Dear Cole,
Me and my friends are trying to blow up our school. But we need to fill our massive bomb with something toxic. So can we have your chili recipe? We're gonna fill the bomb with your chili.
Deranged Shadow Fangirl


Dear deranged shadow fangirl,
1) is my chili that bad to use in a bomb?!
2) why do you want to blow up your school?!
3) if I send you the chili to you,make sure no innocent civilians are harmed
From,a very worried Cole