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Last Time on Chapter 15

James and Draco had a falling out and James got himself a couple magic teachers. Harry finally met his cousin and it's too happy about it.

Now on to Chapter 16

Harry nodded as Timothy came towards their direction with another guy.

"I really wish you weren't right, Tim." The guy said.

"Oh, you're back," Draco said.

"Yeah, and I brought a friend." Timothy said.

"Hello, cousin," The guy said.

"Goodbye, Dudley," Harry said.

"Oh, Harry, why do you have to be like that?" Dudley asked.

"Harry, babe, who is this," Draco asked.

"You know that jerk cousin I told you about? Well this is him." Harry said.

Draco's face went from friendly to cold and deadly. James just stood there not knowing what's all going on and hoping for someone to tell him.

"Harry, you make me sound like the freak and abomination, when in truth, you are." Dudley said.

"Shut your face you stupid muggle before I hex your balls up your butt and turn you into a very fat pig. Well a pig in general because you're already extremely fat!" Draco said, defending Harry.

"Why you-" Timothy started.

"Just leave," Dudley said a hint of fear in his voice.

A smile that was hard for any normal person to see broke on Draco's visage.

"What do you think we're doing? I want to be as far away from the two of you as possible and even then I'm too close!" Harry said.

"Why you," Timothy asked, lunging at Harry and Draco when James hit him with a flipendo.

"Don't try it on my fathers!" James said.

"JAMES!" Harry said, turning away from the other two men. "Why did you do that? They can track you when you use magic out in the open and not in school!"

"Hey, I'm new to the rules seeing how you two decided to keep magic a secret from me!" James stated.

"We did that for your own good!" Harry said.

"Hey, now isn't the time, wait till we're in the car to start this!" Draco said, pulling the two of them along.

"Yeah go, worthless abominations." Dudley whispered.

Draco stopped and stomped towards him, fire blazing in his eyes as he pointed his wand at Dudley.

"Call me what you want, but don't dare insult my family!" Draco threatened.

"Dray, don't, let's just go before something happens." Harry said, pulling at Draco.

"Yeah, listen to your worthless husband." Dudley said, not scared one bit.

Draco mumbled something too low for anyone to hear and a light blue light shot out of the wand and knocked Dudley back, having him scream out in pain.

Draco pointed his wand at Timothy and mumbled something else. A white light showed and filled the air. Timothy stood there, mesmerized by the color and, unknown to James, something else.

Draco lowered his wand and the three of them started walking away, unwilling to turn and look at the frozen male or the one on the ground screaming in pain and agony.

Later that night, once everyone was home and everything was talked out, Snape came to the two adults.

"James's studies must be done at my residents." Snape ensued.

"Why," Draco asked.

"Because he's too venerable here and we don't want the Ministry to track us here to our home." Harry said. "I was actually going to ask you about us doing his magic studies there."

"Well there is one other reason," Snape said, "I may not be teaching at Hogwarts anymore but that old bat made me promise to take some students that need help with their studies and I said that only ones in search of a higher grade or needed it very badly. So there will be a few other kids about James's age there, some may be younger."

"Okay, well I'm guessing they're the ones that caused the fire." Harry snickered.

"Yes Potter, but I needed an excuse to build more rooms anyway so if the two of you want to come and stay with your son I suppose I could find you a room." Snape said.

"Wow, thanks! You know you don't have to do that!" Draco said.

"But you'll ask me anyway so I figured I might as well." Snape said.

"You're the greatest god-father anyone could ask for!" Draco said.

"Don't try anything Dragon, I may have made an unbreakable promise to protect you but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't hurt you the muggle way!" Snape threatened. "Oh and NO SEX AT MY HOUSE, if the two of you are going to stay."

"Deal." Harry and Draco said.

"So what's the plan?" James asked, coming into the room.

"The three of us are going to stay with Snape for a while." Harry said.

"Okay," James said.

"There are other students there, so don't worry about being the only one I yell at." Snape said, showing a soft side.

"Wow, Snape, why are you being so soft with us?" Harry asked.

"We had something to do with that," Dean said, coming down the stairs.

"What did you do?" Draco asked.

"We just gave him something we were planning on giving to your cousin, but found Snape a better subject to test it on." Neville said.

"What does it do?" Harry asked.

"Makes you nicer, and I should warn you, the four of us will be sharing a room." Neville said.

"Okay," Harry and Draco said, looking confused at what Neville was implying.

Everyone got ready to go, Snape heading a head of everyone to get the students and the rooms ready for the others, while scaring the students by being forced to be partly nice.

Everyone else arrived as Snape finished and Harry found himself, along with James, puking after apperating.

"Be happy you didn't get splinched." Draco said.

"I know!" Harry yelled, puking again.

