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Last Time on Chapter 17

The next morning was when everything started shooting back into everyone's faces and everyone started hating everyone, even Harry and Draco started getting into it, for an unknown reason but the thing that tagged everyone was it wasn't the things that was being done. It was something else… something within their words.

Now onto Chapter 18

James woke up to find himself facing Zeke, and then he realized it had been a peaceful night without any dreams over Oliver. But before James could even smile about it, he felt something brush up against his "morning wood" and realized it was Zeke's. James tired to move away but found he was bound due to Zeke's firm grasp around James's body. James shook Zeke, trying to wake him but his attempts ended in failure.

"Zeke, get up and get off of me or I'll smother you right this second!" James threatened.

Zeke only started to move closer so James grabbed the pillow. James was about to push the pillow into Zeke's face when Zeke went down and started licking the edges of James's underwear. James found himself only to be frozen in shock and surprise when Neville walked in with a big grin on his face.

"Time to get up sports," Neville cheered.

"First off, don't call me that," Zeke growled. "And secondly, I'm going to murder you James!"

"Wait; did what I think just happen happen?" Neville asked.

"NOTHING HAPPENED!" the two boys cried out.

"Okay, well then you might want to get downstairs before Snape comes around. He's not in a good mood seeing how Harry and Draco snuck into his room for part of the night."

"Dang, if they did that to me, which they have, I wouldn't blame him either." James said. "What did he do to them?"

"Nothing, he just growled something and they left his room only to come into my room and continue," Neville said, a blush coming upon his face.

"You guys didn't!" James said, sounding more amused then he should have.

"Yeah, you aren't finding out, so get dressed and get your butts downstairs before the meanness gets up here and sees the two of you." Neville said, leaving the room while chuckling.

Zeke got up and noticed his tongue tasted of material. He looked at James and shook his head.

"You started licking around my underwear, and refused to release me while sleeping." James said.

"Oh, is that what you think I was doing?" Zeke said, turning away so he wouldn't have to look at the nice, smooth, and icy warm body that he wished he could hold for the rest of time.

"Yes, do you want to tell me you were doing something else? Because saying that would mean that you weren't asleep." James said.

"And I wasn't," Zeke thought. "I was asleep, but I thought it was something bigger than that. I was most likely just dreaming of some chick." Zeke lied.

"Yeah, whatever, you know, if you're going to lie, it's better to believe if you're facing the person you're lying to and even more outstanding if you-" James started but was stopped by a spell.

"Just shut up, I don't want to talk right now," Zeke growled.

"Why, is there something inside your pants that embarrasses you?" James asked.

"Yes, now don't look as I'm getting dressed." Zeke demanded.

"Whatever," James said, getting up, noticing his dick was also hard, and grabbing some clothes to change into.

"You can't wear that," Zeke warned.

"Whatever," James said, walking out the door and down to the table.

"Where is Zeke?" Neville asked.

"Getting dressed I would think, I just put this on and walked out. He annoys the crap out of me!" James said.

"You just have to get to know him," Mufgar said. "He's really not all that bad. Just have strong beliefs."

"Yeah well you keep telling yourself that. And Professor Snape, please fix what ever is wrong with Zeke's bed, I don't want to go though what happened this morning again!" James said.

"What are you talking about boy?" Snape asked.

"Oh, I walked in and James was frozen as Zeke's head was under the covers and doing something that I'm not sure of." Neville said.

"Thanks Professor Longbottom," James said sarcastically.

"JAMES!" The kids cried believing something intimate is going on.

"NOTHING HAPPENED!" James cried, getting up from the table.

"Sit back down or you'll regret it," Snape said, his mug of coffee at his lips.

James sat back down and slammed his head off the table. Just as someone was about to say something, Zeke walked into the room.

"ZEKE!" the other kids cried, "WE NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED TO SUCK!"

"WHAT?" Zeke asked in complete shock and anger. "What the fuck did you tell them?" Zeke asked, pulling James's head up and pointing his wand at James's throat.

"Nothing, anyway they won't believe me that nothing happened either, thanks to Professor over there." James growled. "Now get that worthless stick out of my face or I'll take you down!"

"That's it; it's time to have a Rival Battle. Harry will be the judge." Snape said, getting up and having everyone follow him.

"What is a Rival Battle," James asked.

"Oh, it's like practicing spells but it's also practicing at offence and defense." Draco said.

"BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY DEFENSIVE SPELLS AND I ONLY KNOW ONE OFFENCIVE SPELL!" James said.

"Yeah, so this will be quite fun for me," Zeke said, a smile rising to his ears.

"Oh shit," James thought.

They all walked through the whole end of the house before they came across big, mirror doors. Snape looked at the kids and tapped his wand on the door and muttered something no one but Draco could hear or knew. They all walked in and the kids automatically went over where there were chairs and took their seats.

"James, seeing how you don't know any spells, I'll either limit Zeke to one shield and one attack spell or you both get limited to three spells." Snape said, sounding slightly nice.

"How about James tries to learn a few more," Draco said.

"Fine," James and Snape said.

They went over what spells he can use and he tried them out of a dummy they had in the room. James walked to one end of the room while Zeke mirrored him.

"Walk forward and wands up," Harry said.

The two boys walked forward and pointed their wands up.

"I'm going to take you out," Zeke said.

"Not before I break your bones." James came back.

"Okay boys, you get three spells in total! Here are the spells you are able to use," Harry called out, "You get: The Confundus Charm, that'll confuse the other, you get: Finite Incantatum, that will be your defense, and of course you have the Flipendo Jinx."

