HE ISN'T STILL IN NARUTO, HE IS DEAD SO STOP ASKING ME ABOUT HIM! Now then, I was asked an interesting question. 'Alucard was like Seras' father after she was turned in canon so does that make femAlucard and Naruto her mom and dad. I suppose it's however you perceive it as. It could be seen as a brotherly or sisterly love or a parent giving advice to their kid. Alright, on with the story of the Nolife queen and her husband to be.
I would also like to say I'm sorry that I didn't update on time but I have been helping my mom move for the past week and I haven't had much time to write. Sorry about that.
One more thing, people have asked me if they will have kids and the answer to that is yes but it will be waaaaay down the road.
OH! and the lemon's in my story list. Props to Yinshadow
Naruto was so happy from the event that happened last night that he woke up with a grin on his face. When he looked over at Morgana he saw she was smiling even if she was asleep. She had officially made him the luckiest bastard alive. He looked at the clock and noticed that they didn't have to get up for a few more hours so he went back to sleep.
In a desert city, turned war zone a group of men were fighting. The whole thing was a rebellion against the royal rulers of the are and the group of men, the Wild Geese, were on contract for the royal family. They were doing their job when people loyal to the royal family dropped bombs close to their position.
Two of the men ran to join the rest of their group. They ducked behind a stone structure and one shouted, "Tell those assholes their supposed to bomb the other guys."
The man he was shouting at yelled back, "Inbred motherfuckers don't give a shit. They got a dozen sisters waiting at home to knock up."
One man, trying to lighten the mood little shouted, "That's not bad. It works out to like two a day if you don't count Sunday."
Suddenly their leader shouted, "Shut up, shape up, and put your head back in the game! They dropped the bombs on us because we don't matter, we mean nothing." He suddenly turned and said with a large grin, "They blow us up and buy new ones. I think we can all agree theirs no shortage of idiots willing to shoot guns for money."
Suddenly someone shouted, "Captain, we've just received word that the palace has surrendered."
He was shocked that some they just gave up, "That's just pathetic. Couldn't they at least try and put up a fight."
One of the men quickly said, "I guess the civil war is over and we're out of the job, huh Captain Bernadotte?"
'Captain Bernadotte' just gave a small grin and answered, "I've been working on something...AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CALL ME PIP!?"
The man groaned and told him, "Whatever, please tell me the next job isn't another sand trap." He was practically begging.
One of the men from the rebellion peaked out from behind, saw that all of the Wild Geese were there and tried for a sneak attack.
Pip saw this out of the corner of his eye and and quickly threw a knife at him. The knife flew through the air and stuck itself in the man's neck.
As the man fell dead Pip answered, "There will be no sand where we're going. The next job, It's in a city of fog." He was going to enjoy working in London.
Morgana woke up before Naruto did. She looked over at him and then slowly began turning her head towards her hand. She hoped that it wasn't just a dream. When she saw the ring she she nearly shouted in happiness. It was true! She was going to marry the man of her dreams. After she calmed down a bit she checked the clock. It was time for them to wake up. She woke him up by rubbing his shoulder. He woke up with half-lidded eyes.
"Hmm, Morgana *yawn* what is it?" He asked
Morgana grinned and said, "It's time to get up and I would rather my fiance and I not be late meeting our new comrades."
Naruto was awake suddenly and quickly looked at the ring on Morgana's finger. After he saw it he let out a sigh and fell back in the coffin smiling, "It wasn't a dream. I thought I wound up not having the guts to do it."
Morgana layed down with him and lifted her hand up so the ring was seen by the both of them, "You did propose last night and I said 'yes'. I can't think of an instant where I was happier than I am now." She had had several good and happy times over the years, but nothing came close to the thrill she got when Naruto proposed.
Naruto was grinning like an idiot at this point. Everything was going great for him. He was going to marry the love of his life, he would be able to be with her for damn near ever, and he was stronger than ever. He also seemed to have grown a full foot last night for some reason, now he was a good six foot ten inches.
He wanted to stay in 'bed' with her but he had a lot to do today and he let Morgana know that, "Morgana, we both have a lot to do today. I need to get new swords before anything happens and Integra said that she hired mercenaries to fill in our lack of men. We have to go and meet them."
Morgana was a bit disappointed but she could live with it. She was going to marry the man after all. However she had a way for them to spend more time together and for Naruto to still get his new swords. "Naruto, I think I have the perfect solution for your sword problem." After she said this two claymores came out of her shadow storage. One looked like it should belong to god himself. The handle and guard were made out of gold with three strips of black leather on the handle. The blade was was easily six feet long and it had symbols running along the bottom part of the blade.
