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Naruto and Morgana didn't have anything that they needed to pack so they immediatly set out on their honeymoon after telling Integra where they were going incase something big happened, even though Seras and Pip insisted they could handle things and Anderson promising that he would make sure nothing happened while they were gone AND since they would only be gone for a day.(1) The fact that he and Integra had really hit it off during the wedding had noooooooothing to do with this decision.
Naruto had turned into his werewolf form and had his wife climb on his back. He asked her, "I have no idea where anything is so where do you want to go for our honeymoon?"
Morgana, after thinking about it for a second, told him, "I think going to my old castle would be a good idea. It's secluded so we can have our privacy and it's still relatively close to Transylvania so we won't have to go completly out of our way to get there."
Naruto almost took off right there but quickly remembered that he had no idea where it was. He voiced the problem, "Morgana, which direction is it in?"
Morgana, haveing grabbed onto his fur in preperation for the burst of speed, suddenly opened her eyes and did a classic facepalm. She quickly told him, "It's east of here. I'll tell you when we get there." After that she fell silent again and proceeded to snuggle into Naruto's fur. She couldn't help but wonder why it was harder than diamond when he's in the middle of a fight but when she was touching it felt as soft as a pillow.
Naruto, knowing that his love was confertable, shot into the forest. They would get there in a matter of minutes but Morgana enjoyed the trip so much she almost fell asleep. She was beginning to wonder what made his fur so soft.
It eventually bugged her so much that she finally asked, "Naruto, I've been wondering for a while, why is your fur so strong when you're fighting but it's so soft when I'm touching it?"
Naruto thought about it for a second, "Maybe it's because I'm happy and calm around you...usually anyway. Whenever I'm fighting I'm angry to some degree and I want nothing more than to tear my opponents apart, if I'm trying to kill them that is."
Morgana accepted this and dropped the subject. Finally Morgana told Naruto to stop. When he did he quickly found himself surrounded by trees. He looked around and even smelled the air, "Morgana, nothing's around here for miles. Where's your castle?"
Morgana looked at him with a smirk on her face before walking towards a massive clearing. Her shadow quickly spread over the entire field and when it retracted the ground began to rumble. In the center of the field the ground split apart as a tower began pushing it's way out of the ground. Quickly following it were more towers and then the rest of the castle forced it's out of the ground.
Naruto just watched the whole thing with a look on his face that just said "Huh?". Morgana couldn't help but laugh when she saw this. She loved her husband for several reasons, one being the fact that his reactions to insane situations made him look hilarious.
When the castle was finally out of the ground they both went inside. It looked like people had been living in it for years, which Naruto quickly learned was the case, more or less.
Several vampires wrapped head to toe in armor suddenly came marching out of several hallways. Naruto quickly brought out his swords to fight. When the vampires saw this they all prepared to charge.
A quick order from Morgana stopped them from running to their deaths, "Stop! This man is not to be fought! He could rip you all apart in a matter of seconds."
The vampires were confused. Before their master had sealed the grounds she ordered them to kill anyone that came onto the grounds. One vampire, the apparent leader, walked up to Morgana and began asking why their orders changed, "Your highness, you said that should anyone enter the castle other than you they were to be killed. Why do you want this man to live?" It was obvious that he was completely loyal to Morgana but he was also curious as to why his orders had changed.
Morgana's face became serious and she began adressing every vampire in hearing distance...so pretty much everyone considering their senses are about ten times better than a human's, "You've missed a lot, Matthew. Gather everyone in the throne room and I'll explain everything."
Everyone seemed confused by this put did as they were ordered. When Naruto began walking next to Morgana several guards pointed spears at him but when he walked straight through them, his body fazeing through them just like their master was able to, they could only stare in shock.
When they finally got to the throne room and Naruto saw the throne was made out of corpses in priest robes and what looked like several pillows. Morgana went over and sat in the supped up chair while Naruto went and stood next to her. The vampires were all wondering why their queen was allowing someone to be so close to her.
