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Chapter 5 - Awkward Family Dinners

Troy's POV

Mum & Dad brought dinner out, in the table its Dad at the left end, then on his left is Mum, Gabe, Olivia, Jacob, Bella, Me, Kat, Skylar, Nathan on the other end of the table, then JD, John, Lindsay in front of me, Hannah, Jason, Noah, Peyton & Nicole then back to dad.

"So Troy, what are you up to now a days?" Lindsay asked me.

"Um, I'm on the football team and a straight A student." I said.

"That's my baby boy, so how many girlfriends do you have, 3? 4?" She asked grinning.

"I only date 1 girl at a time, and I havent got any yet." I said and Bella rolled her eyes grinning.

Kim's POV

Just then Troy's phone buzzed and he checked it, grinned and texted back.

"Who is it?" Lindsay asked.

"No one." He said and I saw the look in his eye.

"Thats not know one." I said grinning. "Its her isn't it!" I stated more than asked and he chuckled and nodded.

"Who?" Lindsay asked, "Come on tell me!" She said eagerly.

"Nahh its nothing." Troy said and we both knew it was annoying her.

"So, Hannah & Jason are happy to meet their big brother." She said smiling. "And John's happy to meet his new son." She said.

"Step son!" Jack & Troy stated.

"Yeah thats what I meant." Lindsay said less enthusiastically and Troy was getting annoyed and everyone had finished their meals.

"Troy." I said standing. "Why don't you help me, serve desert." I said picking up people's empty plates.

"Oh he doesn't have to, get Kit, or Nicola or one of them to do it." Lindsay said.

"Yeah, I do as my mum says." Troy said smiling at her and she smiled snidely at me. "So I'm gonna do what my mum asked and help her." He said standing and her smile fell and everyone all hid their grinning faces and chuckles as I did and he picked up people's plates and we walked into the kitchen. "You wanna laugh don't you?" He asked and I chuckled.

"Oh my god, did you see her face, she is not happy." I said and he smiled as we picked up deserts and walked out laughing.

"Whats so funny?" Lindsay asked glaring at me.

"Oh just a mother son joke." Troy said.

"Step-Mother." Lindsay said.

"Is it, is it really?" Troy asked snidely.

"Yeah, considering I'm the one who gave birth to you." She said.

"You sure, is their any witnesses?" He asked her.

"Hey!" I warned as I gave people their plates. "Dont give Lindsay any cheek, we raised you better than that!" I told him motherly and he nodded.

"Mum!" Lindsay said and I looked at her. "Its don't give your mum any cheek, not Lindsay." She said.

"I'm just going of what he calls you so it doesn't get complicated." I said honestly.

"It's not complicated, I'm his mother, his flesh and blood, your his dad's wife!" She stated getting pissed of.

"She's my mum! the one who raised me all my life, your just the one who carried me for 9 months." Troy stated also getting pissed.

"Yeah through all the pain! and the baby weight, hormones everything." She said annoyed.

"Whilst my mum, has dealed with all the tantrums, the nappy changing, the feeding, the baths, the clothing, the terrible 2's, the teenage stage." He stated to her "9 months or 17yrs!" He said with each hand representing 9 months and 17yrs and he moved the 17yrs one down like a weight.

"Okay, desert!" Jack stated and I sat down and he smiled at me and I smiled, after we all finished I picked up some plates and took them to the kitchen and putting them on the side when a hand went down next to me and I turned to see Lindsay.

"May I help you?" I asked her.

"Listen here Kimberly, back then I wanted Jack, now I'm here for 1 thing, and that's my son, MY son, not yours, mine!" She said threateningly. "Now you better back of! and stay out of my way!" She said

"Now you listen!" I stated pissed of "That boy is the one I've raised for the past 17yrs, and I don't regret any minute, because he is my son, and I love him more than you could ever imagine, I was there when he first smiled, when he first talked, took his 1st steps, 1st day of pre-school, elementary, middle and high school, 1st girlfriend, 1st everything, you cannot just waltz in after 17yrs and expect me to back of, because when it comes down to it, im the one he calls mum!" I stated and walked out and sat back down and she came out.

"We're leaving!" She stated glaring at me and John, Jason & Hannah stood up and put their coats on.

"Shame you have to go so early." I said politely.

"I know, hey, Troy, why don't you stay the night?" She asked smiling and Troy glanced at me.

"Um, no its a school night." I stated putting a hand on his shoulder and he nodded.

"Oh it's just one night, give him a break!" She said glaring at me.

"Sorry, not tonight, maybe another time." I stated and she glared.

"Fine, see you soon son." She said and went to hug him when he smiled and picked up Olivia and moved behind Nathan like he was talking to him and she stopped and glared at me and they walked out and I smiled nicely at the kids.

"God that cow!" I said annoyed once they were gone.

"She was seriously driving me crazy!" Troy said.

"I know, and she has the nerve to threaten me in my own house!" I said annoyed.

"What?" Jack said. "She threatened you, what the hell did she say?" He asked annoyed.

"Oh just came into the kitchen and said she may of wanted you back when we were teens, but now she's here for her son, and then kept saying ' My son, not yours, mine! now back of and stay out of my way." I said.

"What the hell that cow, what did you say?" Bella asked me annoyed.

"I told her that she can't just waltz back in and expect me to get lost, and that ive been there through everything, his first day of school, first baby tooth, first word everything and when it comes down to it, im the one he calls mum." I stated.

"Nice." Troy said grinning and I smiled.

"Okay, im gonna go change and call Anna"i stated.

Anna's POV - 1 hour later

I put the phone down and walked to the living room.

"What was that about you were on it for like 1 hour?" My 9yr old Lucas said.

"Oh just Kim, telling me how tonight went with Lindsay!" I said.

"What happened?" Eddie asked me.

"Oh Troy kept calling Kim mum, to annoy Lindsay and then Lindsay ended up threatening Kim to back of and Kim told her where to go!" I said and he chuckled as I sat back down and my oldest daughter Maddy who's 16 came in texting.

"Who you texting?" Eddie asked.

"No one!" She said.

"Just her boyfriend!" My 6yr old son Shane said and Maddy grinned.

"Really?" My 3yr old Matilda also known as Tilly asked.

"No, just a friend!" She said.

"But she hopes they'll be more!" Lucas said grinning and Maddy chuckled.

Hope you enjoyed it, sorry I haven't updated in a while, Been proper busy over the pass week, but Check out the new chapter to my other story 'Flirtatious Cousins' please! xxx 3 3

-Demi