THE NOLIFE QUEEN AND THE DEMON NINJA Chapter 16: AAAND WE COME FULL CIRCLE, a Hellsing + Naruto Crossover fanfic

By now you should know that I'm not good at fight scenes, there isn't much description, a lot of it needs to come from your own imagination.

Another thing, don't be worried to ask strange questions as long as they're relevant. I will answer to the best of my ability, no matter what you ask.

Also, I've been told several times that Morgana could beat Naruto easily by letting her kingdom loose. Naruto can make pretty much an infinite amount of clones, all having the same impenetrable-ish skin as he does. While they can still be destroyed, Morgana also loses her seemingly endless regeneration without all of the souls inside of her, making her body her only real weak spot. The reason that isn't a big deal is because someone still has to get to her before they can even take a shot at her. In short, they're fairly evenly matched, even when they both go all out.

Also, a few people have asked me why there was only one real fight scene throughout all of the story. Two reasons, one, again, I suck at fight scenes. Two, the circumstances didn't really present much fight opportunity. Here are my reasons:

The Anderson fight would have been the first major fight but Morgana going crazy on his ass plus the need for everybody to be on decent terms eliminated the fight opportunity that would have made a similar rivalry like the one in canon.

The Valentine brothers really wouldn't have changed that much. Jan died in a very similar fashion and Luke kinda died like dog...wolf food.

The Captain wasn't a moron believing himself superior just because of what he was and he didn't let his strength go to his head. In the story and in canon, he went out a warrior. He deserved a fight and he got the best I could do.

The Dandyman pissed off a super-charged version of his superior. A fight wasn't even necessary.

Rip Van Winkle, her magic bullets were caught by Alucard's teeth in canon, there's no way it's getting through Naruto's several-hundred-times-harder-than-diamond skin. The pissed off/eating thing was just a way to allow Naruto to have another soul residing inside him that he can use for anything he wants, like maybe a certain crazy seal for example...MAYBE. It's just an idea.

Zorin only has her illusions and Morgana, in all honesty, is a bit insane, then again aren't we all. Anyway, my point is, illusions wouldn't bother Morgana because,
since her mind doesn't work like a human's and she has hundreds of years worth of experience, she could easily tell it was an illusion, that AND the cold, hard logic of Naruto's attitude that she knows so well. All in all, she wasn't fooled for a second.

I like Walter as a character but he didn't really have a place in the fic other than the jealous old friend. In this fic Walter is basically a much older and much more badass version of Sasuke. By that I mean they both do anything they can to get what want, power for Sasuke and Morgana for Walter. I didn't really want to make a fight scene for the character he had become in the fic but I still liked the canon version so I combined it with the Captain's fight.

Anyway, those are my reasons.

By the way, as of April 5th, I am officially an adult. 18 years old BITCHES!

Let's get going

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How did we leave off? Well...

ANDERSON WAS KISSING INTEGRA! The stranger thing was she was returning it!

They announced their arrival with a rather clever, "Ummmmm, what's going on?"

Anderson and Integra quickly went wide eyed and, like a pair of teenagers caught doing something they weren't supposed to be doing, quickly said, "We can explain!"

Naruto and Morgana just looked at them with massive grins on their faces. They were going to milk this for all it was worth. The fact that they were already mortified was just going to make the whole situation that much funnier.

Integra, her face still beat red, began talking, trying to escape the embarrassment of the situation, "Well the whole thing began after you two left."

flashback

Blood was almost literally raining in the Hellsing compound. The few remaining members of the Wild Geese, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and Integra herself were defending the manor and doing a damn good job at it. It seemed like Millennium was just inserting their freak chips into people and just send them straight to the organization's manor. Upon arrival they immediately charged through the gates and the butchering of their forces began.

Anderson and Seras expected to be the only ones that went out to fight but everyone surprised them. Pip walked up, cracking his knuckles. Integra walked to the front, brandishing a rapier. The few Wild Geese left had already positioned themselves at the windows and where firing into the approaching mass, taking several dozen out before any real fighting started.

Everybody quickly ran out the door, ready to tear the untrained and inexperienced pseudo vampires to pieces.

