How are ya doin? I went on a surprise camping trip and I mean surprise, I was told to pack my crap and go. It's good to be home and not hauling 30 crabs out of the water a day. Alright so after some thought I decided that fem Alucard's name would be Morgana because like Alucard it isn't a name that you commonly hear when it comes to vampires and it still manages to not sound like some random name. Thanks to Hanipman for the FEM Alucard's name, Shadow Juubi Overlord for the names for Naruto's guns,
and to all others who tried to help. THANK YA

Hellsing is owned by Kouta Hirano and Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto

I would also like to say that Naruto is not a demon he just has an infinite amount of chakra now. He just gained all of the kyuubi's chakra and made it his own. With that being said vote for your choice on whether Naruto becomes a vampire or not in your reviews. GUESTS DO NOT COUNT! SORRY!

Naruto waited in silence, just waiting for the woman to return with her 'master'. He didn't quite understand that, she didn't look like a slave or a servant. Naruto just let it go and try to get answers when she returned with her master. In the time he laid in his hospital bed he thought about many things. Where was he? Was it enemy territory? If he was how would he get home? Would he have to fight his way out?

The door suddenly opened and in walked a tall woman in a black business suit quickly followed by someone who he could only assume was her butler. The woman that he saw earlier however wasn't with them and made him wonder why he was disappointed that she wasn't there. He discovered that he was in fact a butler when he was told by the woman to go and get her some tea to drink. As the man left the woman turned to him and after several minutes finally spoke.

"Well I suppose I will have to start the conversation. For starters who are you?" The woman bluntly asked.

Naruto, being the smart ass that he was the vast majority of the time, decided to respond, "Isn't it polite to give your own name before asking for someone theirs?"

The woman while obviously not happy about this still told Naruto her full name, "Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, now that you know my name it's your turn."

Naruto gave his usual giant grin and replied, "Naruto Uzumaki, genin of Konohagakura!" He said this with as much enthusiasm as an impatient child wanting his favorite treat.

At his extremely happy reply Integra couldn't help but grow a small grin of her own, "Well you currently don't seem like you even need to be in this hospital bed anymore."

"I don't feel like I should even be in here I feel great!" Naruto was strangely happy at this point for some reason. He couldn't understand why but he felt that he didn't need to worry about being hated for things beyond his control. At this point he decided to see if he could stand up on his own or he would need some help. He was happy to see that this was easily accomplished.

Integra was surprised that he could move his legs at all with him not moving them for four years. She nearly had a heart attack when she saw him standing, WITHOUT ANY HELP WHATSOEVER. If she hadn't had a blood test done to see if he was human she would have thought he was a vampire.

Although Naruto was still curious as to where he was a thought crossed his mind, "Excuse me by any chance did a black haired boy land here with me?"

Integra's face suddenly lost the shocked look that it had and gained a serious one, "Yes he was already dead and we didn't know if he was a vampire or not. We burned his body and threw the ashes into a river."

Naruto expression suddenly became one of relief, "good I was afraid the crazy bastard had survived...Wait what's a vampire?"

"A vampire is something that feeds on the blood of others to survive. Normally this would cause us to want to kill any one we see but we have an arrangement with one and that is if she kills rouge vampires for us than we shall not try to kill her." Integra didn't want to tell him that she was actually the Hellsing family's slave until she knew he wouldn't do anything. "Anyway your obviously well enough to move around so you don't need any medical treatment, you won't fit in any clothes of the clothes you were wearing so Walter will bring you some soon.

With that said she left the room and Naruto was alone for a few minutes. While Naruto waited for his clothes he started thinking about what he had learned. Vampires,
he didn't think that there was anything like that in Konoha and if they were as big of a threat as Integra had made them out to be then everyone would know about them back home. Naruto was beginning to suspect that he wasn't any where near Konoha. Then he suddenly remembered the multiple flashes of images that he saw before he blacked out. He suddenly realized two things, one he was sent to another dimension, and two he felt taller than he remembered. Naruto then noticed a mirror on a table a few feet away and decided to look into it. What he saw made him shout in surprise. He was older, not by much but still he had aged a good four years. His hair had grown extremely long while he was out of it. It reached to to his lower back. Nothing else really changed. Just then Walter came back into the room and gave Naruto a plain white t-shirt and a pair of jeans.

