Request for my bitch AmIObsessed~ (yes, I'm staking claim on you, what are you gonna do about it? :p)
Pairing: Lumpy/Flaky
Rating: M
Word: Bra
Warning for language and lime. Oh and Nympho!Flaky or Flaky with a high sex drive, no, she's not a slut. I think it's normal for a woman to enjoy casual sex, if guys can do it and only get called a player than so can women. Now, if she was messing with a taken man, than that's something else…
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The doorknob to Flaky's room jiggled before being unlocked and pushed open to let in two people. A redhead with her hand wrapped playfully around a moose printed tie led in a tall blue haired man.
With cherry red cheeks and impish smile in place, the woman laid down on her bed, allowing the man with his goofy smile to crawl over her. Usually, she would have a friends with benefits relationship with Flippy or one of the twins to satisfy her - but seeing as Flippy is busy at work and the twins are on another big heist, planning to rob the bank or something, she wasn't really listening.
It left her with only her coworker Lumpy to shyly coax into having a night of fun with her, after all the tall man was extremely attractive; the only downside was that he was also extremely...stupid. But she's worked with him for years now and has gotten comfortable enough to consider sleeping with him; she was pretty curious to see if he was as stupid in the sack as he is at work.
Reaching up and cupping his face, Flaky gently led him down to press his lips to hers. Her hands brushed through the blond streaks in his hair as she timidly moved her lips against his...only to find that he wasn't responding.
She really hoped that he wasn't expecting her to do all the work, she's more used to being the submissive one considering that the guys she usually slept with loved to be the dominant ones. Her eyes fluttered open to see what the problem was - her crimson eyes widened, feeling her body jump a bit to see that his were open and staring blankly down at her and she could feel that his lips were still upturned in his usual goofy smile.
"Um, Lumpy," she whispered against his lips. "D-do you know how to k-kiss?"
He blinked. "Uhhh...yes?" He told her, trying to think of what the meaning of kiss was.
She sighed. "Here. J-just copy me." She told him, letting her eyes drift close and melding his lips to hers.
"J-just move your lips like this." She instructed as she gently moved her mouth over his unmoving ones.
He nodded his head stupidly, getting her lips to slide over his nose and chin before Flaky grabbed his head to keep him still and settle his lips over hers. He then began to copy her movements, which the redhead had to admit, was actually pretty good for his first time.
But then his mouth began to drift and he was soon making out with her nose, Flaky had to contain a giggle as she once again grabbed his face and led him back to where he was supposed to be. "Just s-stay right there."
Feeling a bit more bold with his inexperience, the woman decided to try using some tongue. She flicked her tongue against his lower lip before taking it into her mouth to playfully suck on.
That seemed to be the wrong move as the blue haired man began giggling uncontrollably much to the redhead's annoyance, so she released his lip and waited until he calmed down enough to lock her lips with his. Taking a different approach, she slipped her tongue into his open mouth to swipe tentatively against his.
She cheered inwardly when he responded by twirling his tongue with hers. It was all going good and Flaky couldn't help but think that the kiss was going along perfectly.
That is, until it started to feel more like she was kissing a slobbery dog than a man. She didn't know how or at what point it started - but his kiss began to get overwhelming, his tongue was practically sliding everywhere in and out of her mouth and there was way too much...saliva involved. She didn't know how a man could produce so much saliva as he slid his tongue over her now closed lips, coating it in a thin layer of shiny spit.
It was gross and she could feel the drool sliding down her chin but Flaky didn't want to be rude so she just kept her lips sealed shut to keep him from invading her poor disgusted mouth as he slid his tongue along her cheeks, nose, and even forehead, leaving behind a shiny trail. He seemed to be oblivious to her cringing face as he slid his tongue down her neck.
That's when he stopped with his tongue and instead pressed his lips to her porcelain skin, leading butterfly kisses down the length of her slender neck.
She let out the breath she had been holding and smiled down at him, hoping that atleast he'll know what he's doing on his own now. His long digits slithered underneath her sweater, pushing it up to expose her flat abdomen to his gaze. Flaky shivered when his lips brushed teasingly against the sensitive skin of her belly, right above her belly button.
She bit her lip, expecting him to either kiss her flesh or dip his tongue into the hole.
She however, was not expecting him to blow an obnoxiously loud raspberry on her belly.
"Gochi, gochi, gooo!" He cooed, tickling her sides and blowing another raspberry, gaining an unwilling fit of giggles from the sexual frustrated redhead.
"S-stop," she whined through her laughter, when he continued, she was forced to actually push his head away. "I s-said stop it!"
Getting sick of having to wait so long, Flaky sat up and stripped herself of her clothes to leave herself bare to his gaze, hoping that maybe instinct will lead him to do what most males would have been doing already. She started to get embarrassed and shy when Lumpy merely stared blankly at her naked body with his stupid smile in place.
His sky blue eyes drifted down to the area between her legs and he suddenly retained that weird cross eyed look that he made when he was confused.
Breaking the silence, Lumpy leaned forward so that he was looking between her legs, his eyebrows were furrowed together as he concentrated on staring at that area of her body, a finger came up to touch his chin. "Uh, what's that?" He asked, pointing at her precious area.
Flaky felt her eye twitch as her mouth hung open at the sheer stupidity of her coworker. "R-really?" He nodded, reaching a finger forward to curiously poke at her folds. She squeaked, squirming around and wishing that he was smart enough to atleast finger her.
"Uhm, well okay, I-I guess I can try to explain it," she muttered, growing redder by the minute, guess this is what she gets for thinking that Lumpy had any type of knowledge about sex - but he's a guy! She thought that every guy knew atleast some parts of a female by the time that they were fourteen...guess she was wrong in assuming that. "W-well, this is what we call our v-v-vagina-" But it seemed Lumpy's short attention span has already drifted from her explanation of the female anatomy.
She watched in confusion as he stood up and began to strip out of his clothes. She could feel her heart thump rapidly in her chest. Was this it? Would her patience finally pay off?
Dropping his last article of clothing to the floor, Lumpy bent down and picked up his boxers and made his way to the flustered female. With a wide toothy smile, he lifted up the boxers and placed it on top of her head, adjusting it until he felt it was perfectly placed on.
Flaky reached up to touch the boxers on her head as she could only watch with bewildered eyes as Lumpy made his way to her discarded clothes and dug in the pile until he found her panty and with a silly giggle placed it on top of his own head like a beanie.
His hands dove back down into the pile and pulled out her strapless bra next, he held it up in the air in confusion, contemplating on what it could be for. He stood up and faced her, wrapping the bra around his hips, he fumbled with the little latch that clips it together.
Grumbling to himself, he wandered over to his confused coworker and held the ends of her bra out to her. "Can you put these together for me?" Wondering where in the world he could be going with this, Flaky grabbed the ends and clipped the bra together.
"Aha!" He laughed, adjusting the strapless bra on his hips before leaning down and planting a kiss on Flaky's pink cheek. "Thank you for the sex!" Sex? What sex?
He then spun around and began to strut proudly out of the room.
And Flaky could only stare dumbfounded at the bra strapped around his hips, particularly the way his round buttcheeks fit perfectly in the cups, pushed together and making the crack look like cleavage. They even jiggled like actual breasts with every step he took.
Only one thought ran through the stupefied woman's head.
What. The. Hell. Just. Happened?
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*Locks handcuffs around AmI's wrists* I put in your favorite word..did you find it? ~ :3 *cracks her with a whip* HAHA!
….I swear Lumpy would totally be incapable of sex, he'd probably think that wearing each other's underwear is sex. :3
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Anyways, thanks for reading! :D