The first kill was made by Pip, who thrusted his hand straight through his target's stomach and, bypassing all the organs, reached the spine, which he promptly tore out with the ribs still intact. With a quick jerk of his hand he shook all of the bits of gore left and, after breaking bits of rib off, began using it as a weapon. He swung it around like a short piece of rope with a group of spikes at the end.(1)

He skewered several vampires on the broken edges before he finally discarded his makeshift weapon. Afterwards he immediately pulled out two k-bars and began hacking and slashing away. Anyone that stood in his way was cut down before they could even lift a finger.

Seras was making good use of her newly awakened darkness. She would spear a vampire and then use them as a club until nothing was left, then she repeated the process. It was actually surprisingly effective considering the simplicity of it.

Integra was actually doing just as good, despite not having any superior abilities. She used her sword with style and grace that could only come from years of training. As soon as one of the foot soldiers tried to impale her on his fist, she spun to the side and, with a quick swing of her sword, chopped his head clean off.

Anderson though was literally tearing the freaks apart. Dismembered bodies were piling on top of dismembered bodies while Anderson slashed and impaled all that was in his path.

Unfortunately, some of the slightly smarter vampires decided to go around and into the mansion. Integra, not willing to lose her home, ran inside and began slicing the house-invaders to ribbons.

Anderson took a second to look in her direction, the vampires pouring into the mansion. He stole a glance at Seras and, after seeing her give a nod in his direction,
ran straight for the front door, leaving a little present in the form of a trail of explosive bayonets that cleared half the damn yard when they blew up. Seras and Pip just picked off the last few left but by the the time they were done they looked at the house and couldn't believe what they saw.

Somehow Anderson and Integra had made their way to the roof and there was just one vampire left to kill. Integra, ready to get it over with and begin clean up AGAIN, rushed the damned thing and stabbed it right through the heart. Here's when something unexpected happened.

She quickly noticed a few things, his smirk, the grenade pin in his hand and several grenade sized bulges in his pockets and various locations on his body. Everything after that happened almost too quickly to see. Integra managed to jump out of the way in time but the shock wave pushed her jump farther than it should have taken her.

She flew over Anderson and, seeing the woman that he had been fostering feelings for ever since the wedding of his two friends about to die via sudden impact with the ground, he flipped over the railing and, while in mid air and pointed at the ground, shot his feet out behind him and catching the rail, propelled himself towards Integra.

He managed to catch her and flipped them so he hit the ground instead of her. Good news, Integra was safe and his regeneration could heal any damage he took. Bad news, he landed on a garden rail spike, more bad news, it impaled him through the heart so it HURT LIKE A BITCH!

Integra couldn't believe what had just happened. She had expected to fall and crack her skull open on the ground. If she was lucky she would just be paralyzed, maybe with some brain damage. What she didn't expect was Alexander grabbing her in the air and hitting the ground so she wouldn't get hurt.

She quickly got up and ran over to him, "Alexander, why did you do that? I know it won't kill you but the pain must be immense. So why, why save me when there's nothing in it for you?"

Anderson looked at her with a pain-filled smile, "It isn't a bad idea to sacrifice comfort to save a lovely woman like you. I'd do much worse if it meant saving you from any pain." Then, with a groan that was almost a shout of pain, he lifted himself up off of the spike and stood on unsteady legs.

Integra, wondering what was wrong, couldn't help but ask, "I thought that your regeneration took care of any pain."

Anderson looked at her, pained grimace still on his face, "No, normally it just heals things very quickly but broken and rearranged bones need to force themselves back into the correct sockets or joints. It's essentially slowly breaking or dislocating the bone all over again."

Integra went wide eyed when she heard this. She had gotten a few broken bones in the past, be it from training or in the field herself, and she knew that it was terrible but the pain usually begins to dull rather quickly, to a degree at least. Anderson though was feeling that first moment of pain, but at a continuous pace.

Anderson's legs suddenly gave out and he would have fallen face first into the ground if Integra didn't grab him and begin hauling him to her office. When they got there she put him on her desk and began to feel his ribcage to see if she needed to call a doctor...or take him to the hospital to avoid questions about the piles of dead bodies and blood splatters everywhere.