Morgana began adressing her forces, "When I left to fight Abraham Van Hellsing I sealed the castle so no one could get in until I opened it again. The process also sealed the castle out of the limits of time. Not a moment has passed for all of you but in actuality four hundred years have passed, and in that time much has happened. I was enslaved to the Hellsing family, I was used as a weapon against evil, and, when my job was done, forced into hibernation until I was needed again."
At this point Naruto was audibly growling. He didn't blame Integra for what her ancestor did but that didn't mean that it doesn't piss him off to hear it.
After she calmed Naruto down with a few sweet whispered words she began adressing her army again, "Several good things came from it though. It gave me much time to think and re-evaluate several decisions. I met several new and interesting people. And best of all". She stopped to smile at Naruto. "I met Naruto, the love of my un-life." Naruto walked over to her and gave her a soft kiss on the lips.
Everyone watched this with a deer caught in the headlights expression. They were glad that their ruler had found someone but they didn't expect it to happen like this.
Morgana continued, after Naruto pulled back anyway, "He is the king of this castle. Any order given by him has equal authority as my own orders. IS THAT CLEAR!?" She shouted the last part.
This snapped everyone out of their stuper and they proceeded to chant, "Hail King Naruto, hail King Naruto, hail King Naruto, hail King Naruto!"
Naruto grinned and went over and, after using his mist to make a throne that was made out of various bones and what looked like furs from deer and elk(2), sat down next to Morgana. When she saw the throne he made to go next to hers she couldn't help but grin. His throne was truly made for a werewolf king.
Morgana went back to adressing her troops, "He is also the man I recently married and we are currently on our honeymoon."
She wanted to tell them something else but she wasn't sure if Naruto was alright with it, so she telapathically asked him, 'Is it alright if I tell them about the blood pill?'
Naruto's face lit up with a grin, 'By all means. I made it so you would be more confertable and if these vampires are under your colors then there's no reason they shouldn't be able to use them.'
Morgana's mouth suddenly split into a huge grin, "He also created something that will allow us to eat normal food again." She pulled a pill out of her SS (Shadow Storage) and showed it to them all. "This pill is made from dehydrated blood and has a chemical in it that will cause the blood to dissolve in our stomachs. This will trick our bodies into thinking we're eating something soaked in blood. I personally know this works." She said the last part with a grin.
The vampires couldn't believe all the good fortune they had gotten in the last five minutes. Their queen had finally found a king and they got a way to eat normaly food again. Those were two things they had wanted for a long time. When a vampire finds a mate they're almost always happy afterwards unless their mate dies.
They suddenly realised that they didn't know how easily Naruto could be killed and Matthew voiced everyone's question, "My queen, how strong is our king in combat?"
Morgana suddenly grinned, her teeth becoming like daggers, "We've never had a fight to the finish, we've only sparred but one thing it clear, he is strong enough to fight on par with me at my strongest."
Again the vampires were shocked. Their queen had never been matched by anyone. Even Abraham Van Hellsing, the greatest vampire hunter ever, needed help from several other expert vampire hunters to help beat her and she killed all but Abraham. To hear that someone could fight her on even grounds, even if they had never had a serious battle, was nothing short of amazing.
Naruto made a grin of his own, showing all of his razor sharp teeth, and began adressing Morgana's, and now his, forces, "You haven't been in combat for centuries and the art of warfare has changed a lot over the years. You'll keep all of your that you use now but you'll also need to learn to use modern guns. I know you've used primitive firearms(2) but these days they are much more sophisticated. It won't take much to get used to them but it needs to be done. Aside from that I would like to see how you all function as a team."
Everyone, the exception being Morgana, were confused. They were vampires, why should they worry about working as a team?
