South Park - The Sequel

by PrincessAurorus

After the cancellation, Stan realizes it wasn't over yet. It was time to meet up with Li Ming and his friends. Li Ming insisted that Agora is added again and this time she's cursing their homeland. So it's to Stan and Kyle to go forth and break the curse to save South Park.

10. Do The Cartman

(Do the Cartman [parody of Do the Bartman from the Simpsons] plays as Cartman goes on the stage at school)

Yo! Hey what's happening, dude! I'm the kid who's absolute rude. I can damn legacy through art, man! First name, Eric. Last name, Cartman. I'm here today to kick up my bad phase. The next step to kick up a barf face! Now that you've got it, think if you can. Do up the move! That's the Cartman. Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Whoa! Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! Shake it out, man! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! Cartman! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! Uh-hu! Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! O-Rama! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! Whoa! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks! I got in trouble! Yeah, like all freaks! Teachers were yelling, mom was too! Because I took a dump in beef stew! Punishment Time, in the air lucks gloom! Laying myself, confined in my room. When all thus fails, nothing to go move. I turned the music, so I feel the groove! Hell, Yeah! Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Whoa! Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! Shake it out, man! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! Cartman! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! Uh-hu! Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! Check it! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! Whoa! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! Now, here's a damn beat that you can't deny. (Zonal Princess plays her saxophone and Cartman gets back to singing) Now, I'm in the house, feeling good to home, till' this chick starts jamming that damn saxophone. But, if it was mine! Mom will take it away. But, I'm still feeling good so that's okay. I'm up in my room just singing a song. Listen to the kick drum, kicking along. Yeah, Stan likes to rock! He's my number one. Though, I ain't bad cause I do the Cartman! Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Whoa! Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! Shake it out, man! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! Cartman! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! Move you body, if you got the notion! Move it! Front to back in a rock-like motion. Swing it! Move them hips from side to side, now. Don't ya' slip, just let your feet glide now! If you got groove, you can use it! Light rhythm in time with the music. You just might start a chain reaction! Hmm Hmm Hmmm... I am Cartman! Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Whoa! Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! I'm bad! I'm Bad! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! I'm really bad! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! Whoa! I'm bad! Everybody if you can do the Cartman. Shake your body! Turn it out if your bad, man! Front to back, side to side. Yes you can, can! Whoa! Everybody in the house do the Cartman! Ha Ha!