She didn't find anything broken but when she looked up, she expected to see his eyes still closed in pain but instead she saw green eyes filled with concern looking at her but that wasn't what shocked her. What did was that the concern was directed at her.

She couldn't help but ask, "Why do you look so concerned about me? If I get hurt it's not like anything happens to you, you're doing us a favor by helping to protect the Hellsing manor."

Anderson chuckled, "I didn't fight to protect the Hellsing manor." Integra was both confused and a little angry after hearing this. Confused because she couldn't think of any other reason he would be here. Angry was because he wasn't fighting to protect her home so why? Was it just a favor to Naruto and Morgana? But what he said next would cement his status within Hellsing for years, "I fought to protect the woman that I've fallen in love with."

Integra froze when she heard that. Her brain instantly began going over the various possibilities, hoping that she was the one he was talking about. He never showed interest in Seras, Morgana and Naruto were married and they weren't even here so she was out, all that left was her. At this point she felt like her heart was gonna pound it's way out of her chest and she never knew her face could get red enough to were she didn't need a mirror to see the blush.

She wouldn't look at him until the blush passed but her heart was still going fast enough to shame a jackrabbit. She suddenly realized something though, the only reason she would be feeling this way is if she loved him back. She looked up and saw Alexander looking at her with concern.

She sat down and asked, "Is it me? Am I the reason you helped and put your life on the line?"

Anderson couldn't help but chuckle, "Yes, the largest amount of joy I've ever felt was when I'm helping the orphans in Rome find families. On the day Naruto and Morgana were married I fell in love with a woman that makes me feel joy that equals those moments." He had spent all of his time with her on the day of the wedding so it didn't take much thought to know who he was talking about.

Integra face couldn't get anymore red if she did a face plant into wet paint, but she cared about him too much not to go for it at this point. She walked over to him and, after he realized what she was going to do, they both leaned into each other and closed their eyes as there lips met.

They stayed like this for ten seconds and would have stayed longer if the silence hadn't been broken suddenly, "Ummmmm, what's going on?"

"And that's what happened." They just stood there with sheepish looks on their faces. They couldn't believe they had to explain the entire thing like this. They also didn't like the grins on the faces Hellsing's resident monsters either. They were going to be reminded of this for years, they were sure of it.

Naruto couldn't help it anymore," Should we expect to see little blond munchkins running around? It'd be one hell of a sight to see." The entire time he was saying this his massive grin just seemed to get bigger and bigger until it almost seemed to go past his ears.

Integra, in an attempt to turn the embarrassment on Naruto, shouted, "As soon as we see little silver haired brats running around!"

Morgana piped up, "So, that means hopefully soon?" She gave Integra a fang filled smile. Naruto wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her close to him while she leaned into his chest with the smile still plastered on her face.

Integra just went red in the face again and fell silent.

Naruto walked up next to Anderson and patted him on the back, "In all honesty, we're glad you both found someone." He had a genuine smile on his face while saying this.

While Naruto decided the joke was over Morgana, not so much. She walked over to Integra with a kind smile, leaned in, and whispered something in her ear. Who knows what she said but it must have been raunchy because Integra's face suddenly became cherry red.

She couldn't take the embarrassment any more, "Just go to your coffin room, before so much blood goes to my face that I start looking like a Christmas light."

Naruto couldn't help himself, "What do you mean start? You already look like Rudolph's nose." Morgana giggled while fazing through the floor. Integra was about to yell at Naruto but he just grinned and, before she could even say a word, literally dove, like a swimmer jumping into a pool, right through the floor. The roaring laughter that could be heard from the basement clearly said that they had been holding in massive amounts of laughter.

Integra turned to Alexander and asked him with a sad face, "We're never gonna live this down, are we?"

He had tired look on his face, "Knowing them and the fact that they don't age, no, they'll hang this over our heads until the day we die."