"What are you talking about?" James asked after he finished puking.

"Oh you'll find out in school." Draco said a wicked look upon his face.

"Whatever," James said, a bit afraid.

They walked into the wards of Snape's house and found him waiting in the living room with the other students.

"Harry, Draco, Neville, Dean, and James, these are the other students: Danielle, Henry, Mufgar, Zeke, Velma, Daphne, K.C., Katie, and Nico." Snape said, putting a hand over each of the children as he said their names, there being five guys and four girls.

The gang introduced each of themselves and told them what they either were going to be teaching and that James was going to be in school with them.

"Now does anyone want to share a room with James because you're each going to have to pair up for rooms," Snape said.

No one said a single thing so Snape growled and told Zeke that he'd be sharing a room with James. Having Zeke and James sigh, each getting a smack on the back of the head.

Snape assigned each of the other ones a roommate, leaving two extra rooms.

"Seeing how all the kids are paired up with one another, I think we should pair up to." Harry said.

"Good idea Harry," Neville said, knowing what that means.

"What does that mean?" Draco and Dean asked.

"It means the tops room together and the bottoms room together." Harry said, putting his stuff in a room. "And the tops will take this room."

"What, why?" Dean asked. "Don't you love me anymore Nev.?"

"Dean, I'll always love you but let's just see where this goes, I mean the two of us haven't been separated in like, since we graduated!" Neville said.

"Fine," Draco and Dean huffed.

Draco put his stuff in the other room and Neville grabbed his and went into the Bottom's room while Dean went into the Top's room.

James had followed Zeke to their shared room, seeing it was a complete mess with clothes and papers everywhere.

"There's another bed over there," Zeke growled.

"What's your deal," James asked, under his breath.

"You are, I am an only child so I shouldn't have to share my rooms with a mix-breed brat!" Zeke said, flailing his arms everywhere.

"Yeah, I'm an only child too!" James growled. "AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIX-BREED BRAT!"

"You, you worthless waste of space," Zeke said.

"Shut up, if I was a waste of space I wouldn't have a boyfriend!" James yelled.

"No yelling you stupid prats." Snape said, coming out of nowhere.

"Why do I have to share a room with this fag?" Zeke asked.

"Because you'll focus more," Snape said.

"What does that mean?" Zeke and James asked.

"Just clean this room and come down for dinner in an hour," Snape said. "Don't make me come back in here again."

"Okay, Professor," Zeke said.

"And James," Snape said.

"Yeah Snape," James sighed.

"Don't call me Snape, call me Professor and even though Dragon would kill me, I won't think twice before striking you down. All the other brats parents agreed to it, Draco don't have a say in me striking you." Snape threatened.

"Whatever, Professor," James mocked.

Snape turned towards James and with a small, quick flick of his wrist made James end up across the room, in Zeke's area, and in a large pile of clothes.

"Ow," James said.

"You stupid twat," Zeke laughed, ending himself in the same position, as well as being on top of James.

"Get to work," Snape said, leaving the room and shutting the door.

"Did he have to make you land on top of me?" James wined.

"Hey, do you think I like this? Now just get over to your side and give me my stuff back!" Zeke barked.

"Whatever," James sighed, then lifted his head and found something around it. James took the object off his head and looked at what it is, causing his eyes to widen. "Is this a thong?"

"No, now give me that!" Zeke quickly said, starting to blush as he swiped the thong away from James. James just stayed there, imagining Zeke in a thong, causing himself to harden at the picture. "Don't you dare picture me in this or tell anyone about it!"

"And why would I do that, you're a fugly twit," James slyly said.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Zeke asked.

"You heard me, now start cleaning; I don't want to get in trouble with Snape again." James said, getting up and throwing all of Zeke's things towards him.

As the two boys worked to clean and organize the room, without talking to one another, Harry came up and opened the door.

"Hey, food is ready," he said.

"Great, finally I get my space from this worthless prat!" Zeke said, starting to walk out only to run into Harry.

"First off, don't call him that, second off: he's my son," Harry growled.

"Like I care whose son he is," Zeke said as he walked away from James and Harry.

"He likes you," Harry said.

"No he doesn't," James said, walking past his father.

"How do you think me and Draco started out? Now get downstairs, we don't want someone to come look for us." Harry said.

James followed his father downstairs to the dining room where all the residents of Snape Manor were at. Harry took his seat next to Draco leaving only one seat open. Next to Zeke.

"Can I not sit by that brat?" James asked, pointing to Zeke.

"Stop your pointless arguing and sit down." Snape said.

"What are we having?" James asked.

"Tuna Casserole," Snape said and the food appeared.

Everyone took their portion and started to eat, noticing the tension between James and Zeke.

"This is going to be very interesting." Snape thought.