The other blade looked like it could belong to the devil himself. The handle looked like it was made from bone, but it was clearly some kind of metal. It had spikes on the bottom of the handle. The handle towards the blade however was where it really started to became demonic. It looked like the upper-half of a human's skeleton except for the spikes at random areas and and on the skull's forehead. The blade was the most intimidating thing about it though. It was the exact same length as the other sword was (convenient, isn't it) and it quickly widened towards the tip of the blade, before curving into an incredibly sharp point.
Naruto stared at the blades for a few seconds before turning to Morgana and asking, "Where did you get these? They're amazing."
She just grinned, "Well the first one I got from the Queen of England as a gift for killing a Nazi division that was trying to create a vampire army. It was made with a mixture of blessed silver and another mixture of Chromium and Tungsten. It's pretty much unbreakable and it won't dull at all. The queen gave it to me but she told me that I can do anything I want with it, even give it to someone. So I'm giving it to you. The other was from a demon worshiping cult that had somehow gotten their hands on a sword from hell. They were sacrificing humans for a few years before I finally went to kill them. After they were dead I touched the sword and something tried to take over my body. It was quickly eaten and absorbed and all that was left was a sword made from demonic metal. It can't be broken by anything on Earth. I don't use swords, except when I release every restraint, I have my own sword for when I do that so I think using these would be a good idea." She finished with a grin at the end.
Naruto wordlessly picked up both blades and held them in his hands. He didn't know why, he'd never held claymores before, but they felt right in his hands. He swung the swords once to see how they felt and they were perfect. He grinned at Morgana and gave her a kiss while saying, "Thanks, they're perfect." Naruto suddenly grew a bloodthirsty grin(1) and said, "I can't wait till I can use them."
Morgana couldn't hold back the enormous grin that appeared on her face. She loved Naruto the way he was but this new battle-loving attitude of his was still something that she found, honestly, incredibly arousing.(She's a vampire, what do expect)
Naruto, finally calming down and putting his new swords into his gloves, reminded her, "As great as these swords are, we still need to go and meet our new co-workers."
Morgana sighed and said a quick, "alright" and they were out the door and heading towards the room where the Wild Geese were assembled.
The Wild Geese had all piled into a room in the Hellsing manor. They were starting to get annoyed with not knowing what they doing in London when they were usually in battle torn areas.
One man finally asked, "Captain Bernadotte, what are we doing here? Has a war started in London?"
Another man spoke up as well, "Since when did we become security guards?"
At this point someone else voiced his opinion, "Are we just stroking some fat cat's ego?"
Pip just sat in his chair with a grin on his face and waited until his men were done with their complaints and finally told them, "I can't believe this. I don't know how to put this so I'll give it to you straight. We're here to get rid of monsters."
None of the men could believe what they were hearing and one voiced his opinion, "Get rid of monsters?"
Two men thought Pip was messing with them, "Yeah right."
Integra had just entered the room when Pip had begun talking and she heard what his men said. She decided to correct them, "It's true. Your enemy is a vampire who gains immortality by drinking human blood. Our job is to carry around garlic and holy water, put a stake in it's heart, chop off it's head, burn it's corpse, and sprinkle it's ashes at the crossroads. For more information, read your Bram Stoker." Integra couldn't help but grin at the end. That last bit was a little bit of a joke after all.
The men, however, were still unconvinced, "That's ridiculous."
"There's no such thing as vampires."
Integra answered with absolute certainty, "You just don't know about them. Or to be more precise, you've never been told. Formed one hundred years ago, our Royal Order of Religious Knights, Hellsing, has been working in secret for a long time with the intended purpose of fighting vampires. If you still don't get it, then take a good look for yourselves." As she said this she pointed towards Seras who had appeared on the wall on the far-side of the room.
Everyone looked at the wall and saw Seras standing there like she was there the entire time. She also looked like she hadn't gotten any sleep all night.
Pip, not believing this let out a surprised, "What?" and walked over to Seras. He gained a huge grin as he got closer. This girl looked like she wouldn't hurt a fly.
He couldn't keep a straight face, "H-Hold on a sec. You're a vampire?"
Normally Seras would be nervous at meeting someone in this situation, but here's the thing. Seras isn't a morning person to begin with. Add in the fact that she hadn't gotten any sleep and she is ready to bite someones head off.