Naruto and Morgana had fallen into their coffin and currently had tears running down their faces. After about ten minutes Morgana and Naruto wiped the blood and silver tears away and just laid there, a chuckle and giggle occasionally escaping them. The situation was just so far out there, Anderson and Integra. Half the time Hellsing and Iscariot were at each other's throats and now the leader of one and the strongest agent of the other were an item.

Naruto turned his head to look at his wife, "Well it seems like everyone that we even remotely care about is happy and in a relationship by now. I wonder what's going to happen next."

Morgana snuggled up to him, "Well next, we see who has kids first."

Naruto's grin appeared back on his face, "Well with how often we go at it, it should be us, depending on your time anyway. I can't wait until the day we get to be parents."

Morgana sighed, "Neither can I. I just wish it would happen sooner."

Naruto couldn't help it, "Does that mean I'm getting some tonight?" The huge, playful grin on his face told her he was messing with her.

Morgana just grinned back before putting her finger to her lip in fake contemplation, "Hmm, that depends, can you out-last me?"

The grin on Naruto's face almost seemed to grow, "I think I've proven that several times...on multiple occasions."

The grin on her face told Naruto that she remembered. Suddenly she yawned, "We should get some sleep, the run back here plus all the excitement took up most of the day and tomorrow big, war filled." After she said this her clothes turned into her night gown.

Naruto's grin was replaced with a small smile, "You're right, we need to get some sleep." He grabbed the lid of the coffin and put it on, at the same time his clothes turned into a pair of pajama pants, "Good night dear."

Everyone in the manor was woken up by the rhythmic thudding of bombs hitting the ground. Thankfully they weren't close enough to damage the manor but easily close enough to cause worry. The newly wed monster couple jumped out of their coffin and, after making sure that they had their normal attire on, fazed through the ceiling to Integra's office.

When they got there everyone was looking out the window with an angry or, in Anderson's case, horrified looks on their faces.

Anderson began talking, clearly in shock, "He couldn't have ordered this. I know he's become arrogant but he couldn't go as far as genocide, could he?"

Naruto walked over and put a hand on his shoulder, "I know you don't want to hear this but you and I both know that he's the only one that would be willing to do something this stupid. He's a madman with an army behind him, he needs to be put down."

Anderson let a few tears fall for the man he had watched grow up and thought of as a son-no, used to think of as a son, "You're right, he's not the boy I watched grow up. He's like a rabid animal now. He needs to be killed."

Integra let Anderson have a few moments to calm down after he finished, "Alright! I want everyone to get their weapons and go out there and kill like Jason Voorhees on crystal meth!"...Cue uncomfortable silence..."Too far?"

Everybody, including Seras and Pip who had only been in the room for the last part, answered at the same time, "Ya, too far."

Integra just shook her head, "Regardless, everybody needs to attack. GO!"

Morgana had jumped on Naruto's back while he ran to the combat zone. When they got there they split up, Morgana just went about butchering the Vatican forces that were attacking London. Naruto however went for the peacock, squeaking in the sky.

He jumped for the helicopter holding the fancy-ass glass box on a truck in the air and sliced right through the rotor blades, bringing everything down, most importantly, the psychotic asshole who ordered the whole thing and was currently falling in a literal prison of his own making.

The glass box hit the ground, somehow not shattering the glass and leaving him unharmed. When Enrico looked up he saw Naruto coming at him and looked worried for a second but then remembered that his box was made out of hardened tektite glass, "HAHAHAHA, What are you going to do monster? This is tektite glass! You can't do anything to m-" he was cut off when Naruto's hand suddenly found it's way through the glass and around his throat. He was lucky that the hole that Naruto made also weakened the glass enough to shatter that side he was being pulled through, otherwise he would have been crushed.

All the same, he began spouting like a moron, "Put me down you monster! You'll go to hell for this, god will ensure it!"

Naruto looked at him like he had just said the single most retarded thing in the history of the world, "God will send me to hell? And you think you're going to heaven? You're responsible for the death's of thousands of people. If god is still willing to send you to heaven then he can suck my furry footlong for all I care."

Maxwell would have replied but he suddenly couldn't breath, even when Naruto removed his hand. It wouldn't have taken him long to realize that Naruto crushed his throat if he had been calm but not being able to breath doesn't really do that for...any sane person.