"And when you two are finally done, use Expelluarmus to end it." Snape said, "If you don't then when we find it's over we will disarm you ourselves and that will be the end of it."

"Now walk to your corners!" Harry said.

"Professor, how will I be able to use a couple of those spells, I don't know them." Zeke said.

"We know, it puts you on even ground." Harry said.

Zeke mumbled something and Draco went over to help him with the spells while Harry helped James with the spells.

"You boys ready? Then begin!" Harry called out.

"Flipendo!" James quickly said, pointing his wand at Zeke as a small blue light shot out and hit Zeke. Zeke got up and quickly said "CONFUNDUSE!" and a small light engulfed James. "FLIPENDO!" Zeke said, as James was slightly confused. James was thrown back, farther than Zeke because he did not know what to expect, but quickly got up and yelled "FLIPENDO," but shot it in the wrong direction, hitting one of the other kids.

"Wow, you are confused that much? You're weak, your fathers shouldn't have ever told you anything about Wizardry!" Zeke said.

"What did you say?" James asked, enflamed. James turned towards Zeke and pointed his wand at Zeke. "Don't you bad mouth my family a single more time!"

"Why, you are embarrassed about how much you're a low life?" Zeke asked. "FLIPENDO."

"Finite Incantatum!" James called out, blocking it but instead it just bounced off and hit Zeke.

"How did that just happen? How can a worm like him turn a blocking charm into a bouncing one?" Zeke asked. "How did you do that? You're just a worm!"

"STUPIFY!" James called out, almost hitting Zeke. "Incendio!" James said, landing it near Zeke. James just started calling out random spells almost or actually hitting Zeke, Zeke just barely able to block or dodge them.

"James, stop it," Draco cried, fearing both boys' safety.

"Draco, no," Harry said. "They both have things they need to get out. Until someone gets seriously hurt or the spells that are not to be named are called, we will not intervene." Harry said.

"I agree," Snape said.

"You want a fight, I'll give you a fight," Zeke said. "CONFUNDUSE! IMPEDIMENTA! AVIS! PROTEGO! IMMOBULUS!" All Zeke's spells either hit James or did what they were suppose to, causing Snape and Harry to set a protection spell around everyone, other than James and Zeke, while being amaze at the spells that Zeke knew and were producing so quickly.

"What the fuck did you do to me?" James asked, unable to move.

"I rendered you immobile. Now are you done?" Zeke asked, obviously tired of the battle.

"Stop the charm and I'll tell you!" James said.

Zeke stopped the spell then James quickly launched a snake towards Zeke using the Serpendortia spell.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" James said, backing away from the snake. "What's with the snake?"

"Because I hate you!" Zeke said.

"Protego!" James said, pointing his wand at the snake.

The snake turned around and started heading for Zeke.

Harry quickly got in front of Zeke and started hissing something. The snake hissed back and they started trading hisses. Once they were done, the snake turned towards the window and slithered out.

"Zeke, you got detention." Snape said.

"WHAT ABOUT JAMES?" Zeke yelled.

"He'll be punished too, don't worry." Draco said.

"Okay, now that this is over, let's can we get to planning classes?" Draco asked, taking down the protection spell. They all lead the kids out and back to their rooms but Harry had James come with him. They walked a little bit, James could tell that Harry was mad at him, and neither of them said a thing. They finally got to a room and Harry just stood in the middle with the door closed and refused to look at James.

"Dad?" James said.

"Look, what you did in there was… AWESOME!" Harry said.

"What? I thought you were mad at me," James said.

"Where did you learn all those spells?"

"I don't know, they all just came out."

"JAMES HYPERION POTTER!" Draco yelled coming into the room. "What do you think you were doing?"

"Defending myself, and using the spells you taught me and that you told me about!" James said. "Don't think I'd let him get away with talking about you guys like that!"

"I DON'T CARE, what you did was impressive, I'll give you that, but there was no call for it! Now you have two choices: face detention for two months or face a randomly picked punishment."

"Draco, chill out, please. He was doing what we told and taught him to do. What was the point in the duel anyways? Do you remember our duel?" Harry said.

"Fine, but he has detention with Zeke for twice as long as Zeke." Draco said, before walking out steamed.

"Okay, well I guess I should be getting back to my room," James said.

"Yes, go. I'll try to calm Dragon down," Harry said, walking in Draco's direction.

James walked to the room, running into the other kids and them telling him how good their duel was and wanting to duel with James, more than Zeke, sometime. James thanked them and headed to his room, hoping to get a nap but was surprised at what he walked in to see.

A/N: Sorry it took me so long to do this. My computer doesn't allow me to type anymore, as said in recent chapters, and since school got out I've been getting issues with getting time to type it but coming to a blank somewhat at points. So if anyone has an idea to what should happen, please message me or comment your ideas. They will be much help and if I like the comment, I'll feature you to thank you in the next chapter.

A/N2: I know things with the way this story is going up is changing a lot but that is just cause I'm trying to figure out how I like to do this. Also, I've been thinking about a way to feature more of you, the readers, and Stephi-247 gave me a good idea (I'm basically stealing hers but with a twist), at some point within the chapter there will be lyrics to a song, I won't make it easy to guess the song but if you can figure out the song, post it in the comments and the first person to figure out the song gets to choose whether they want to pick the next song, and supply the lyrics (which means they can't guess) or choose to get featured at the beginning of the chapter. You can get featured more than one time but you can only give lyrics once between six features (Sneaky, I know). This will start in the next chapter. Please comment what you think and what you want to see happen next or guess will happen next (yes some chapters will be completed before the previous chapter is uploaded, makes it a bit more fun *laughs while being punched through computer screen).