She quickly said to him, in a voice that clearly promised pain, "Yes, I am. Now go the hell away."
Pip just laughs and says, "If you're a vampire, then I am Frankenstein's monster." He had a massive grin on his face as he moved his arms towards Seras.
She just flicked him on the forehead, sending his head flying back and began flicking him in the head until, with the last flick, sent him flying back into his men.
They shouted in worry, "C-C-Captain!"
Pip sat up holding his head, shouting, "She's a monster! I didn't see it coming, not even a sign! She just poked me in the forehead and my whole head's swimming. Is she really a vampire?" He was pondering all of this when Morgana's voice became heard by everyone.
She began fazing through the wall, telling them, "Damn right she is. She may be the lowest of the low, but a vampire is still a vampire." As she came into the room completely all of the men grew a perverted grin.
Pip tried to be smooth despite having blood on his face, "Well, who might you be, you little angel.
Naruto, having guessed something like this would happen, walked through the wall on the other side of the room and turned into his werewolf form. He grinned and told them, "Her name is Morgana and she also happens to be my fiance." He gained a massive grin when, with all their backs still turned to him, their shoulders all slumped and they all let out a disappointing groan.
Pip looked behind him and, upon seeing Naruto, screamed and jumped a good nine feet away. Naruto and Morgana both began roaring with laughter, Integra watched with an grin, Pip's reaction was funny and she heard the fiance bit. When Seras heard the fiance comment she was wide awake and slack jawed. She knew that they were together,
they were the ones that kept her up last night, they were fucking loud, but to hear that they were engaged was still a shocker.
Naruto, still laughing, turned back into his human form and walked over to Morgana. When he got there he put his arm around her and, after they managed to finally get their laughter under control, looked at the gawking crowd.
Naruto, after getting uncomfortable with the silence decided to end it in a quick way and said, "Alright good talk. If you need me or Morgana we'll be outside on the sparring grounds." They had been spending a lot of time their and they both loved every second of it.
They were about to leave when Seras snapped out of her shock and shouted, "Since when are you two engaged!?"
Morgana grinned and lifted the hand that had her ring on it and told her, "since last night."
Seras suddenly went back to looking incredibly tired because of the surprise wearing off and just mumbled, "Well good luck to the both of you. I hope you have many years of happiness."
Integra walked over to the two and told them, "Congratulations you two and Naruto," As she looked at him her eyes gave him a glimpse into something worse than hell, a woman that had the potential to ruin his now immortal life. "if you make Morgana unhappy I will use everything at my disposal to make your life miserable."
Naruto grinned and told her, "That won't be an issue, ever." After he said this he leaned down and kissed Morgana on the forehead.
Integra, pleased with his answer, turned to the Wild Geese and began addressing them, "You'll be accompanying Naruto and Morgana on their missions. You'll also be guarding their coffin when they sleep."
The men were freaked out for a second, and one man shouted/asked, "They sleep in a coffin!? Their insane!"
Integra looked at the man like he was stupid, "Morgana's a vampire and Naruto's a werewolf. Did you think they slept in a normal bed?"
The man, suddenly feeling like a dumbass, didn't say anything and just sat down.
Integra just turned to our resident ass-kickers and told them, "There was a piece of mail today that was extremely surprising." As she said the she pulled out a letter.
"It come from the Iscariot organization. The leader of the organization to be exact. His name is Enrico Maxwell and he is borderline insane. He wants to meet about something. We'll be leaving for the location they wanted to meet at right away."
Naruto and Morgana were wondering what she found so interesting about the letter until she mentioned the sender. They both grew huge grins, this was going to be fun.
After they had gotten to the museum where they were meeting, they began looking at all of the painting...well Integra was. Naruto and Morgana had found the broom closet. I'll leave that to your imagination.
Integra was staring at a painting when she heard talking, "It's such a beautiful collection and look how well the museum has maintained everything."
The talking was coming from a man with long silver hair tied into a ponytail and he was wearing a purple vest. The other man looked like he was just an assistant.
They stopped and looked at Integra. After a moment of silence the man with silver hair turned to his assistant and said, "It seems wer're a bit late. Hello, sorry to keep you waiting." He began walking towards Integra but she shouted, "That's far enough!"
He stopped with a confused look on his face as she continued, "What business does the Vatican have here? The Iscariot organization of all things?"