He fell over, his legs giving out while the life left his body. He turned his head so the last image he saw wouldn't be this monster but he instantly wished he hadn't because the last thing he would see before the fiery pit, was Anderson looking at him with sadness and disappointment written clearly on his face.

Naruto, knowing that Anderson needed a moment, ran off, slaughtering anything that got in his way that wasn't human.

Anderson debated with himself for a few seconds but in the end decided on what he should do. He walked over to Enrico's dead body and, as a sign of respect for the boy he once knew, closed his eyes so the world couldn't see his shame.

Naruto had met back up with Morgana and the two were loving every second of the slaughter they were participating in. Morgana had killed all of Enrico's army but Millennium had decided to show up, which was like Christmas day for them.

As more targets pile into the street from rooftops the piles of gore increase. None of them seemed to care for their lives as their obviously superior opponents slice,
tear, and pummel their enemies to death.

Naruto and Morgana were having almost as much fun as they did on their honeymoon. (GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GI-GI-TY) As soon as one of their 'exploding targets' was killed another would take it's place.

Unfortunately, they were beginning to get bored. Yes it was entertaining but everything loses it's flare eventually if nothing changes. Naruto looked to Morgana who nodded her head at the look. Naruto suddenly became a blur and reappeared in the blink of an eye. Everything within the street, whether it was flesh and blood, metal, or even the very buildings, was cleanly cut and fell to pieces.

Everything but Morgana that is.

Morgana looked around and admired everything. She looked at Naruto and said, "I have to say, your sword skills are amazing."

Naruto looked at her with a grin, "Thanks dear." He loved saying that. "I finally named them too, Paradise" He lifted the holy looking one." and Punishment." He lifted the demonic blade.

Morgana grinned and, after a quick kiss that was borderline inappropriate, both ran off to kill more idiots.

Integra was doing all she could to stay alive. Unlike the others, she had no artificial enhancements to help her so she was hard-pressed to not get shot or impaled.
Unfortunately, it was only a matter of time before it happened.

She was pulling her sword out of a vampire when she was shot from behind, straight through her liver(2). She quickly turned around and beheaded the coward but the damage was done, she was slowly dying.

This was the scene Anderson came running to, "Integra! Integra, put pressure on it, alright. I'll find some medical supplies and-" He was cut off by Integra, "No, stay here, I don't have very long and I would prefer to spend it in the company of someone I love." A small, pained smile worked it's way onto her face, blood leaking from her mouth.

Anderson couldn't stop the tears from running down his face. He had just found love and he was about to lose it. Suddenly a crazy idea popped into his head. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small box that he quickly crushed, exposing a long nail(3). The widening of Integra's eyes told him that she knew exactly what it was.

Anderson wasn't going to force this on her though, "Integra you know what this is. You know what it does. I'll be taking it with you if you say yes. Integra, do you want to become a monster of god just so we can be together?"

Integra's answer was interrupted by a cough, accompanied by a bit of blood, "Not dying plus being able to protect England for years to come with the man I love, not really a tough question. Do it."

Anderson didn't need any more incentive than that. He thrusted the nail straight into Integra's heart and quickly removed it.

He could only stare as the tendrils began emerging from the hole just under her sternum. They quickly turned back in on themselves and went inside the wound, clearly repairing everything. He continued to stare while watching the tendrils go up her arms under her skin, clearly changing the insides.

She got up with a groan and looked around. Out of everything she expected to see, Anderson stabbing himself wasn't one of them. She was about to scream at him but calmed down when she saw that it was the nail.

Tendrils flowed under his skin for a second before stopping. It was done, they were as monsters just as much as Naruto and Morgana, the process that made them was just a little more holy.

Integra picked her sword back up, "Well, it's not like we're getting any younger, or older any more. Let's finish this.

Naruto and Morgana were having almost as much fun as they did on their honeymoon. (GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GI-GI-TY) As soon as one of their 'exploding targets' was killed another would take it's place.

Everything but Morgana that is.

Morgana looked around and admired everything. She looked at Naruto and said, "I have to say, your sword skills are amazing."

