I know I'm supposed to be working on my requests and I apologize, but I needed to get this out of my system with my newfound love for this crossover pairing. xD So, yeah. This will be the only request for myself. Anybody who's seen Dick Figures should know who Lord Tourettes is and how he acts so I apologize for any ooc-ness.
Oh and thanks to boony and Fletch for the suggestions to my MimexFlaky request. I have an idea on what I want to do with it now. :3
Pairing: Lord Tourettes/Flaky
Rating: M
Word: Oblivious
Warning for pointless smut, language, and a tad bit of violence and rape near the end. Anybody who's seen the video 'Ballad of Lord Tourettes' should know that the guy probably can't have normal sex. xD
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"You're sooooo pretty!" The green haired man above her said for...she doesn't remember how many times that he called her that. She had lost count after he told her that five times in a row.
But it had certainly won him a chance to get the blushing girl in his bed. And she had to admit, so far it wasn't going so bad, she was worried that she would end up leaving the club with a demented rapist/murderer.
Why was she even in a club at the first place? Her friends of course. After the three had managed to convince her that she needs to meet other guys besides Flippy; that she needs to loosen up and be daring for once - they had dolled her up completely and stuffed her into an itty bitty dress that mortified her, which led to her finding a seat at the bar and staying there the whole time, refusing to join her friends in dancing on the floor.
She did get approached a few times, like Disco Bear who came strolling up and began hitting on her without even saying hello first. He was then promptly distracted once he noticed her friends on the floor dancing together, leaving her without a thought and sauntering off towards them.
And there was a red haired male with a backwards red cap that jumped into the seat next to hers and threw his arm over her shoulder, making lewd suggestions; getting straight to the point about what he wanted to do to her. But he too was quickly distracted and ran off once another woman strutted past them in favor of chasing her instead.
"Ooh, and these are so pretty," he cooed, plucking off a piece of dandruff from her wavy locks and holding it up. "They're like snowflakes in your hair, it makes you look even more beeeeeautiful~"
Funny. She could vividly remember him insulting her on her dandruff when he first approached her - though she could chalk that up to being his disorder talking, not him.
Yeah, she could very clearly remember him skipping up to the seat next to her with a large smile painted on his overly cheerful face. "Why hello there - YOU DANDRUFF HAIRED FUCK - how are you?" He sat down innocently in his seat and blinked his wide sparkly emerald eyes at her, looking almost like he never just screamed an insult to her face.
She had literally jumped a few feet off her chair at his scary outburst; even if it only lasted for a split second, it still scared her half to death - especially with the way his body twitched in such a strange way with his eyes turning a deep scarlet except for the pupils and irises that stayed its normal color, and his teeth had sharpened to a point, reminding her of Flippy when he was in his flipped out state.
Though she was clearly scared out of her mind, he still happily made conversation with her; seemingly oblivious to his violent outbursts that he occasionally screeched into her nervous face. It was after he told her his name that she realized that he had a very rare form of tourettes, which helped to make her more comfortable around him.
Plus add the fact that he was so sweet and nice - a bit feminine compared to her but that was something that she could easily ignore - he actually reminded her of Flippy in a way with how sweet and cheerful the both of them could be, both seeming to have this constant sunny demeanor.
And she was beginning to feel depressed when she realized that she was actually becoming attracted to him the more they conversed, with his high pitched voice and flamboyant mannerisms - she was sure that he was gay.
But much to her delight she found out that he was quite the opposite when he unexpectedly and yet boldly dove down and planted a kiss on her lips before moving his mouth to her ear whispering an invitation back to his place.
She was hesitant at first, this would be the first time that she would be going home with a guy that she basically just met. Glancing over her shoulder, she spotted Lammy who had been watching the exchange between the two; she winked at her shy friend and made a motion to call her if anything goes wrong.
And that's how she found herself with her heart hammering in her chest in his bed with him hovering above her with a large grin; this wouldn't be her first time having sex atleast, but it was still nerve wracking all the same.
His grin practically split his face once he had gotten her skin tight dress and undergarments removed. His eyes were focused entirely onto her chest, his hands darting up and cupping the generous sized mounds with a bubbly giggle. "I love your FUCKING breasts!"
...She'll never get used to his random tics - but atleast she didn't have to worry about getting killed like when Flippy's disorder kicks in.
