(At Mr. Mackey's Office)

Mr. Mackey: Eric, what do you have to say for yourself?

Cartman: Well... It's a long story... You wouldn't believe it! (Sings I Was Bad Than Ever with the Past Shots from previous South Park episodes)

It was long long ago where I met with my friend. His name was Kyle and knocked him through the end. I screwed him up and laughed at his face. I called him a Jew like he was in the first place. How in the hell did his mom say that he hated me? She said, "Kyle is your friend, Eric. Don't you see?" I said, "I was bad! I was badder! I was bad than ever! I made fun of Kyle and he never said never! I was bad! I was badder! I was bad than ever! Oh God! I'll pick on this jewish kid like forever!" Later I met Stan who was kind of nice. But he pukes over Wendy with nerves like he had twice. One day I met his dad and clubbed him in the leg. Mr. Marsh said I plugged the bathroom with trash or an egg. But one day, Stan's dad came and was complaining to me. He said, "Stan is your friend, Eric Don't you see?" I said, "I was bad! I was badder! I was bad than ever! I made fun Stanley and he never said never! I was bad! I was badder! I was bad than ever! Oh God! I'll pick on this nervous kid like forever!" Now, Kenny always dies, but Butters is like bounded. He's the jackass kid who said he's the one who's grounded. His parents called on the phone and I pretend to sound like him. Butters got in trouble for cursing and he got stuck on a limb! His parents were upset and started yelling at me! They said, "Butters is your friend, Eric. Don't you see?" I said, "I was bad! I was badder! I was bad than ever! I made fun of Butters and he will never say never! I was bad! I was badder! I was bad than ever! Oh My God! I'll pick on this grounded kid like forever!

Kyle: You're gay, Cartman.

Cartman: What?

Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay? Now Kyle, has anyone make fun of you lately?

Kyle: Yes, after I was insulted by the fat ass, I guess a lot of kids make fun of me for-

Cartman: Your wool thats stuck in your head? (Laughs)

Mr. Mackey: Now go back to class, mkay?

Kyle: Alright then...

Cartman: Get a haircut, jew!

Kyle: God... (growls at Cartman and walks out of Mr. Mackey's office)

Li Ming: Kyle, where are you going?

Cartman: Jewfro, where are you going?

Li Ming: Don't call him a jewfro, Cartman.

Cartman: I'm Cartman. Nice to meet you.

Li Ming: Have we met?

Jimmy: I t-talk to the Mr. Garrison and he wouldn't respond.

Li Ming: Geez, Valmer. That's terrible.

Jimmy: I know... (Watches Li Ming walk away and notices Timmy) Ah, Timmy!

Timmy: Timmy!

Jimmy: What? P-p-private Property? There was no-

Timmy: Tim Timmy!

Jimmy: There was a sign? Outside?

Timmy: Liven A Lie! Timmy!

Jimmy: Okay... You'll give me the issue with-

Timmy: Timmy!

Jimmy: You're going to force me to d-d-do what!? N-no, Timmy! Don't me come kick your ass! If I don't do it, you'll- Okay! Okay! I'll Do It!