Naruto looked at her with a grin, "Thanks dear." He loved saying that. "I finally named them too, Paradise" He lifted the holy looking one." and Punishment." He lifted the demonic blade.

Morgana grinned and, after a quick kiss that was borderline inappropriate, both ran off to kill the few remaining idiots that were left...well Morgana did at least. Naruto launched himself straight for the zeppelin floating above them all.(4)

As soon as he penetrated the hull though the zeppelin began descending to the ground, it's crew completely oblivious to the fact that one of the only two, recently made four, beings in the world that could destroy them entirely was aboard their ship.

When Naruto got through the hull and got to the weapons cache. He couldn't help but grin, he could start some shit with these toys. He quickly found his favorite, a mobile missile turret that had a trigger attached to it.

Opening fire right above him he blew a huge whole in the ceiling, causing what looked like medical supplies to fall down, along with something that sounded like bones covered in a black sheet clattered to the ground.

He didn't know why but he knew that he shouldn't let Morgana even have the possibility of seeing whatever was under that cloth. Aiming at the cloth covered bundle he fired and destroyed it.(By the way, all those who can guess what was under the cloth specifically will get two votes for the sequel poll. PM me your guess.)

He was about to walk away to find whoever was in charge when a sudden shriek stopped him. He turned around and saw the psycho bitch-looking doctor running at him with a scalpel in hand. He didn't really get very far though before Naruto blew him into little chunks.

With a shake of his head he aimed the rocket launcher at the ceiling for the floor he already blew a hole through and fired. The hole that was created was easily big enough for him to take the turret with him.

He was about to jump through it when Integra and Anderson suddenly ran into the room.

"How did you two get in here?...'sniff''sniff' And why don't you smell human anymore?"

Integra and Anderson looked at each other and chuckled nervously. Integra answered, "Long story. Anyway, the enemy is almost destroyed, you need to go and make sure cat-boy's soul gets ripped in two and eaten."

Naruto looked at her with a blank look on his face, "There's something you're not telling me, what is it?"

Integra suddenly found a mountain of grenades to be very interesting(I would too. I LOVE explosives). "Well, when we came in here, Morgana was, well..."

Morgana was laughing like a loon after releasing her soul army. Oddly enough, the laugh suited the situation. Especially considering that it was knocking over every building that got in the way. The vampires that were left were instantly swallowed and added to the massive army that was currently overfilling the city of London.

When she recalled her army there was nothing of the Nazi vampires left. She looked around and saw all of the blood covering the streets. She grinned, remembering the plan to screw with the Nazi's plan that they had come up with. She would have absorbed the blood anyway mind you but still, to know that she was screwing with people while doing it just made it that much more fun.

Naruto sighed with a love-struck look on his face, "I love that woman so very much...I gotta figure out how to release the souls I have. That's gonna be fun."

With his piece said he dropped the missile launcher and punched a hole in the floor, dropping to the ground outside.

Integra and Anderson watched the whole thing with an anime-style sweat drop on the back of their heads. Even after all the crap that they've seen in their lives, they still were amazed at the sheer craziness that Naruto and Morgana brought to their lives. They shook their heads and jumped through the hole in the ceiling.

The fat, crazy little bastard that called himself Major was sitting on his command chair, waiting for Integra to show up so he could gloat over his plan being able to kill Morgana. What he got was both Integra and Anderson jumping up through a recently made hole in the floor with smug grins on their faces.

"Greetings Miss Hellsing, and you too Mister Anderson. I must admit, I'm surprised you are working together."

Integra answered, "Well of course we are. We have a common enemy after all."

The Major turned back to the screen with a smile on his face, "Either way, I'm glad you're here. You're about to see my plan unfold. You're about to see the death of the monster you know as Morgana."

Anderson and Integra were both biting their tongues just to stop themselves from laughing at the Major. He thought he was gonna win still, after all of the information that they had gotten from the agents that had gotten eaten by Naruto or Morgana.

All of the blood in London was slowly flowing Morgana. It could go a lot quicker but she had to stretch her ability over a massive area and for billions of gallons of the stuff.

