While heading to school, Stan meets up with Wendy without being nervous.
Stan: Hey, Wendy!
Wendy: Yeah!
Stan: I say that I want to die in your eyes...
Wendy: Why is that, Stan?
Stan: Because someday, I want to marry you.
(Beautiful Hearts appear above him)
Wendy: What? For real?
Stan: You bet as long as I- (holds his puke)
Wendy: I understand, Stan. See you after class! (Walks off)
(Stan shakes his head and pukes on a little girl's face)
Girl: Hey! That's disgusting!
Stan: Sorry about that. (Wipes his mouth and goes to class)
(At school)
Li Ming: How's everyone? Good?
(The kids look confused about Li Ming)
I came to school for a little tour with my cousin, Valmer. Valmer felt good to see me as well!
Li Ming: Good thing I came here with you, Valmer.
Jimmy: Yes, Li Ming. How I never d-d-doubt you as well?
Li Ming: See you after class, sweetie!
(At Mr. Garrison's class)
Mr. Garrison: Alright, children. I wanted to tell you all this is the last day of school for right because it's going to be Spring Break.
The Class: Awwwww...
Mr. Garrison: Now, Li Ming is going to visit for a while. Let's cheer for you!
(The class clap for Li Ming)
Li Ming: Hello, class. I came here a visit since my sweet dear is here, I felt like the kids I watched earlier are willing to-
Cartman: Hey, check it out! I'm touching Kyle's jewfro! (Messes with Kyle's hair)
Kyle: Hey! Stop touching, fat ass! (tries to stop Cartman from messing his hair)
(Craig flips Cartman off)
Stan: Glad I'm okay with ignoring that?
Wendy: Really? What the hell?
Mr. Garrison: Eric, what the hell are you, doing?
(Li Ming does a angry grin)
Cartman: Well... (goes on a rage at Li Ming's angry grin)
Li Ming: Did I do that?
Cartman: Arrrgh! (throws his desk and everything at Li Ming)
Li Ming: Please! (dodges at Cartman's desk) Stop that! (dodges at paper balls) Please! Cut it out! (gets hit in the eye) Mmmmm! (rushes out to the bathroom)
Mr. Garrison: Great job, Eric! Go see the councilor! Kyle, you go too.
(At the bathroom)
Li Ming: Why? (cries constantly while rinsing her eye) That bastard! How can he do those horrible things to me!? (cries)
Jimmy: Eric? He couldn't handle it... I know him as m-much as you are 'cause he think believes you were a p-p-p-pussy. How did he?
Li Ming: Don't let him say that I was! You know that I was nice to him at first but until today, when I came in, he flipped out badly and had a felt! I wish that he would hit his head on the canoe and drown. That way I won't have to see him again! (cries in pain as she patches her eye)
Jimmy: That? He'll hit his head on the c-c-canoe and drown? I can't believe he's been like this as I moved here! I tell him for you!
Li Ming: Go tell him for me! Go tell him f-f-for me! Go on! Tell him yourself! (pants and cries) I'm gonna kill him! (sobs)
(Jimmy walks out the bathroom)
He'll do it for me! He will do it for me! I didn't mean to do anything wrong with Cartman at all his manner anyway. God! Dammit I never saw that coming...