Enrico had an almost sad smile on his face as he answered, "Oh this is no good. Looks like we're not liked here." He reached up to take off his glasses, "First, let me introduce myself. I'm Iscariots leader, Enrico Maxwell. It's an honor to meet you."
Integra wasn't interested in flattery, "I don't care who you are. Tell me why you're here." She was ready to kick his ass after what happened in Badrick...even if the end result was hilarious.
Maxwell gave a sheepish grin and tried to dispel her anger, "Now, now, there's no reason to get upset. We didn't come here today to fight with you."
Integra decided to be a smartass for a moment, "That's good, for you anyway. I have my two strongest agents here and one already destroyed Anderson." She finished with a grin.
Maxwell's anger quickly spiked and he crushed his glasses in his hand, "Shut up! You got lucky, nothing more! You will never beat Iscariot. Not you, that sow of a vampiress and that foolish man that refused to join us."
Naruto, having just walked around a corner alone because Morgana wanted to make an entrance, heard what Maxwell said, snuck up behind him and grabbed his neck and said, "I was just going to scare the crap out of you but since you felt the need to insult my fiance, I'm going to kick your ass instead." He pulled his arm back and was about to punch him when Maxwell tried to save his own ass.
"Anderson!" And at the end of the hall Anderson suddenly appeared.
However instead of having something interesting to say he just had a stupid look on his face. He walked up to Naruto and, to the shock of Maxwell, started asking questions. "You're going to get married to that vampire!? She's an evil blood sucking monster! How can you even consider it!?"
Naruto decided to ask a question that had been bugging him, "Why do you constantly say she's evil? The hell did she do that thousands of people have done in the past?"
Anderson began listing his reasons, "She drinks the blood of the innocent, has caused millions of people to lose their lives, and abandoned god." He felt that he had made his point.
Naruto quickly shot down each and everything he had said, "Alright, in order, She drinks donated blood or the blood of the monsters she kills, so did disease and every psychotic leader in history, and she was about to die and she had fought in god's name her entire life. I would feel a bit pissed at him at that point too."
Anderson was quickly shut up and had a stupid look on his face(2). After he shook off the shock he turned to him and said, "Alright, fine but that doesn't mean I won't be getting payback for the state she left me in at Badrick."
Naruto sheepishly grinned and told him, "Um actually that was me. HEY, you did made Morgana think I was dead. That was a pretty dick move."
Anderson, while angry, had to agree with him, "Fine but DON'T DO IT AGAIN."
Naruto just grinned and nodded his head.
While this whole thing was happening, Maxwell was just watching with his mouth wide open like an idiot, Integra was trying not to laugh, and Morgana, having walked out of the wall to just stare at what she was happening in front of her. Anderson was supposed to be as crazy as Maxwell but he was having a normal(ish) conversation with Naruto.
Maxwell finally found his voice and shouted, "Anderson, what the hell are you doing!? Attack them!"
Anderson just looked at Maxwell and told him, "Why would I do that? He made a good point and there's a tour of old Japanese people coming this way." He pointed down the hall and, sure enough, there was a bunch of old Japanese people making their way to their location.
Integra, finally having enough of the stupidity, told Maxwell, "Well I think we're done here so let's go to the garden before you make yourself look like more of a horse's ass."
Maxwell just walked to the garden with his head down.
Anderson, Morgana and Naruto all just stared at their bosses retreating forms until Naruto finally said, "Soooo any one kill any interesting things lately?" With this question asked everyone began talking about their favorite fights. By the time Integra got back Anderson, Naruto, and Morgana would all be talking like they were old friends.
Integra couldn't believe what she was hearing, "So your telling me that you helped move a group of Nazis to South America and you knew that they had attempted to create an army of vampires?"
Maxwell grinned like he had done the greatest thing in the world, "That's right! We gave them our full support! Although Anderson has never been in favor of that choice for some reason."
He suddenly had his head firmly planted in the table and Integra was walking away with all of the information that the Vatican had, muttering about how stupid Iscariot was.
In the back there was a small, fat German man talking to himself, "Well that was boring and we've lost our strongest officer. Oh well, the war will be just as good as it would have been with him.
By the time they had gotten back to the Hellsing manor many things had changed. Naruto, Morgana, and Anderson all had a truce between each other where they wouldn't attempt to kill each other but if they were ordered they would fight, everyone knew about how retarded the Vatican was fifty years ago, and the three strongest people on the planet had made it clear to everyone that, if the situation called for it, they would be willing to work together.
