Author's Note: I'm back after a long vacation. While I'm here I might as well tell you stuff you didn't know about Heaven is a Place on Earth.

Boxer was originally going to be straight. His story was originally that he was sent down for the sin of Wrath, he would also have serious rage issues. In the end, I decided against it.

Socks' original story was that he was sent down with his brother for the sin of Greed. He was going to be a drug addict, but I decided that he should be a more likeable character.

Bra was originally going to be Brief's cousin and have the ability to speak. I didn't think this was a good back story, so I settled with the whole "clone" thing.

The four demons; Scanty, Kneesocks, Jockstrap, and Crewsocks were in the security room of City Hall watching the monitors. The screens showed the four angels in the lobby fighting off the army of darkness. Boxer and Panty were back to back shooting at any of the undead soldiers who approached them. Socks and Stocking were in the same position as their older siblings as they blocked or stabbed any of the knights who sung their weapons at them.

"One has to admire the one called Boxer's accuracy." Jockstrap commented. He was Scanty's clone and had the same green hair as hers, but it wasn't as long as hers because it only reached his upper neck. He wore the signature demon suit with pants and dress shoes and had two small horns on each side of his head like Scanty did. If he had his namesake out, then it would turn into two black and gold sawed off shot guns.

His "brother", Crewsocks, was Kneesocks' clone. Like her, he wore glasses and had her blue hair. It was fashioned like hers, but lacked the massive ponytail and was the same length as Jockstrap's. He wore the same suit his "brother" wore and had the unicorn-like horn in the center of his forehead. His weapons were two back and gold tomahawks and he knew how to use them. "I like the way he and the other one work in tandem…wonder how they would do without each other's help," he said.

Scanty noticed what she hoped to be mock-admiration coming from them. "You two seem eager to face them," she said.

"Yes, we are. Is it not the reason why we were made?" Jockstrap asked.

"No," Kneesocks said, "You both have a bigger purpose when the angels are killed."

"What would that be?" Crewsocks asked. Both the demon sisters smirked.

"Helping us rule Daten City," Scanty said.

….

Socks Anomie was still back to back to Stocking Anarchy, fighting off the undead knights. "Socks, I don't know how much longer we could do this." Stocking said to him. Socks' eyes shot around the room, looking for a way out, he noticed that the elevator doors were still open. He called to Brief and Bra.

"BRIEF! BRA! GET TO THE ELEVATOR AND HOLD THE OPEN DOOR BUTTON!" he yelled at the two geeks. Brief heard him from under the desk where he was hiding with Bra. He grabbed his clone's hand.

"C'mon Bra!" he yelled and took off from under the desk and ran towards the elevator, practically dragging his clone behind him. With cover fire from Boxer and Panty, they reached the elevator and held the button. Socks saw them.

"NOW! EVERYBODY, LET'S GO!" he yelled and took off with Stocking running behind him. Both angels deflected the blows of the soldiers as they ran. Their older siblings ran after them, firing at wildly at the horde around them. With some effort, all four angels reached the elevator.

"Close it now!" Socks yelled. Brief did as he was told and the elevator's door closed before the army of darkness could get any closer to them. He also pressed the top floor button; it was where they were going.

The elevator started up and all the angels breathed heavy sighs of relief. The next few seconds was just heavy breathing and awkward glances. Finally, Panty spoke up, completely out of now where. "Hey Boxer?" she asked.

"What?" the gay angel acknowledged, still breathing heavily.

"Have you ever masturbated in high heels?" she asked, totally serious.

"What the fuck…no! Where is this coming from?"

"I was just wondering; I haven't either." Panty said casually. Socks slammed a fist against the wall before stepping over to the other side of the elevator where she was standing. He grabbed her by the shoulders and pinned her against the wall, making a loud thudding noise.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, PANTY!?" he yelled, clearly pissed off.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked back, "I'm just having a conversation with Boxer."

"Oh, nothing's wrong with me. It's just that I'm a little pissed that you blew our cover! Now the entire building is under lock down, we can't get out, and everything in here wants us dead!" he yelled, "And you're acting like it's nothing! We could die in here, Panty!"

Panty pushed him away from her. "Just trying to make good of a bad situation," she said.