Naruto saw their faces and knew what they were thinking, "The reason you need to work as a team on the battlefield is because even the most battle-hardened warrior can be beaten by a group of rookies properly working together. You are already vastly superier to humans physically. If you gain an edge over them from a strategic angle, then no army, no matter the size, can beat you."
The vampires thought about this for a second and quickly came to an agreement. Their new king was right, they had no sense of teamwork. Their combat style was go off on you own and kill as much as possible. They never cooperated on the battlefield and they had lost many men that they could have potentialy kept alive...or whatever the term for vampires is.
Morgana, thinking that they didn't need to talk about combat anymore, shouted, "Enough talking about our military strength. THIS IS A CELEBRATION! THE NO-LIFE QUEEN HAS MARRIED THE BEAST KING!" She couldn't contain her excitement anymore. Her forces accepted her husband without any kind of threat from her and they accepted the fact that they needed to work on some of their tactics in combat.
Naruto contacted Morgana via their mental link(4) 'I think I'll take half of them into the forest to get some deer while the rest of them clean up the castle and get whatever else they may need. Would that be alright?'
Morgana thought about it for a second, 'That should be fine. They could get to know their new king a little and help in getting their first mouthful of meat that doesn't have a screaming human on the other end.'
Naruto grinned and got up before shouting, "ALRIGHT, HALF OF YOU COME WITH ME! WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUR FIRST MEAL THAT HASN'T BEEN HUMAN BASED IN CENTURIES! THOSE THAT STAY BEHIND WILL CLEAN THE CASTLE AND IT'S GROUNDS! IT MAY HAVE BEEN SEALED BUT IT OBVIOUSLY COLLECTED DUST AND AGE DAMAGE!"
The vampires shouted, "YES LORD NARUTO!" and quickly divided themselves in half, one going outside to wait for Naruto and the other began cleaning damn-near everything in the castle.
Naruto, after looking outside and seeing the sun had just set, looked back at Morgana with a grin, "Be back in an hour or two love." With this he left the castle, going into the woods with over two hundred vampires following him. Morgana just grinned until she remembered that she needed to set up their coffin chamber. Her chambers were kept as clean as possible but she still wanted to change a few things, like the blood stains on the wall for example. She could have some servants do it but she wanted the room to be perfect so she would do it herself. Besides, there were a few things she needed to do with the room.
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Naruto had a massive grin on his face as he ran through the forest, keeping his pace slow so the several vampires following him could keep up. Even then they still moved at a good hundred miles per hour.
Naruto began slowing down, smelling a huge herd of deer, easily big enough to feed the entire castle for weeks. He signaled the vampires to slow down.
When they did and he peered into a clearing and saw the deer. He looked behind him and saw the vampires that followed him looking at the deer and drooling. He could understand why they were making waterfalls from their mouths but he still thought it was pretty nasty. He quickly shook off the thought and nodded to them.
They all quickly shot out, each going for a deer. Naruto himself went for three at once, snapping ones neck while crushing another's throat. The last one tried to run but Naruto quickly powerstomped(5) it's head into jelly.
He looked back and saw that each vampire had gotten one for themselves, several deer still running free, so they picked up their kills and headed back to the castle, eager to taste meat from an animal for a change.
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By the time they got back it looked like the castle had been kept in perfect condition the entire time it was in the ground. They stopped the second they realised the kitchen of the castle hadn't been used since Morgana had taken it over.
Naruto rolled his eyes and quickly gathered enough wood to make a string of fire to cook the all deer, rotisserie style. The wood he gathered came from a few dozen trees surrounding the area but no one would miss them.
He wanted to see Morgana so he had a couple of vampires work for their meal, "You two! Make sure it stays spinning or we're having raw meat for dinner. I'm going to see Morgana."
They bowed and said a quick, "Yes Lord Naruto.", and quickly got to work.
Naruto turned and began walking through the halls, following Morgana's scent. When he finally found where it was coming from he was infront of massive solid oak doors.