Naruto was looking out a window at the Hellsing manor thinking about his life and past. It may have been absolutely terrible for years but he had something here that was great and he wasn't going to let it go. While he was thinking about this Morgana walked in and moved over to him.
Naruto looked behind him and, when he saw that it was Morgana, pulled her into a kiss.
After they pulled back Morgana asked Naruto, "What are you thinking about?"
Naruto gave a sigh and told her, "My past and how my life is just now getting good."
Morgana, not liking the fact that Naruto was thinking about how bad his life used to be, told him, "You should forget about all of the hard parts of your past, keep the good parts in mind, and look to the future."
Naruto turned to her with a grin and said, "I suppose you're right but there's so few of them it might not be worth it. The beatings, the glares, the attempted assassinations, it might be best if I just forget about my old home altogether."
Morgana was unhappy that his life was as terrible as it was, "Maybe that would be for the best if there was so few. Whatever you think is best for you, I suppose."
Just then Integra walked in, "Naruto, Morgana you have a mission. We need you to go to South America to find all you can on Millennium. If I know how idiots like them work they will either be trying or have tried to destroy everything related to their organization, so work as quickly as possible. Check into your hotel, get situated,
and get to work the next day so you can blend in."
Naruto and Morgana grinned at each other. Go to South America, check into a hotel and have the rest of the day and night to themselves. They could do that. What Integra said next put a damper on their plans.
"You'll also be taking the police girl with you." And like that it got just a little less fun. Seras wasn't a problem but if she was there they wouldn't have as much time to themselves. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Naruto told her, "All right fine. When do we leave?"
Integra answered with a grin, "Right now, Seras is asleep so I suggest you go and wake her up."
Morgana just grinned, "Actually I think I know a way for the police girl to get plenty of sleep." Her grin was pure evil when she said this, her shark-like teeth making the grin that much more wicked. Integra was wondering what she was talking about and Naruto was confused at first until he realized what she was planning and he gained a grin that was just as evil as Morgana's, his mouthful of dagger-like teeth making his grin look evil.
When Seras woke up everything seemed normal. It was dark but that was because her coffin was closed. She tried to open it but couldn't get it open. She kept struggling to get it open and she was starting to get freaked out. "Hello? Somebody open this thing!" What she didn't know was that Morgana had wrapped her coffin several times over in black leather, more than enough to keep Seras down.
Morgana, Naruto, and Pip were sitting around playing poker while their plane traveled towards their destination. They had only known each other for a few days but they were quickly becoming very good friends.
Pip understood that Morgana was going to marry Naruto so he didn't try anything but Seras, you couldn't keep him away from her if you tried. He was constantly trying to get a kiss from her.
At the moment Naruto and Morgana were basically trading chips. One of them won one hand and then the other would win the next. Pip learned very quickly that betting in large amounts was incredibly stupid. He lost a tenth of his chips on the first two hands and began using just one chip per hand. HE WAS STILL GETTING HIS ASS KICKED! He was down to one chip!
The captain (of the plane) suddenly went on the speaker, "We will be arriving in Rio de Janeiro in five minutes. Please prepare to leave."
Naruto, quickly trying to decide how they could find a winner said, "Alright, this last hand is all or nothing, deal?"
Morgana and Pip both agreed to this and put the rest of their chips into one last hand.
Pip had gotten his ass kicked the second he picked up his hand. He literally had nothing and he couldn't pull off a bluff against these two. He sighed and accepted defeat. Morgana and Naruto, however, had both gotten a royal flush. They had to split the pot!
They both began laughing and when they had finally calmed down Naruto said, "Well I guess this was a tie. We'll have to continue the game in private one of these days." He leaned in and whispered in her ear, "Maybe turn it into a game of strip poker."
Morgana did nothing but grin at Naruto.
They all began getting off the plane and going to the two cars that were there to pick them up. Naruto, Morgana, and Pip all piled into an SUV and drove towards the hotel they were staying at. Seras' coffin was loaded into the other car, a hurse, and began following them.
When they got to the hotel Morgana and Naruto quickly walked into their hotel and made their way to the front desk to check in.
The man behind the desk couldn't have been more than twenty and he was incredibly nervous. 'Why', you may be thinking. Well it's because he was looking at the most beautiful woman he had ever seen and one of the most intimidating men he had ever seen. To make matters worse they were in the same place together.
He was snapped out of his stupor when he saw Sera's coffin being brought in and twenty men attempting to carry in Naruto and Morgana's coffin.
