"How- I- What?! This is in no way close to what was supposed to happen!"

Singed stared at the baby lying on his floor in utmost confusion. "I didn't even know such a thing was possible!" He kneeled down and looked at her. "M- Miss Crownguard?" He gently nudged her small form. "Miss Crownguard? Luxanna?"

Slowly she opened her eyes and Singed sigh in relief before he flinched, startled by her sudden outburst of screams. The silence of his dorm was broken by Lux's screaming. It echoed loudly only adding to his distress.

"No, no, no, no, no!" He grabbed what little hair he had left on his head in confusion. "What to do? What to do? Ahhhhhhhhhh- I'm a scientist for crying out loud! Think Singed, think!" He turned around, the gears in his head spinning and turning wildly as he stormed across the room. "Grrrrrrrrr- you're screaming is not helping!" He yelled at Lux getting nothing but more crying in return. His eye twitched in anger as he grabbed hold of a table and flung it over his head. It crashed into the wall, shattering several jars, flasks and chemical equipment. Research papers scattered across the room as Singed stared at Lux angrily. "You! Y-"

Knock- knock- knock

He stopped dead in his tracks as he heard someone knocking. His eyes bore into the door before he quickly picked up Lux and covered her mouth. "I- I'll be right there!" He shouted in panic. What, when, where?! What should I do?! WHAT SHOULD I DO!? He closed his eyes and mumbled several swears under his breath before he took a deep breath and walked to the door. He opened it slightly and looked outside.

"Singed?"

"Miss Jannaaahhhh-…" His eye began to twitch as Lux started suckling on his hand. "M- Miss Janna… w- what a pleasant s- surprise." He forced an awkward smile at her hiding Lux behind the door.

"Is everything alright?" She asked looking down at him in concern. "I heard screaming and something breaking… also I heard a baby. At least I think it was a baby." She titled her head and gave him a thoughtful look.

"Ah! Yes of course… uhhh- well I." His yellow eyes shifted suspiciously from left to right. "Uhhhhhh- well yes," He cleared his throat. "You see, I was just um- creating a new potion… yes. A new potion."

She crossed her arms and placed her hand on the door. "Are you certain everything is alright?" She leaned closer to his face, her eyes narrowed.

He nodded his head frantically. "I swea-"

"Then what is that puddle of drool at your feet?" She pointed at the small puddle clearly coming from his hand that was soaking in Lux's drool.

He stared at the puddle for a moment before staring back at her. "Uhhhhh-" He slammed the door shut knocking Janna back.

"Singed! Open this door, right now!" She banged her fist against the door repeatedly.

Singed pressed his back against the door panic spread across his face. "There is no reason for you to be concerned! There isn't nor was there ever a baby in my room!"

"Singed! Explain yourself!" She demanded as she began summoning whirlwinds to charge at the door.

"Go away!" He could feel the door bend slightly every time it was hit by one of Janna's whirlwinds.

"I'll give you one last chance! Open the door or I'll have to break it down." Her tone was threating.

Singed gulped and pushed harder against the door. He took deep steady breaths as he waited for her to act. He waited for at least 5 minutes before he stepped away from the door. "Is she…" He opened it once again and stuck his head outside. "gone?" His eyes met hers and words could not describe what he felt that moment.

With a loud cracking sound, that echoed throughout the entire zaunite living quarters, Singed flew back into his dorm. He landed on his back, Lux still in his arms as he watched Janna enter his room.

Her eyes widened at the sight of the baby. "What is going on here Singed?" She asked utterly confused.

"Well…" He looked down at Lux before getting up. "This is my… sis- cous- uhhhh- daughter! Yes! She is my daughter!" He smiled confidently at her, presenting Lux like an object.

Her eyes narrowed once more, hands placed on her hips. "Your daughter, eh?" She watched Singed nod. "What's her name then?"

At this Singed's smile disappeared and he paled slightly. "Uhhhhhhhh-…" He stared at her blankly before he grabbed hold of her hand and flung her over his head. "Gotta go!" He yelled before he sprinted out of the room as fast as he could.

"Singeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Janna yelled furiously as she recovered and flew after him.

"Outta my way! Outta my way!" Singed yelled as he flung summoners and champions alike over his head. Janna was still following him and he had no intentions of stopping.

Janna dodged the summoners and champions. "Singed! Stop right now!"

He looked over his shoulder to see her catching up. His eyes widened and he ran as fast as he could. "Go away!" He wasn't paying attention where he was running until he turned a corner, the sun shone through a large window blinding him but then he saw it, a dead end ahead. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- shit!" He stopped leaning against the wall trying to find another way out.

"Nowhere to run now!" She flew towards him.

Singed looked at the window. Too high for me but… an evil smirk crept onto his face. He turned to face Janna and sprinted towards her.

She blinked in confusion and her eyes widened as Singed slipped down underneath her and placed his palm on her stomach. "W- whaaa-" Her eyes widened as he flung her with all his might. "-ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" She flew straight through the window.

Singed smiled, pleased with his work. "Calculated." He chuckled and strut down the corridor.