No single human had a chance of opening them but luckily he wasn't human anymore.
When he opened the door he saw something that he didn't expect, Morgana was in an elegant dress. It was knee length and was cut in a zigzag fassion at the bottom She had black and white stripped stockings on underneath. She was also sitting on the edge of their coffin with her knees pressed up against her chest, giving him a clear view at her panty clad pussy. She also had a grin on her face that she somehow managed to make both innocent and mischievous at the same time.
He was staring for a good thirty seconds and Morgana just grinned the entire time, enjoying the fact that she could tease her husband and nobody would care if they walked in. She'd have them killed mind you but still, the freedom was nice.
When he finally managed to shake himself from his rather perverted thoughts he said, "Two things, one, dinner will be done in a few minutes. We should head down. Two, I hope you know ypu aren't getting much sleep tonight."
The last part was said with a grin which Morgana returned. That was her main goal for dressing like she was. That and she wanted a change for when they were alone. If they were in battle then it would be her suit again but when they were alone doing something together that wasn't fight oriented then she would be wearing her new dress.
With this out of the way they began heading for the dining room. There was thousands of bones and skulls leftover from previous meals(people) but they didn't care all that much. Morgana quickly spread her shadow to every corner of the room and when it receaded there was a blood pill in front of every vampire. They all quickly swallowed them and began looking at all of the deer with longing.
Morgana grinned and shouted, "Alright, dig in everyone!"
They didn't need any more incentive than that. They began to vicously rip apart the meat, devouring quickly while still savoring the taste. Morgana looked over at Naruto to see him in werewolf form, already through half of his deer. Morgana grinned and turned to her own deer and began eating almost as quickly as her troops.
By the time everyone was done they had eaten every piece of meat and had dispossed of all the bones they were more than just tired, they were dead on their feet. (HA)
They all began making their way to their respective bedrooms, Naruto and Morgana and Naruto heading towards the chamber at the top of the castle. When they got there Morgana immediately went and laid down on her side, giving Naruto a 'come hither' look with her hip pointed up in the air and her breasts thrust out. Naruto quickly jumped on her and began to suck the breath out of her lungs.
Insert Honeymoon Lemon Here. New writer so the style will be different
When Naruto woke up he found himself pressing his body against Morgana's.(6) He made a clone and substituted with it some there wasn't a chance of disturbing Morgana and walked out of their bed chamber. He knew they would have to leave soon but he was going to miss the place. It had a strange, almost homely feeling to it, even if he had never been in a castle before this one.
He made his way to the dining room to see if anything wasleft over from last night. When he saw nothing was left, not even scraps, he thought two things, 'Wow, they were hungry.' and 'WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA EAT FOR BREAKFAST!?'
Morgana suddenly fazed through the ceiling and landed next to him. She kissed him and said, "We have got to use that cloneing ability more often. It has a lot more uses than just keeping me confertable. It can make me moan and groan too you know." The last part was said with a playful grin on her face.
Naruto suddenly grinned and grabbed Morgana's ass, "We'll have to try that one of these days." He kissed her hungrily. When he finally pulled back, a trail of blood connected to both their lips, he stared into her eyes and relished in the fact that he would be able to look into the hypnotic orbs everyday for the rest of eternity.
Her words broke him from his thought, "We have to go back to Integra today. They'll have replenished their forces by now and and they'll mobalize their forces soon."
Naruto looked around and sighed, "I know. It's too bad, I've only been here for a day but I love the place. It feels like home." He finished with a soft smile.
Morgana looked at him with a grin that just screamed, 'I know something you don't know'. She quickly told him, "Follow me." and jumped, fazing through the ceiling. Naruto followed close behind her, making sure not to lose sight of her and get lost.
When Morgana finally stopped they were in the very top of the castle. There wasn't even a door to let anyone in or out of the room. The attention grabber though was the giant blood red crystal in the center of the room.
Naruto just stared at it for a second and asked, "What in the hell is that?"
