It wasn't long before the bell rang. I was waiting for Stan and Craig to get out from class. And Cartman still liked Kyle's hair or jewfro.
Li Ming: Gee... Talk about a long time for patience... (hears the bell ring) About damn time!
Craig: I couldn't believe it, Stan. Why was Eric being selfish over Kyle?
Stan: I don't know, Craig. But were gonna find out now! (Sees Li Ming walks him)
Li Ming: Hey, Stan! How was your day?
Stan: Pretty Good!
(Craig flips Li Ming off)
Li Ming: What was that?
Craig: What did I do wrong?
Stan: She means did you flip her off?
Craig: No I didn't.
Stan: Yes you did!
Craig: No I didn't!
Stan: Yes you did!
Craig: Didn't!
Stan: Did!
Craig: Uh Uh!
Stan: Did!
Craig: Uh! Uh!
Stan: I know you!
Li Ming: Okay! That's enough, boys! Where's the rest of the children?
Stan: They're at their lockers! We finished ours.
Li Ming: Where's my cousin?
Jimmy: Right here, Li Ming.
Li Ming: Oh God, Jimmy. What happened?
Jimmy: You would b-b-b-believe it. I c-couldn't explain what happened. You were their a ch-ch-cha chat.
Li Ming: Oh thank goodness you were okay, Valmer.
Cartman: That's your cousin?
Li Ming: Yes.
Cartman: Oh... (Laughs)
Li Ming: What's so funny?
Cartman: Your cousin is handicapped.
Li Ming: According to the family tree, he is.
Cartman: Haha, you cousin was handicapped! Who would've thought.
Li Ming: Remember the time you blew up my old house and Valmer warned me to get out before we're done for?
Cartman: What? Oh yeah I remember when Agora tells me to burn it down.
Li Ming: Did you say Agora?
Cartman: Yeah?
Li Ming: I remember Agora doing her scheme before she was ass-raping you.
(The kids run out of the school for Spring Break and Li Ming gets ran over by them)
Li Ming: Mother Mercy... How I never seen that coming? Wait a second... (Gets up and doesn't see her cousin) Don't tell he ran off with them...
Kyle: You there!
Li Ming: Kyle?
Kyle: What's that container?
Li Ming: It's the Pail of Ranma 1/2! Agora gave it to me on my birthday where you use cold or hot water in the bucket. If you poor cold water on yourself, you become a sexy lady. So the question is, do you want Cartman to stop making fun of you if you use cold water on yourself?
Kyle: I... I think so?
Li Ming: It's A Deal! (Gives Kyle the Pail of Ranma 1/2)
Kyle: Okay... (Takes the Pail of Ranma 1/2 and runs towards his house and into the bathroom for filling the bucket) Come on! You can do this for your family and your brother...
Gerald: Son, how was day at school?
Kyle: I'm right in the bathroom taking a dump.
Sheila: Alright then, sweetie.
Kyle: I can do this... (Poors cold water all over himself, starts shivering due to the water being cold, starts anxiety with stress, and gets a dress out of the bag for girls)
Gerald: Son? Are you okay? Son, can you hear me?
Kyle: AAAAAAAAGH! Don't come in, dad! Arrrrgh! (Gets his headgear and clothes off to change)
Sheila: Son, are you okay? Sweetheart, answer me! Please!
Kyle: Argh! (puts the dresss on and combs his curly, girl hair) I'm done now! (pants)