Squeezing them enthusiastically, getting a whimper out of the flustered woman, he ducked down and nipped lightly at the pale flesh. His hips ground down into her, his bare chest pressed to her abdomen and she could just barely feel everything he had to offer inside his pants that he still surprisingly had on.
He purred, suckling on one of her breasts while his hand toyed with the other one until she was mewling and arching her back to his touch. The little ball on his hat was tickling the flesh of her collarbone while he continued his ministrations, getting a small giggle from the redhead as she reached up and carefully moved it off of her to rest on the back of his head.
Still with his mouth latched around her breast; his free hand moved down to unzip and pull out his straining erection from his rapidly tightening pants. With that same hand, he slipped it under her to lay flat against her lower back and lifting her up with surprising strength for a man of his size.
Releasing her ravished breast from his talented mouth, the green haired male gazed up at her with a mischievous grin. "I'm going to FUCK THE SHIT out of you~"
And with that, he lifted her up and shoved himself unceremoniously into her; surprising her yet again at his painfully large size. Her crimson eyes widened to the size of saucers, letting out a pained cry, her hands fisted shakily into the sheets below her. He was so big compared to her first partner before, stretching her to the limit and filling every inch inside her with his length, she could feel every little movement he made and began to wonder if she was going to regret this. This was either going to be extremely pleasurable or extremely painful - and she desperately hoped that it would be the former.
"He he, sorry my DICK is so big~" He giggled, deciding to go back to occupying his mouth and hands with her chest until she was adjusted to his size.
He moaned around the globe of flesh in his mouth, unable to help himself from jerking his hips forward lightly at the intoxicating sensation of her moist walls clenching and unclenching sporadically around his twitching member. His tongue swirled around the hardened peak before detaching his mouth from his favorite part of the female body, a string of saliva leading from his smiling mouth to her pink bud.
"You're so FUCKING tight~" He chuckled, his high pitched voice gaining a husky tone to it.
She bit her lip, suppressing the urge to tell him to stop talking since that's the only times that his tics seem to act up and tried to focus entirely into getting used to the way that he fit so snugly inside of her.
Slowly, the pain of being stretched to her limit eventually subsided and when she caught him opening his mouth to speak again and probably get another tic - she took the initiative; surprising herself in the process by grabbing his face and drawing him down into a deep kiss, rolling her hips upwards. "I-I think I'm r-ready." She murmured against his lips, voice coming out shaky with her unsteady breaths.
He giggled excitedly at finally getting to do what he's been waiting to do. "Splendid!" He then pushed forward, forcing himself the deepest he could go, emerald eyes narrowing and leering at her generous sized chest as her back arched sharply with a strangled cry.
His hands seemed to be permanently glued to her breasts, groping and kneading them as he pulled out till only the tip was left inside before snapping his pelvis sharply to hers, enjoying the way her chest jiggled in his hands. Fisting her hands back into the sheet, Flaky whimpered, she still ached a bit but along with that came more pleasure in one thrust than she ever felt with her first partner. This man - as girly as he is - filled her nicely, she's never felt so wonderfully full and she's going to have to thank her friends for forcing her to go out and meet someone like this.
Pausing in his thrusts, the still smiling male lowered down to nip at her lip. "You want to go on top?" He asked, languidly moving into her.
Not wanting to disappoint him, the redhead nodded, though she was nervous about being on top she figured that she might as well try a new position since she seems to be doing lots of things out of the ordinary that night already. Without a second thought he rolled around with his hands still firmly attached to her breasts, if she could she would have laughed at the way he moaned louder than her when his length sunk down inside her completely.
This is definitely gonna be a humorous night that she's going to remember if he ends up being more vocal than her in bed.
Hesitantly, his hands left her breasts to grip her hips to guide her in riding him. Panting, she leaned forward and placed her hands on the sheet beside his head and lifted her hips up. Clawing at the silky sheet, Flaky lowered back down with a whimper, it was driving her insane with need with every slide into her slick passage, fast or not.
Gaining confidence at his approving sounds, the woman began to bounce faster on his cock getting him to respond by eagerly bucking upwards into her, his hands on her hips drifted to grip a generous amount of her rounded rear.