He managed to get out, "Um sir, ma'am, your room is ready, you have the penthouse suite, but your luggage, we don't allow coffins in the hotel-"
He was quickly cutoff by Naruto suddenly saying, "It's fine. We have already talked to the owner and he has agreed to allow it."
The kid behind the desk was unsure on what to do so he called the hotel's owner to verify. After he got off the phone with the owner telling him they paid extra to be allowed the coffin, he quickly gave them their key and watched them leave. Or at least he would have if the twenty men could lift their coffin. Naruto, after getting impatient after five minutes of waiting, walked over and picked the coffin up and began carrying it in one hand like it was a sack of potatoes. Naturally everyone stared at this with wide eyes and slack jaws.
They made their way up to their room, when they were sure everyone was gone, let Seras out of her coffin.
It was still mid-afternoon, but Seras hadn't gotten any sleep because she was so worried as to what was going on. Now that she knew, she promptly picked up her coffin, went as far away from Naruto and Morgana as the suite would allow, and got in her coffin and went to sleep. She wasn't exactly happy with them, she had just woken up stuck in her coffin.
They never noticed a man behind a pillar, "Red Glove to White Sock. The guests has entered the hotel. I repeat! The guests has entered the hotel!"
Naruto and Morgana weren't tired in the least but they had nothing to do. They grinned at each other and Naruto tackled Morgana onto their coffin.
Lemon scene on my profile. Made by Yinshadow again. Guy's good at what he does.
There was a large group of men in a tent with a huge amount of equipment. They were all standing around a microphone. It seemed like one man was giving orders to someone, "The snipers are in place. Swat teams Yanan and Dagaran are both ready to go. Send them in! Commence storming operations! The three terrorists on the top floor are heavily armed. Commence storming operations immediately. They are to be shot on sight. I repeat. Do not worry about apprehending them. The terrorists are to be shot on sight." The man stopped talking into the microphone and another man spoke up to a middle age looking man wearing a brown business suit that was sitting in a chair, smoking a cigar. "You're okay with that, right, Mr. Tubalcain?"
The newly named Mr. Tubalcain just clapped his hands slowly and, with a grin on his face, told them, "Good, good, very good. You are close to granting yourselves access to the land of immortality."
When Naruto woke up the first thing he saw was lights flashing into all the windows. He looked out the window and saw what it was coming from spotlights. It also looked like hundreds of people were gathered around the front of the hotel.
Naruto walked over to Morgana and shook her awake.
She woke up rubbing her eyes, "MMM what is it?"
He told her, "We have company. It looks like it'll be military of the human variety."
She gave a grin, "Well it looks like this is going to be fun."
Naruto grinned back, "Ya it will be. So do you want to go for the big fish or the small fries?"
Morgana didn't really need to think about it, "I'll take the swat team. Maybe the police girl will get her first human kill this way."
Naruto walked over to the window, "Alright lets get to it."
He was about to jump out the window when Morgana yelled, "NARUTO!"
He quickly turned and shouted in worry, "WHAT!?"
Morgana just had amused grin on her face, "You should probably get some pants on before you head out."
Naruto looked down and noticed he was still completely naked. He gave Morgana an embarrassed grin and went to get his clothes out of his bag.
When he had gotten his clothes on he started talking to Morgana again, "So, anybody I should look for specifically?"
Morgana looked at him with her usual grin, "Just go for whoever looks like he shouldn't be there."
Naruto gave her a grin, "All right, see you after the jobs done." With this said he made walked towards Morgana and the window.
Before he got there however the lights went out and a helicopter with a news crew inside suddenly showed up outside one of their windows.
Thanks to Naruto and Morgana's heightened senses they were able to hear what the news anchor was saying, "This is NKT Brazil's Julio Eduardo reporting live from the hotel Rio de Janeiro, where tensions continue to mount. Just thirty minutes ago two armed terrorists killed several of the hotel's employees and guests."
Pip was watching the whole thing live on TV and did a very good and long spit-take, both ruining the TV and nearly choking himself to death.
The news anchor continued, "They are holed up on the top floor, having taken over a dozen people hostage."
Integra was on the phone with a member of the Round Table, "Yes, with respect to that, I'll get in touch with them." She paused for a second to listen to the man on the other end of the line. "No, I don't think that's the case." She stopped to listen to the angry rambling of the man on the other end of the phone. "You want to go to war that badly? You're starting to sound like a warmonger!" She didn't even wait to hear the response, she just slammed her phone down on the receiver.
