nothing but Shrimp for God sake! (Gasp) I said shrimp! Like fudge, it is close to the s word and it didn't beep. W-Wow... I mean... Wow. W-Why am I saying those words anyway?
Li Ming: I'm not so sure about that anyway... (Laughs) Geez, Porky, you gained so much weight why do you look stupid than anyone else in the world! Ha, Gay!
Kyle: I know she's like a japanese woman but does she ever talk about you being kicked in the ass?
Cartman: Tch, how typical to be a TS. Blagh...
Kyle: Dude, you're sicker than that anime bitch.
Li Ming: What did you call me?
Kyle: Anime Bitch?
Li Ming: Enough! There is no way do boys like you could insult a woman who was in Tokyo and talk in Japanese like my Ancestors! You should insult one another and you'll never will be! (Pants) Forgive me, young man. I am going through hormones right now and I'm like about 19 years old now so don't talk about me.
Kyle: I'll try not to. (Sees Li Ming carrying out the basket of clothes)
Li Ming: You know something can be worked out after all! Now... Take your clothes off, kids!
(The Kids get shocked about what Li Ming said)
Li Ming: Go to your rooms and take your gear off and put fresh clothing to look nice and sweet for you. Keep your underclothes on except for your clothes.
Butters: But what if we forgot to close the doors?
Li Ming: I said... TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
(The Kids rush upstairs to get their clothes on and rush downstairs after they're done)
The Nine Kids: We're finished, Li Ming!
Li Ming: Good for you, boys! And children with headgear on?
Eric, Stan, Craig, and Kyle: Yes?
Kenny: Mmmph?
Li Ming: Tomorrow after school, I got a treat for you. And take your headgear off, you bastards!
Ling Ling: Oh My God...