"You made this bad situation." Socks growled and then sighed. "Does anyone have a phone? We should call Garterbelt and tell him where we are."

"I do, Socks." Boxer said, and handed his brother his phone. Socks turned it on and frowned.

"…We have no service," he said.

"Maybe it's the metal shielding around this building," Brief said, "It's blocking the reception." Socks handed Boxer his phone back.

"Maybe we could try finding a phone," he said. Just then, the power went off and the elevator stopped. Stocking looked around the now dark elevator and saw a security camera in the corner. She walked over to it and plunged a sword in it.

"They must've shut the elevator down on us," she said.

"Then we better get moving." Socks said, "Hand me one of your swords." Stocking gave him Stripes II. Socks then began poking the ceiling of the elevator with the katana, trying to find a weak spot where they would get out. Finally, one of the tiles he it moved up as he poked it. He moved Stripes II away and then thrust it back up, harder this time. The tile was knocked out of its place, leaving a square hole above the angels and two geeks.

Socks handed Stocking her weapon back. He then jumped straight up and pulled himself out of the elevator. Once atop of the elevator, he saw that the door to the fifteenth floor was just above the car, they would be able to easily open the doors. Socks let his hand down into the elevator. Stocking was the first one to grab it and Socks pulled her up. Boxer was able to let himself up and then pull Panty up. Panty then helped Bra out, and Bra got Brief out.

Once everyone was atop of the elevator, Socks began pulling at the doors to the fifteenth floor to no avail. "Boxer, help me with these," he said. Boxer grabbed the left door while Socks grabbed the right. Together, they were able to pull them apart from each other and open the doors.

The six cautiously entered the fifteenth floor and they could all see that no members of the army of darkness were present in the hallway full of doors. "Well, no what?" Boxer asked.

"We try to find a power switch or something that could turn on the elevator again." Socks said. The group split up and began aimlessly opening doors along the hallway. Panty ventured ahead of them and opened one door; she turned on the lights and gasped.

"Hey guys! Over here!" she yelled. Socks, Boxer, Bra, Brief, and Stocking came over to her from the doors they were looking through. The room was just an ordinary office with ten desks. There didn't look to be a circuit breaker or switch anywhere.

"Uh, Panty, there's nothing here. It's just like the other rooms." Socks said. Panty shook her head in response.

"No it's not. Look, they have swivel chairs!" Panty said, entering the room and sitting on one of the ten said chairs and spinning around on it. Socks pinched his forehead.

"Panty…I know you're trying to make the best of a bad situation, and I'll admit; that does look fun, but we clearly don't have time for this. This floor won't be safe for long," he said. Panty angrily looked at him.

"You have been nothing but a fucking wet towel, Socks. Do you have sand in your mangina or something?" she teased.

"I'm not a wet towel." Socks said and turned to Boxer in back of him. "Boxer, am I being a wet towel or am I trying to help you guys?" Boxer wasn't in back of him. He turned around and saw his brother spinning around on a swivel chair next to Panty.

"Weeee." Boxer sang as he spun around. He stopped when he realized Socks was looking at him with distain. "I'm sorry, what?" Boxer asked his younger brother.

"Am I being a wet towel?" Socks repeated, sighing.

"…Kind of." Boxer honestly responded. Brief and Bra went over to swivel chairs of their own and began spinning. Bra had her arms in the air like she was on a rolling coaster while Brief was laughing softly. Soon they began wheeling around the room.

"C'mon guys, we could die in here!" Socks shouted.

"Then let's live today like our last one!" Panty shouted back.

"She does make a strong argument, Socks" Stocking said. She then walked over to a chair and started spinning and wheeling around the room. Socks looked defeated.

"No…Stocking you too?"

Stocking wheeled her chair in front of her. "It's actually kind of fun. I think they oil the wheels or something. You have to try it," she said.

"No," Socks responded.

"C'mon Socks, for me?" Stocking asked, staring into his eyes with large puppy dog ones. Socks eventually succumbed.

"Fine…" He waked over to a chair and sat down. Socks then pressed his feet to the desk in front of him and pushed off it. He wheeled across the room.

….