On a tv in a small room the reporter was continuing with his report, "Here's the latest on the terrorist incident at the Hotel Rio. At this point, more than ten of the hotel's guests and employees are now confirmed dead."
Anderson was sitting in the dark watching the small TV he had in his room at his orphanage. "Don't do something stupid you two. Those men will die if they stand in your way but don't kill more men than you have to."
Integra had used the Hellsing computers to hack into the security cameras at the hotel and she was watching as three or four swat teams worth of men ran towards certain death.
Integra knew what was going to happen the second the swat teams arrived on the top floor. Morgana would kill them all and Naruto would either watch or go and kill the one that orchestrated the whole thing. Either way it would not be pretty.
Naruto and Morgana were more than ready for the swat team when they kicked down the door and began firing their guns. The men just emptied as many rounds as they could. Unfortunately for them Naruto was in front of Morgana and the bullets just bounced off of him when he was hit. The only thing it accomplished was destroying Naruto's only shirt. He looked over his shoulder at Morgana who grinned and nodded her head at him. He smiled back and ran at the window. He jumped out of it and fell to the ground below, forming a huge crater when he landed.
Morgana looked at the swat team and ran at them. The following slaughter would put a smile on any psycho's face. Morgana tore off limbs, ripped organs out of bodies,
and tore out at least five necks. By the time she was done there was a pile of bloody shreds on the ground and Morgana was standing in the middle of it all with a grin on her face. She hadn't had killed any normal humans in a very long. She looked over at the door and saw that the leader of the swat team had managed to hide and was trying to get out through the door. He saw that she was walking over to him and his efforts to open the door increased with panic. He tried everything he could think of to get the door open and get away from the monster that had destroyed the men under his command. He hadn't making any progress when Morgana had gotten over to him.
He knew he was going to die and the thought terrified him. He wanted it to end quickly so he shakily brought his pistol to his head and after a second to take in what he was about to do, he pulled the trigger. Morgana frowned at this, this coward wasn't even a dog! A dog would fight to the bitter end at least, he just killed himself before she could get a hold of him.
Although she was unhappy with the ending of her fun, she decided it was time to wake up Seras. Her coffin was made to be soundproof and she needed someone to wake her up so she wouldn't miss the whole thing. She needed to accept that she was a monster and killing humans would make that easier.
When she opened Seras' coffin she quickly shot up and began shouting just about every single word question possible, "WHO,WHAT,WHEN,WHERE?" She was only stopped because Morgana quickly covered her mouth. Normally Morgana would have a huge grin on her face when her fledgling said something stupid but this time it was just so random that she just stared at her with a sweat drop on the back of her head.
After she was sure Seras would stop talking she moved her hand and began telling her, "It seems like the enemy has brought the fight to us. We need to head to the bottom floor and you get to pave the way."
Seras was shocked to hear this and hoped it didn't mean what she thought it means. "Um can you possibly word that differently?"
Morgana grinned and told her, "It's exactly like it sounds. You're going to kill your first human as a vampire tonight."
Seras was getting close to having a panic attack, "Kill a human!? I'm not ready for that! How will I do it!? Will I be as crazy as a normal vampire after I kill someone for the first time!? Will I drink all of the blood that I see!? Will I stop feeling regret after I kill someone for the first time!? Will I-" She was finally silenced by Morgan's hand being placed over her mouth.
Morgana quickly decided that it might not be the best time for Seras to kill her first human. "ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'll kill them! Just stay here and wait until the gunshots stop." As soon as she said this she opened the front door to their condo sized room, closed it and gunshots began to go off in rapid succession.
Morgana was having a blast as usual when she was killing humans. They were just targets that exploded after all. They couldn't do anything other than shoot her but that didn't do them any good at all.
She had killed almost all of the men that were in her way to the elevator. When they were trying to close the door she quickly hypnotized one of the men and he began clicking the up button and, with the elevator already being on the top floor, the door just opened and stayed open. The man kept clicking the button while laughing like a maniac. His comrades couldn't get him away from the buttons so they settled for killing him and saving their own ass'. They were to late as Morgana placed both her guns in between the doors and forced them open. She quickly shot everyone in the elevator and called for Seras. When she opened the door to the hallway she saw her mistress at the end of the hall, but what almost made her throw up was all of the gore that was plastered all over the walls.
Morgana noticed this and gave her some advice, "Police girl, you need to deal with the fact that this will be an everyday occurrence for you. The only way to make it easier is to participate in the fights." She may be a monster but that doesn't mean she was heartless, it just didn't beat anymore.