Up on the roof of one of the last standing buildings was Schrodinger. He didn't say anything as he pulled out a knife and cut himself deeply through the neck.

He was dragging the knife through his neck, giving himself a good start to a Sicilian necktie when Naruto, in full blown wolf form, misted(whatever the hell the term is, you know what I mean) behind him and, without saying a word, bit him in half, taking half his blood, soul, and over-all everything.

Naruto turned back to his human form and watched with a grin on his face as the legs of the monster masquerading as a kid fell to the sea of blood that Morgana was quickly absorbing.

Suddenly he began feeling sleepy. With a yawn he quickly began understanding. If he had eaten all of the little jackass then he wouldn't be the only one that's tired,
the souls inside him would fall asleep as well, and then, with nothing to control the new ability to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time, to basically be truly immortal when combined with his other abilities, he would disappear, and literally be everywhere but nowhere.

Suddenly there was a small pulse through the ground. He knew exactly what that was, Morgana was done with her snack...a snack the just happened to be the size of a large city but you get the idea.

With another yawn he ran off to Morgana's location.

The Major was currently laughing like he was a hobo who suddenly won the jackpot, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it looks like I get two for the price of one. Not only will Morgana die, but so will your pet werewolf!" The massive psychotic grin on his face was almost enough to make Integra puke.

Anderson decided to shut the little bastard up for good. "For someone who believes himself so smart when it comes to monsters and souls you really are a fool."

That wiped the smile off the Major's face, replacing it with one of confusion, "What are you talking about, they're both getting tired already. And when they fall asleep, they'll both cease to exist." He pointed to the screen in the middle of his speech. True enough, Naruto had reached Morgana and both looked extremely tired. He was about to start gloating again when Morgana summoned their coffin.

Morgana was yawning almost nonstop, trying to stay awake until her husband got there, simply because she had gotten used to curling up next to him to sleep, she was most comfortable that way.

A loud thud and slight shaking of the ground told Morgana that Naruto had shown up. When she looked over at him it was obvious that he was hardly awake himself.

Wordlessly, Naruto summoned their coffin, an ability that the crystal in their castle enabled. They began climbing into it, clearly eager for the opportunity to sleep.

Naruto climbed in and was out like a light. Morgana got in but sat up for a moment, "Integra, I'm pretty sure you can hear me some how, even if you can't you and Anderson can read lips.(seriously, in canon, how did that work? Was she just screaming at a tv?) We'll be asleep for probably a week or so. *yawn* Just take us back to the manor when you're done." With that she lowered herself into the coffin, closing the lid on the way.

The last thing she did before she fell asleep was put a hand on her stomach. It had been a little upset today.

The major looked at the screen with a grin. There was no audio so he had no idea what was said but he knew that they were falling asleep and soon, they would lose themselves. "Well miss Hellsing, it seems that that's the end of it. I've beaten both Morgana and that werewolf, I believe that you said Naruto was his name? They were both worthy foes."

Anderson and Integra couldn't do anything but just stare at him. If someone was going to disappear, THEY WOULDN'T BRING OUT THEIR BED!

They kept staring at him for several seconds before Anderson summed up their thoughts with one sentence, "...You're a moron, you know that?" The major was still turned to the screen so he never saw Anderson pulling out six of his blades, one placed between each finger.

When he heard the insult he turned around with confusion clearly written on his face. He didn't even get to react before the blades pierced the glass protecting him.
His body was completely robotic so there wasn't any blood when the blades went through his chest but bad things tend to happen when things are lodged where they shouldn't be, the bayonets and the inner-workings of the major's body were a prime example. When the small bits of explosives attached to them were seen it was obvious that he wouldn't survive this.

Integra walked towards the glass box with a smile on her face, "Before you die, I want you to know a little something. Morgana and Naruto, they both ate half of that little freaks soul. They each got enough to be able to exist everywhere and nowhere, just like he could. However, because they ripped his soul in two, part of his ability was lost, and it just so happens to be the part where he has to be aware of himself. The two halves seem to act almost as an anchor for each other. Basically, they'll be asleep for a week or so. Congratulations, you forced them into a long nap."