"We lost sight of them." Kneesocks said, looking through the security monitors.

"…I think I found them." Scanty said, looking at one of the smaller screens. Kneesocks looked at the monitor label.

"Office #12B? What are they doing there?" she asked.

"Take a look." Scanty said. She moved aside so Kneesocks could see. The one horned demon was greeted with a video of the four angels and two geeks having a swivel chair derby in the office. They had huge smiles on their faces.

"…They are playing with our swivel chairs…" Kneesocks muttered.

….

The angels' swivel chair derby was interrupted when they heard the ding of the elevator down the hall. "Hey the elevator is working again. How convenient." Boxer said.

"Alright then, let's go. It's been fun." Socks said and began to get up from his chair, but Panty stopped him.

"Let's race there," she said. Socks raised an eyebrow.

"Down the hall…in these?" he said. Panty nodded excitedly. "Let's do it."

Panty looked at Socks in disbelief. "Really, you're not going say no or be a pansy about it?"

"You got me to see the light. Let's do it." Socks repeated. Panty fist pumped and pushed her chair out into the hallway. Everyone else followed her actions. Once they were all out in the hall, they lined up like race cars and got in their chairs.

"READY! SET! GO!" Panty yelled, and quickly started wheeling down the hall. Boxer followed her with Bra and Brief behind him. Stocking and Socks stayed behind the group.

They came to a turn in the hallway that would take them straight to the elevator. Before Panty could push off the wall, Boxer came out of nowhere and nailed her against the hall. "Street rules!" he shouted and pushed off the wall, gaining first place. The two geeks passed by Panty, when Brief went by, she grabbed onto his chair, using him to pull her.

Boxer's chair suddenly hit a bump in the floor and he fell to the ground. He looked back from on the floor and saw Bra fall off her chair over his and land on his. Within seconds, Brief and Panty joined the dog pile after crashing into their fallen chairs.

Socks and Stocking went around the pile up; Socks took the left and Stocking the right. But, when they came around it, they crashed into each other. Socks fell on his back before Stocking landed on top of him. He regained his vision and looked up and Stocking, she looked back down at him, their faces only inches away from each other. There was an awkward silence between the two Goths. "Hi…" Socks said, not knowing what to say for the first time in his life.

"Hi…" Stocking answered back, equally as clueless as he was.

"Uh, Socks…" Panty said, nervously. Socks looked over to her.

"What?" he asked. Panty pointed ahead toward the elevator. Socks looked over in said direction.

The elevator doors were open and it seemed ready to move. The only problem was that it was guarded by a group of members from the army of darkness. The undead knights looked down at the angels.

Slowly, Bra and Brief got up off Boxer and Panty. The two blonde angels slowly withdrew their weapons as they got up afterwards. Stocking got off Socks and they did the same with their weapons. A small part in Socks wished that Stocking didn't get off of him; the same could be said for Stocking.

Bra and Brief were behind the four armed angels. Stocking made the first attack; she separated the knight at the front's torso from his lower body with one swift swing with one of her katanas. "GO!" she yelled.

The angels charged at the group of undead knights with the geeks following behind them, keeping their distance from the action. Boxer sucker punched an unexpected knight to the ground before shooting its head with an Uzi. Socks and Stocking slashed away at any one of them that might be in front of them. Panty shot any that came close to her, usually right between the eyes.

They reached the elevator and looked back. The entire group of knights was lying on the floor either shot or sliced up. Boxer held the elevator door open. "Ladies first," he said.

Bra, Panty, and Stocking entered the elevator followed by Socks, Brief, and Boxer. The elevator doors then began closing slowly. The angels were unaware, that the first knight, the one Stocking sliced in half, was still alive. The upper half of the body reached for a nearby axe that one of its fallen comrades used. It picked it up and threw it at Boxer, who had his back turned towards it.

Socks noticed the knight taking aim. "BOXER! WATCH OUT!" he yelled and ran up to Boxer and pushed him out of the way. Boxer fell the floor of the elevator, while the axe embedded itself into Socks' back.

The elevator doors closed as Socks fell to his knees and then onto his stomach.

"SOCKS!" Boxer and Stocking yelled.

TO BE CONTINUED