When he looked in the mirror after he got dressed it occurred to him that the clothes he was given looked very plain. He was wondering where he could get some clothes that he would want to wear when the old man spoke for the first time." If you are dissatisfied with your clothing we can easily get you more in a day or two."

Naruto, still not really trusting any one until he got more information on were he was just nodded. He still didn't know what these people wanted from him for the medical attention or if they could be trusted for that matter. Just then Integra walked back inside and started telling him that they needed to get his shoe size.

"A ten and half, I have a few questions of my own to ask you." Naruto stated. He was going to get his answers or just leave.

"Very well I will answer your questions depending on what they are." Integra replied

"Alright where am I?"

"England"

"Is there any work for someone with combat training?"

"Yes, several."

"Were is the closest one that won't ask questions about my past?"

"Your standing in it's headquarters."

"Got a position I could fill?"

This was the first good bit of luck Naruto had had in a while. He didn't have a job,a place to stay, or money and he just happened to land in a place that could probably give him the first two at the price of most, if not all of the third. Even if he wouldn't get any money he wouldn't complain he didn't know anything about the world he was in. He just hoped he could work here. Wherever here was didn't really matter because it seemed like he would never get back to Konoha and this Hellsing Organization seemed to kill things that sound like they would normally kill every living thing that they set their sights on.

"We always have new positions to fill." Integra replied with a smirk. She may just get a new and by the looks of things very powerful new warrior to battle all of the freaks and monsters with.

"So when do I start?" Naruto asked

"Right now, I have things I need to do but in the meantime go look around the manor. I'll call you on the intercom when I have your first mission ready. Just stay away from my room. " Integra replied, and with her piece said she left the room. Naruto quickly gathered his thoughts and decided to do as she said and started exploring his new place of employment.

Naruto was just walking through the manor trying to familiarize himself with the area when he noticed a small line going down a wall. He followed it up and then it curved to the side and went down again. He quickly realized this was an entrance so he decided to open it. He saw what looked like the entrance to a dungeon and against every shred of commonsense that he had started going down the torch-lit stone staircase. Eventually he came across a room that had nothing in it but a table,
a bottle of wine(that was actually filled with blood), and a chair. And in that chair was the woman that he had talked to when he first woke up. Thankfully this time her suit didn't look like it would break apart. She still had a massive smile on her face but this time it wasn't that bad because her teeth were normal sized as apposed to teeth that looked like they would go well in a tyrannosaurs rex's mouth. If anything now it just looked mischievous, a lot like his own grin now that he thought about it. He was pulled out of his musing by the woman.

"I'm surprised no one has ever found this place unless they already knew about it." She said

"In my old profession You had to catch the slightest thing out of place on just a glance or you could fall into a deadly trap." Naruto replied

"That's interesting, what was your profession?" She asked

"Well it was in another dimension so I doubt you could find anything similar here but I was a ninja, and I'm sorry to change the subject so suddenly but I never got your name." Naruto said

The woman's grin grew bigger" I suppose I haven't told you yet have I? My name is Morgana"

"It's nice to meet you Morgana my name is Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Like-wise, not that it wasn't nice to officially meet you the armory is down the hall and you could use some guns." Morgana told him.

"Alright it was nice meeting you." Naruto shouted as he ran out of the room.

'Hmm, things will certainly be more amusing with him around. At least he is much more pleasing to look at than...every one I have ever met really.' Morgana thought to herself with her usual borderline arrogant confident way but towards the end confused.(1)

Naruto made his was through the hall he was directed through and eventually came to a huge room and what he saw in the room both exited and frightened him. There were shelves upon shelves stuffed to the brim with weapons. He suddenly remembered that he had no kunai or shurikan and he didn't think that he would find any here. He was about to leave when he saw two things that caught his eye. It was a pair of desert eagles. One was gold and the other was black. He picked them up and quickly figured out how to use them(along with putting a small hole in the wall. He took them to the shooting range that was built into the armory. He then proceeded to blow gaping in the targets. When he finished there was more bullets left in Naruto's guns than there was gel left on the target dummies. Naruto then grinned but before he could have more fun the intercom started up and he heard Integra's voice "Naruto your first mission will begin soon. Morgana you will be going as well." The intercom then went off and Naruto couldn't help but grin at the fact that not only was he already working, but his first job was with Morgana. He didn't know why but he felt like he could trust her, both in the field or about every day things that he wanted to tell some one.