Seras just nodded her head and, while making her way through 'flesh fields', she asked, "Mistress, where are we going now?"
Morgana answered, "By now Naruto will have gotten to the roof and killed the enemy, whoever that is." She said this with a grin. It would just take a few seconds to get to the roof but what she didn't know was that Naruto had heard a little something about the Cromwell that he didn't know yet, and it made him feel more rage than he had felt in years.
Naruto walked out of the crater towards the crowd in front of the hotel. He was going to freak out the whole crowd when a man in a brown business suit with a matching hat walked through the crowd.
He began talking to Naruto like he was better than him, "Well that was certainly an interesting entrance. It's good to see that there is more to Hellsing than that vampiress that's been around for so long. I should introduce myself. My name is Tubalcain Alhambra, but most people have taken to calling me the dandy man."
Naruto gave the idiot a feral grin and said, "All right, I was woken up from a very nice sleep with the love of my life and it's obvious that your the dumbass that's responsible, so" He disappeared and was suddenly in front of Alhambra. "let's see how long you last before you die!" As he shouted this he moved to do an axe kick, his target? Alhambra's head.
Alhambra managed to dodge the kick that was going to split him down the middle. He saw the ground were his foot landed shatter and he instantly knew that he needed to put some distance between himself and what ever this monster was.
He jumped up and began running up the outside of the building with Naruto making his hands look like claws without them actually being turned big and hairy and he was driving his fingers into the wall and pushing off with his feet, like he was running on all fours.
The men in the tent were talking amongst themselves. "Mr. Tubalcain is fighting him."
"No way!"
"If anything happens to him, they won't hold up their end of the bargain."
They never noticed someone walk into the tent with a pistol with a silencer attached.
"According to our reports-" He was cut off when he was shot in the head by the man.
He proceeded to shoot everyone in the head, put down a good amount of explosives, and walk out of the tent. As he got out he dropped his mask, revealing himself to be Pip and, when he was a safe distance away, the tent exploded and everyone scattered.
Pip pulled out a cigarette, lit it, and began talking to himself, "Well that's one step closer to earning my paycheck. Now, where did they put that helicopter?"
When they both got to the ceiling Alhambra, trying to screw with Naruto's head to give him the edge shouted something that would ensure that his death would be a horribly painful and bloody one. "So you have a lover huh? Which one is it, the fledgling or the Hellsing family slave?"
Naruto wasn't aware of this function of the Cromwell so he asked a very simple, "What the hell are you talking about? I know Seras wasn't turned to long ago but Morgana isn't a slave."
Alhambra grinned, he thought he had Naruto, "So you didn't know. Well that restricter on your woman, the Cromwell initiative I believe it's called, not only acts as restraints but it also enslaves the wearer to the family of whoever put it on." As he shouted this he had a massive grin on his face. (seriously, why do these idiots always think they're going to win?)
He didn't get the reaction he was expecting. At first Naruto had a horrified look on his face, then it quickly turned from horror to disbelief, anger, and finally rage. He needed someone to take his anger out on and unfortunately for Alhambra, he was there.
First, Naruto appeared behind Alhambra and ripped open his back and ripped out his lungs. Then he reached for his ribs, and one by one ripped them out. When he was done with that he tore his stomach out of his body, sliced it open with a claw, and put it on his head like a glove. But the finisher was the real gruesome part. He tore out his intestines, stuffed them down his throat, tied both ends into a knot, one attached to him, the other attached to a pillar, and then he pushed him off the roof where he would dangle until he finally died after he suffered for ten more minutes.
When he was finally done he stood where he was, panting in rage. Morgana and Seras chose this time to arrive and Pip got the helicopter to the roof and shouted, "Hello everyone! I think it's time to go!"
Seras went towards the helicopter and was about to get on when she finally saw Naruto with his rage filled face. She looked at her mistress and discreetly pointed in his direction. When Morgana saw the look on his face she was instantly worried. "Naruto, what's wrong?"
He replied harshly, "Nothing! I just need to have a talk with Integra when we get back!"
Oh ya, heads were going to roll when he got back.
(1) He's a werewolf now. He isn't going to stay the same as he was when he was human.
(2) Anderson won't be a crazy religious ass in my fic. He'll be a normal religious ass. SPOILER, DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T READ! Anderson will also be the one that joins Naruto and Morgana's hands in marriage.
If any one has a story request let me know and I'll consider it at the very least.