The Major's eyes flew open a fraction of a second before the bayonets exploded, destroyed his body and brain, the only human thing he had left.

Integra and Anderson both looked at each other and, without saying a word, headed for the exit, meaning the hole in the floor.

When they had gotten out of the zeppelin and gotten to the coffin they sent tendrils through their backs, wrapped them all around the coffin and began heading back to the manor, knowing damn-well that the army was going to get there soon, EVEN IF THEY TOOK THEIR SWEET-ASS TIME GETTING THERE! (Honestly, where was the military when this crap was happening?)

It had been a very uneventful week while Naruto and Morgana were asleep. Integra had forgotten how quite it could be when they weren't around to mess with people.

Downstairs in the basement Naruto was just waking up and the first thing he noticed was the coffin was open. The next was Morgana hunched over the side, puking up blood.

He immediately began rubbing her back, "Are you alright dear?"

She turned to him with an uneasy smile on her face, "I'm better then fine. Naruto, I'm pregnant."

Naruto's brain was currently short-circuiting. He had always wanted a family and now he was going to have one. However there was also the major shock of the reveal. He was torn between fainting and hopping around the room in joy, so he settled for a little of both. A massive smile worked onto his face.

Morgana saw the smile and instantly knew he was insanely happy about the whole situation...but after twenty seconds it was a bit uncomfortable. A few waves of the hand in front of his face made it obvious, he wasn't conscious.

With a simple shrug, she lowered him back down and, after closing his eyes to make sure he didn't wake up with raisins in his eye sockets, curled up with him, with a hand on her stomach. A few more hours of sleep wouldn't hurt after all. When she shut her eyes and fell asleep she began dreaming about cradling something in her arms with Naruto standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder, looking at what she was holding. Upon closer inspection, you could see an infant with silver hair and blood red eyes.

I know some of you are wondering why there wasn't any fight scenes in here and the answer is, there really aren't any to be had. All of the fight possibilities have been used considering the Doctor is...well a doctor, and the Major is just the brains(HA, get it?). So, ya, there wasn't a possibility for major fight scenes.

(1) I should be comin up with ideas for mortal kombat finishers. haha

(2) I feel like a bullet piercing a heart is over-used, BUT THE LIVER!? The liver is never mentioned and is just as important as the heart. You lose your liver through immediate damage, you WILL die, no question about it.

(3) It's one of three holy nails, the three nails that held Jesus in place when he was crucified. I changed it a bit so the nail can be removed once the process is done.

(4) Seriously, how are they that moronic? Zeppelins haven't been used for years for a reason. They tend to be slow and go down easy.

Well this doesn't really need to be the end. I have a sequel in mind but I'm not gonna write one if no one's gonna read it. So I got a few questions.

1. Do you even want me to make a sequel?

2. If you do there are four scenarios to chose from.

3. If I do make a sequel, who do you want me to bash? Sasuke, Sakura, and Kiba are already going to be bashed. Depending on the choice Hinata will too for a little while, just because she'll have a temporary case of insanity when she finds out Naruto's off the market but she'll get over it and be friends, so don't worry about that too much. Anyway, choose one, and only one person to be bashed.

PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR MULTIPLE RECEIVERS OF BASHING WILL HAVE THEIR VOTE SET ON FIRE WHILE I LAUGH MANICALLY...I'VE DONE CRAZIER THINGS!

All characters that get more than five votes will be bashed. My usual "guests don't count" policy stands.

Sequel options:

1. Naruto and Morgana go back to Naruto's original world and see what happens

2. Naruto and Morgana go to a world that has a six year old Naruko and end up becoming her parents

3. Same as above but it has a six year old Naruto instead

4. Naruto and Morgana go to a world were Naruto absorbs his younger self the night he becomes a ninja and takes his place throughout the entire series with Morgana along for the ride.

Review and let me know. If you choose against it, alright and I hope you liked the story.

One more thing, a few people have asked me why I don't add the suffixes and the answer is I don't see much point in it. If you pay attention to the story you already know where everyone stands on an emotional standpoint.