He began to get more exhilarated each time his length would be sheathed inside of her repeatedly; his already high voice raised a pitch higher with his enthusiasm. "Yeah baby! Ride that BIG ASS DICK! Make those TITS bounce!" He screeched, temporarily lifting one of his hands from her rear to swiftly meet her bottom in a stinging slap that got a startled yelp out of her, the resounding smack buzzing in her ears, keeping her eyes averted from his face to his chest to avoid seeing his scary spasms that came with his tics.
Her mewls and whimpers started to grow louder in volume the closer to the edge that she got, she believed that she'll never have an experience as mind blowing as this as she rode him feverishly, dropping down so her chest was pressed fully to his, Flaky covered his parted lips with her own, swallowing his moans and whining against his mouth as her orgasm shook her frame in violent tremors.
He continued to stubbornly pump upwards into her despite the intense tightening surrounding his shaft. "A-ah, I'm...I'm going to..I'm going to - FUCKING COAT YOUR INSIDES WITH MY CUM!"
And just like that, Flaky found herself ripped out of her own personal heaven and into a horrifying reality as she found herself once again on her back with a being almost as terrifying as Fliqpy towering above her. Usually his horrifying tics only lasted for a second but for some reason this one didn't seem to be going away immediately like usual, making her blood run cold at the thought of possibly getting murdered like she does with the war vet.
His hands darted down to grip her breasts in an extremely uncomfortable almost painful hold, she cried out in pain as his hips snapped harshly to hers, making her body jolt up at the forced intrusion at her sensitive walls being invaded so ferociously when it was still trying to calm down from her first climax. "REDHEADED SLUT! I'M GOING TO SPLIT YOUR PUSSY OPEN!" He screamed down at her, his nails biting into the gentle flesh and drawing dark pink lines in it, making tears prick the corner of her eyes at the fear and pain mixed together directed at the man above her.
Her struggling to get him off happened to be in vain as he reached down and grabbed one of her legs, shoving it to the side and keeping her open as he violently pounded into the crying female below. "I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU HARD LIKE THE CUM GUZZLING WHORE YOU ARE!"
Her breaths came out in choked gasps, unable to do anything but stare up at the disturbing man above her. His wide blood red eyes leering down at her with malicious intent coupled with a shark toothed grin that looked just about ready to eat her - it scared her to the core, it felt like she was staring into the eyes of a demon who kept screaming degrading obscenities down at her with each vicious meeting of their pelvises, greedily soaking in the pleasurable feeling of her clenching around him with each dive into her tight body.
He was going so hard and fast that she could barely think, she was sure that his nails had managed to break the skin of her breast but that was the least of her concerns right now. She's never going to let her friends talk her into doing something as stupid as going home with a man she just met, she should have just followed her paranoia and stayed home.
"I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO MY FUCKING CUM BUCKET BITCH! HAHAHAHA!" The bed springs squeaked rapidly beneath the force of his thrusts as he rocked frantically into her, panting harsh, ragged breaths as his hands held her in a bruising grip - she was sure that she would not be leaving the bed tomorrow with how sore that she was going to be.
Finally, much to her relief, he stuffed himself deep inside her one last time as his head fell back to release a guttural groan. "FUCK! AHHH-hhhh~" The change was almost instantaneous as his face contorted straight back to his innocent smiling face, cheeks rosy with a deep blush as he rode out his high, lazily thrusting his hips as she felt him empty himself inside her, the warm liquid coating her insides and sending a shiver down her spine at the feeling.
Oblivious to her traumatized face, the grinning man giggled and pulled out to lay next to her, apparently unknowing of his extraordinarily long tic that scared the living daylights out of her. He wrapped his arms around her and cuddled up to her side, burrowing his head in the crook of her trembling neck, and letting out a satisfied sigh. "Ah, that was lovely. We should get married~"
Flaky's eye twitched, fear and pure exhaustion paralyzing her limbs and making them incapable of movement. Cursing her friends, she wondered just what she had gotten herself into and how she was going to get herself out of it.
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I just made a stick figure and a porcupine have sex…but I humanized them so I regret nothing! HAHAHA! *huggles AmI* I know I'm the only person that ships this, hehe. *sails off on my ship alone*
I'm not putting the list on here since nothing changed, if you want to look at the request list than you can go back a previous chapter. :3
Thanks for reading! :D