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Naruto, Morgana, Integra, and a few of her un-named and unimportant soldiers were on their way to Cheddar. During the trip Morgana took note of Naruto's duel Desert Eagles and told him that those were meant for some one whose body could hold much more stress than a humans could. He just smirked and told her that before they were told about their mission he had destroyed a good amount of their practice dummies. Morgana's response to this was to grin and say that if he could do that without any problems then his body was far stronger than any normal humans was and that she would love to spar with him some time. Naruto just grinned and rapidly shook his head up and down, something that greatly amused both Morgana and Integra. Eventually they landed and Started heading in the direction of the village of Cheddar. When they got to a cross road Integra turned to Morgana and Naruto and said "Now I want you two to go to what remains of the village of Cheddar and kill the vampire that has killed the population."Naruto and Morgana just nodded and they separated from the others. They kept walking until they found their target an ugly man who was molesting a police girl. Normally this would have pissed Naruto off to the point were he would just charge in and beat the crap out of rapist, but the small army of ghouls surrounding him made that just a bit difficult, however he couldn't stop the angry look that appeared on his face. It was then that Morgana made their presence known by releasing a fraction of a percent of her power. The vampire was worried but when he saw that it was just two people he got his cockiness back. His grin damn near split his face when he saw Morgana. He was about to say something stupid when Naruto shot him in the heart with an enraged look on his face. This made Morgana grin for two reasons. One because she saw the look too and was disgusted that such a weak, little, idiotic vampire thought that he could have her and he just got a bullet through the heart and two she saw the look of rage on his face just before he shot the little bastard meaning he cared about her, but then she frowned because she felt a strange warm feeling in her chest and thought to herself, 'I will have to ask Master about this later'. He didn't like rapists, that much was obvious, but if that was all that angered him then why, when the vampire had such a lustful gleam in his eyes did he go from angry to just plain pissed off.

It was then that they both realized something. The vampire, in a pathetic and cowardly attempt to live, had tried to use the police girl in his grasp as a shield to block the bullet. She did block the bullet, for all of one millisecond. It went straight through her and then through the vampires heart, but this whole thing reignited Naruto's rage and in a flash he was in front of the vampire shoving a rasengan through his head...and torso...and pretty much everything else too. In the end all that was left was a bloody smear one the ground.

With their master dead the ghouls just fell to the ground and truly died. However neither of the Hellsing operatives were watching this. They were focused on the police girl that was dying in front of them.

"The bullet tore through your heart, you dying." Morgana told the girl.

"I'm sorry the bastard used you as a shield, but I saw a shot and I took it. I really wish you weren't hit." Naruto stated with genuine remorse clearly showed on his face.

The girl couldn't talk but the look in her slowly dimming eyes told him that she understood.

"Their is a way to save you but you would never be human again, you would be a draculina, a creature of the night that feeds on the essence of the living, you would feed off their blood." Morgana told her with a grin on her face. She didn't know why but despite not even talking to this girl she already liked her. Maybe it was because she so readily excepted death like she has wanted to for so long. This train of thought suddenly ended when a strange voice in her head(2) suddenly said, 'but you don't want to just die any more, you want to see what it's like to truly live.' 'What does that mean exactly?' Morgana asked the voice. 'You'll learn one of these days.' The voice said with a chuckle at the end.

This confused Morgana, but then she got back on topic "Is that something you are willing to accept?"

The girl used all the strength she had left to nod and with that Morgana did two things. She told the police girl that "Tonight was a very beautiful night" and she lowered her mouth to the girl's neck and bit it. Naruto just stood back, watched on and thought one thing. 'Things and going to get even more interesting with her around, Morgana seems like she could use a friend.

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Alright so the ACTUAL second chapter is done

AGAIN I need to know soon if you want Naruto to become a vampire. Remember he is not a demon so at the moment he is a human with insane regeneration and par with Morgana. Vote in the reviews guests will not count Sorry.

(1) She had hidden the fact she was female from her people when she was human and as a vampire she made every one believe she was male. She doesn't understand the concept of love...YET, she will. Naruto will help with that.

(2) It's her conscience. As a vampire Morgana doesn't think twice about killing, so her conscience morphed into something inside her that is still a little human that she can converse with.

Thank you all who are reading this and giving support and to all who don't like it and are going to criticize me all I can say is SCREW YOU you don't like it don't read it any more. PEACE