Morgana grinned, "THAT, is what allows me to summon the castle anywhere. It reacts to me only because I put a small amount of my blood in it. Only two samples of blood can be in it, so you can put a drop in and be able to summon OUR home whenever you want." She finished with a grin. She was glad that Naruto liked the castle, she loved the old place.
Naruto grinned and bit his thumb as hard as he could. It sounded like clanging swords for a few minutes until Naruto finally got through, keeping his tooth in place to stop it from healing over quickly. For all his effort he got a single drop of blood to fall before his skin knit itself back together, but one drop was all it needed.
The crystal glowed a golden color for a second before it stopped. The crystal wasn't red anymore either, it was a deep golden color, just a shade or two away from bronze.
Morgana looked at it and grinned, "It looks like the crystal has entered a finalized state. No one will ever be able to get in or out of the castle without permission from one of us and nothing can ever be added to it either."
Naruto looked at her with a grin, "SWEET! We can stay in the castle instead of the basement at the manor." He was ecstatic, they had their own place where they could go to be alone and have no chance of being interrupted...well, suprised at least.
Morgana looked at him with an innocent smile on her face, which, for her, was rarely made without massive fangs in her mouth. She didn't like the fact that she had to tell him this, "I'm sorry Naruto but we don't have the room to summon it on the Hellsing grounds. Even if we did have the room people would notice. The risk wouldn't be worth it."
Naruto looked dissapointed but decided he could live with it, he had morgana after all.
Morgana wanted to stay longer but knew that they needed to head back, "We need to get to the Hellsing manor Naruto. I already told my forces that we'll be leaving very soon."
Naruto nodded and, after transforming into his werewolf form and having Morgana jump on, ran back to the Hellsing manor.
Alright, I was gonna stop it here but I feel pretty bad about not getting the whole thing done like I said I would so I'll give ya a little bit more.
When they got back the first thing they noticed was the blood splaters all around the grounds. There was massive burn piles with blackened ashes all around them, undoubtably the remains of vampires that thought it would be a good idea to attack them.
Naruto summed up what they were both thinking in one sentance, "Looks like Anderson was having fun."
Morgana couldn't help but grin, "I was actually thinking he'd be a thorn in our side until we finally killed him but I'm glad that we all found neutral ground. He's a much better friend than enemy though."
Naruto chuckled a little, "No kidding. I remember you tore part of his head clean off and almost liquified his internal organs...thinking back on it makes me hungry, I wonder if there's any beef in the kitchen...or lamb, or goat, or deer, or-"
Morgana cut him off with a giggle(7), "I'm sure we have something."
They went inside, fazing through all of the walls until they got to Integra's office, but when they did they saw something that shocked them more than anything else had for years.
ANDERSON WAS KISSING INTEGRA! The stranger thing was she was returning it!
They anounced their arrival with a rather clever, "Ummmmm, what's going on?"
Anderson and Integra quickly went wide eyed and, like a pair of teenagers cought doing something they weren't supposed to be doing, quickly said, "We can explain!"
Alright, so again I'm sorry that it wasn't all that I said it would be but my school is weird as hell so we have quarter finals finals instead of semester finals and I've been occupied with those.
I promise that next time will be the end of the Last Battalion.
(1) - They got shit happenin :)
(2) - Little side note, deer makes great jerky, so does salmon and moose.
(3) - Vlad the Impaler, the origional count Dracula, actually used a primitive version of a rifle called a Hand cannon. It was basically a hugely downsized cannon mounted on a plank of wood with a pike to use as a blugeoning/pierceing weapon.
(4) - They have a mental link that's kinda like a walkie-talkie. It can go either way.
(5) - Jump into the air and slam down, feet first
(6) - Spooning: A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons, that's the basic idea.
(7) - I say giggle because, to me, a girl doesn't really chuckle, she giggles. Don't like it? Bite me